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Your 5 LEAST FAVORITE college football teams

Pander Bear

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USC - Pete Carrol, Lane Kiffin, Reggie Bush, Mark Sanchez, Tommy Trojan, The song girls, Their stupid "FIGHT ON TROJANS", Hollywood, "west coast bias", the list just keeps growing. Its been great to watch them falter recently.

Florida - Some of their fans are shitheads, and I loathe Gainsville, but I mostly hate them for their winning ways. The worst part is, we only seem to be able to beat them when they're having an off-year.

Georgia Tech - Hell hath no fury like a pissy little engineer. The amount of hate these fans have for me and mine is really remarkable given how insignificant a game for us it is usually. A gimmick offense in an ugly stadium on an ugly campus on the shitty side of town. Go fuck yourselves, jackets fans.

Notre Dame - They'd have been higher on the list, but kicking them while they're perpetually down has gotten sad.

OSU - I watched monday night football at a bar last week three stools away from a loud middle-aged guy in head to toe scarlet and gray. Pathetic.
 
Notre dame- join a fucking conference
BSU- join a fucking conference
USC- their legacy is trash and espn loves them for it
Florida- I am GA fan and am sick of every jean short wearin mullet fuck band wagon fan talking shit
Michigan- quit running the wing T sure it worked in HS but this is college. I guess the same could be said for GAtech


Honorable mentions: tOSU and penn state
 
Pander Bear said:
Georgia Tech - Hell hath no fury like a pissy little engineer. The amount of hate these fans have for me and mine is really remarkable given how insignificant a game for us it is usually. A gimmick offense in an ugly stadium on an ugly campus on the shitty side of town. Go fuck yourselves, jackets fans.
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yeah, GT fans really give it to UGA in the making fun of department. most of their ad homs deal with Dawgs fans being stupid, too concerned about partying, etc. you know the usual state school rips

Pander Bear said:
OSU - I watched monday night football at a bar last week three stools away from a loud middle-aged guy in head to toe scarlet and gray. Pathetic.
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this really could have been any college football program's fan. specially in the South
 
By far my least favorite is Notre Dame

#2 is Florida

The other three are in no order:
Ohio State - Just have never liked them, mainly because they are consistently good, also I hate Terrelle Pryor.. because I used to get weed off his cousin in college and he was a scumbag.

Wisconsin - I'm a Gopher fan and well it's the longest rivalry in the NCAA

Iowa - I remember like 8-9 years ago Iowa clinched the rose bowl with a win at Minnesota and those faggot fans tore down the metrodome's goal posts
 
China Rider said:
I'm a Gopher fan
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lol. in retrospect, it kinda sucks Tim Brewster is officially fired because he is always good for some inane college football quotes that offer us NCAA football fans nuggets of hilarity

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axl blaze said:
this really could have been any college football program's fan. specially in the South
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Come on man... its a day later, in a trashy hipster bar that has bathrooms that only get cleaned in 2 square inch increments so you can chop up lines in them. It is unusual. I'll keep my eyes peeled for it, but it was remarkable enough to make note of in the first place.

Besides, I don't have that much hate in my heart. OSU just coasted into my list.
 
i'm not going to participate in this thread cuz axl modded my post in the other thread. in other words, i'm gonna be a complete bitch about it.
 
1. Florida - you all know it.

2. Notre Dame - Ridiculous TV contracts despite being mediocre for 20 years, too pussy to play the Canes after we started beating them just like Florida

3. Florida State - Obvious reasons.

4. Ohio State - not even going to get into the pass interference bullshit call debate.

5 - LSU - Because they are the only team that I know for a fact cheats.

6. Everyone who isn't the Miami Hurricanes, except perhaps Florida A&M, because they have an awesome marching band.
 
1. Michigan - as an Ohio State fan growing up in the heart of Columbus, hating Michigan was synonymous with being a Buckeyes fan. they used to be great, and probably a team that represented college football as a whole with their tradition, great athletes, and great coaches. in the late 90s I've seen many Ohio State teams that were National Championship bound to only have their spark snuffed when Michigan upset them in the last game of the year. lately, the Wolverines have been an NCAA punchline. so bad in fact that some OSU fans want them to be a little better to at least ignite the rivalry again. not me :) I relish in any chance the Buckeyes dominate the Wolverines. Michigan fans are usually cocky, arrogant, and come from money. they subsequently look down upon the more Middle Class and average American Ohio State fans. during their annual spanking by the Buckeyes, Wolverine fans hide behind the comfort and spew this annoying line: "but we are the most winningest program in college football history!" :|

