Zen Thoughts/Life's Rules (merged)

[dr. greenthumb]

this is starting to get a little to similar to the one that was on here a few days ago "lifes rules".

-cyto

 

[FoxyKel]

this is starting to get a little to similar to the one that was on here a few days ago "lifes rules".

-cyto

I agree, and have therefore merged the 2 threads

- |{elle

 

[silverfucked]

61. Just remember, no matter how hot or nice she is, some other dude is fed up with her bullshit.

 

[FoxyKel]

62. Just remember, no matter how sexy, cute or funny HE is, some other chick is fed up with his bullshit.

 

[dr. greenthumb]

61. and 62. have already been mentioned. sorry if im complaining.

63. what more can a person gain in life, than that god-nature reveals himself to him.
-goethe

64. when you take a long look into an abyss, the abyss sometimes looks back at you.
-freidrich neitzsche

65. in the realm of scientific observation, luck is granted to only those who are prepared.
-louis pasteur

-cyto

 

[silverfucked]

but were they mentioned in large bold font??? I rest my case.

 

[sheit]

too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mutherfucker upside the head...

that's not really zen-like, but it's funny.

 

[dr. greenthumb]

ha ha.....thats real funny silverfucked-lol

-cyto

 

[FoxyKel]

Oh, I wasn't being serious, I was just trying to stir up my little mate

 

[Space_dolphin]

67. Carpe Canine - Seize the Dog!

 

[dr. greenthumb]

^^^what does that mean?

 

[brothermarcus]

68. i owe you one.
69. always respect the number 69.
70. vodka is an excellent conversation-stimulator
71. A man doesn't become a failure until he is satisfied with being one. -Cate
72. doing good/being good is far better than intending to.
73. Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. -Disraeli
74. Adversity introduces man to himself.
75. sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.

 

[dr. greenthumb]

76. life is like a 10 speed bike. Some of us have gears we dont use.
77. the journey through life is a tough one, and its up to you to be the navigator.