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  • AADD Moderators: swilow | Vagabond696

You know you're at a Bluelight Party when....

33. the first thing people ask you is "are you a bluelighter?"
34. if you reply "no, i'm just a friend of a bluelighter!" they walk away slooowly!
35. you get undercover cops busting down the place.
 
36. Your name is Sifu Elver and Rushing rococco and you pass out on 14B thinking u are sleeping while everyone is suffering, when really they are taking photos of you doing crazy things with your hands!
*giggles*
 
37. Ruski asks for a plate and spoon and everyone starts to back away.
38. The cough everyone has also comes with a nasty sniffle.
39. The chilled comedown cd is MOS HARD NRG disc 2
 
40. When everyones fishing but there's nothing to catch
41. When the ice doesnt melt when you take it from the freezer
42. The police cant enter because they are unaware they need oxygen masks
43. You can be hit hard straight in the head but feel no pain.
44. Stamps cost $15.
45. There's no toilet in the bathroom yet everyone always needs to go.
46. ya say hi to a mate & he says yeah
47. There's Bess everywhere but noone is stung
48. U'r told harry would be there but u cant find him anywhere.
 
49. when you can lick your credit card the next day and smile
50. when there's white powder in your toes, as well as up your nose
 
hehehe, I've never been to BL house party ... so this is what goes on...I thought it was just a bit of naked twister and some spin the bottle...naive me...
 
I hereby declare that number 39 be struck from the record. I thought bluelighters had good taste in music??? ;)
 
51: You see someone railing their friends year supply of toe jam dried up because 'they were told to'
 
Pleo: Cheesy music to go with the cheesy drugs ;)
Will bunny ever hear the end of this?
We should replace the taco with a piece of cheese.
 
52. When you get to the party someone says 'Welcome to the Bluelight party'.
:)
 
54: Wazza is there with some poor person stuck in a corner and he is talking their ears off..
 
56: You make a coffee and your sugarines arrive in a baggy for some reason !
 
57: You have 50 variations for the word "paranoia", but the golden rule remains... NO ONE is allowed to use the "A" word.
 
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