2. Florida - they beat Ohio State in the football National Championship and the basketball National Championship in the same year. their most memorable player of all time, Tim Tebow, is a Bible-thumping cry baby. their home base is in the easily forgettable confines of Gainesville, FL. their uniform color schemes are abhorrent to the eye

3. Notre Dame - could be my most hated team of all-time, but they just haven't been relevant enough to dislike. they're bad, and yet they enjoy a television affiliation with one of the biggest American stations. they have blockbuster movies made about their mediocre "triumphs." no team could ever get this star treatment. Brady Quinn was a pansy and his successor Jimmy Clausen was even more annoying due to his undeserved ego. Ty Willingham was a loser and his successor was even worst because he is insipid and fat. they have been invited to join the Big Ten and the Big East, but have always turned it down because they are pussies. I made the mistake of visiting South Bend, Indian for a girl and quickly came to the decision that it was the most despicable college campus of all-time. their students dress up in polo shirts on the weekends and are quick to get into any sort of meaningless fight for no reason. stay away!

4. Boise State - why can't their fans realize that to be taken seriously in the BCS that they must join a BCS conference that has more clout than the WAC? I'm sure most of us who have posted here (who are fans of Miami, Tenn, UGA, OSU) would have their teams win every game in every year with the schedule that they face. they have usually good teams with a good coach who usually raises a team with discipline and intelligence, but it's just not enough...

5. I can't really think of a 5th team. I usually don't worry about hating too many college football teams because I am a fan of what could be the most hated college football team in the Nation %)
 
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Ole Miss
Ole Miss makes the list because their staggeringly low enrollment of black students in a state that's 50% black, all their jim crow era statues/past traditions they can't let go of, (the new mascot is just as shit as the old one) and The Blind Side movie. And Mississippi just fuckin sucks.
 
if only Ole Miss would have really reinstated Admiral Ackbar as their official mascot!

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1. Michigan- Not really any explanation needed. There campus is a giant shithole, so is their stadium.
2. Florida - Well I mean they destryed my hopes and dreams in Jan 2007 and then later in basketball in Apr. 2007. They have had more arrests since Meyer took over than I believe any other program, over 30. But mainly cause they bested the Bucks.

3. USC - They cheat to be great. There fans are clueless to college football and they rarely sell out any games. For an area the size of L.A, and with no NFl team, I think that is pathetic. Plus they beat OSU twice in the past 3 years so maybe that has something to do with it too.

4. Wisconsin - And yes this was the case even prior to the drubbing they gave OSU last weekend. While Madison is a great town, I went to the game in 2002 and was kicked out of the stadium. I was cheering the Bucks on, and some asshole took my hat off my head and threw it around the stadium. I was angry and told him to give me back my fucking hat. Security guard noticed my yelling at Bagders fans, and promptly kicked ME out.

5. Tennessee - I realized over the years that the vast majority of their fans are complete douchebags. And cream orange is fuckin ugly.
 
smotpoker said:
5. Tennessee - I realized over the years that the vast majority of their fans are complete douchebags. And cream orange is fuckin ugly.
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actually, that's georgia. athens if filled with douchebags and tennessee orange is a beautiful color. you can wear it to the game on saturday, hunting on sunday and at your job picking up trash on the side of the highway monday thru friday.
 
Tennessee has the ugliest uniforms in any sport ever. I'm willing to bet they win a couple games every year simply because the opposing team gets so nauseas looking at them that they simply cannot play to their full capacity. Is that their intention?
 
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Tennessee has the ugliest uniforms in any sport ever. I'm willing to bet they win a couple games every year simply because the opposing team gets so nauseas looking at them that they simply cannot play to their full capacity. Is that their intention?
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we recruit criminals to win dumbass.

try to keep up.
 
Thanks man. I just ate a Big-Mac and I really needed to throw it up so I don't put the pounds on. Special Sause does not taste as good coming up as it does going down.

Tennessee: Beloved by bulimics everywhere.
 
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