You know, son; A Mothers Advice

[tubgirl.jpg]

Her foot stopped the door halfway as my sweaty hands made a futile attempt to push it open.
Killing off a cigarette, she blew a cloud of smoke through the crack while pinning down me with her stare.
Fuck that kid up if you want dinner tonight, she said, telling me that kicked out teeth, well,
that hurts less than being a fucking coward. Sucking down another Pall Mall, she said between drags,
a broken nose heals, but fear, that shit grows fangs. Before shutting the door, she told me,
you know, son, some become wolves, and the rest becomes their lambs.

 

[Mysterier]

You have a gift for crafting with words that evoke such vivid imagery (for me).

 

[tubgirl.jpg]

You have a gift for crafting with words that evoke such vivid imagery (for me).

That makes me really happy, @Mysterier , and so does your praise. Thanks for the encouragement man.

 

[ControlDaddy]

Her foot stopped the door halfway as my sweaty hands made a futile attempt to push it open.
Killing off a cigarette, she blew a cloud of smoke through the crack while pinning down me with her stare.
Fuck that kid up if you want dinner tonight, she said, telling me that kicked out teeth, well,
that hurts less than being a fucking coward. Sucking down another Pall Mall, she said between drags,
a broken nose heals, but fear, that shit grows fangs. Before shutting the door, she told me,
you know, son, some become wolves, and the rest becomes their lambs.

Have you read Augusten Burroughs? I think you would dig him a lot. He had as fucked up a life as any bluelighter, Dry, Running With Scissors, and A Wolf at the Table are all pretty great.

 

[tubgirl.jpg]

@ControlDaddy nope, I haven't but now I sure will. Thanks man!

 

[ControlDaddy]

@ControlDaddy nope, I haven't but now I sure will. Thanks man!

So let's get you writing a collection of these. I don't know how quite yet, but I am a great researcher, so give me a few days to know what an editor does, and I will edit for you if you like.

 

[MsDiz]

So let's get you writing a collection of these. I don't know how quite yet, but I am a great researcher, so give me a few days to know what an editor does, and I will edit for you if you like.

Christ almighty, let the guy just write.

I really liked this one @tubgirl.jpg

 

[ControlDaddy]

Bye bluelight, have to go now.

 

[tubgirl.jpg]

Christ almighty, let the guy just write.

I really liked this one @tubgirl.jpg

Irish Savage strikes again!

Seriously though, thank you so much @MsDiz - as a mother, is this something you'd do?
In retrospect, how fucked up it may sound, this was probably the greatest favor my mom could do me.
But she was a slap-happy beast aswell.

 

[tubgirl.jpg]

So let's get you writing a collection of these. I don't know how quite yet, but I am a great researcher, so give me a few days to know what an editor does, and I will edit for you if you like.

Thank you CD, you big softie!

I might start collecting those I can stand to read more than once!

 

[Zephyn]

Thank you CD, you big softie!

I might start collecting those I can stand to read more than once!

Would you mind changing your nick? I'm trying to get diarrhea out of my mind

 

[tubgirl.jpg]

Would you mind changing your nick? I'm trying to get diarrhea out of my mind

No can do buddy - I'm on a crusade for invoking disturbing fecal-thoughts in the head of the average man.
One down, many to go.

 

[Zephyn]

Can you at least get rid of the "."

 

[ControlDaddy]

Thank you CD, you big softie!

I might start collecting those I can stand to read more than once!

@MsDiz is just trying to save you the percentage I will be due when we publish a bestseller.
I've learned that one of an editor's primary roles is to "evaluate submissions from writers to decide what to publish", because writers will pick on themselves, and exalt pet projects that maybe aren't so good. So far I like almost all your stuff, and I am no fanboy for anyone, so it might just be that I have impeccable judgement in this sphere.

@Zephyn First you reject my offer to augment you, now you can't handle a bit of light kink in your pornography. Are you some kind of fucking puritan?

 

[Zephyn]

@MsDiz is just trying to save you the percentage I will be due when we publish a bestseller.
I've learned that one of an editor's primary roles is to "evaluate submissions from writers to decide what to publish", because writers will pick on themselves, and exalt pet projects that maybe aren't so good. So far I like almost all your stuff, and I am no fanboy for anyone, so it might just be that I have impeccable judgement in this sphere.

@Zephyn First you reject my offer to augment you, now you can't handle a bit of light kink in your pornography. Are you some kind of fucking puritan?

"Light" kink? Have you looked at tubgirl lately? What about 1guy1jar

 

[ControlDaddy]

"Light" kink? Have you looked at tubgirl lately? What about 1guy1jar

Buddy, those aren't even snuff. Meaning, nobody died making it. Let's start you on my homeboy Pinyan's video One Guy One Horse, Pinyan old buddy, RIP. Then we can move on to some kinky stuff.

 

[ControlDaddy]

Buddy, those aren't even snuff. Meaning, nobody died making it. Let's start you on my homeboy Pinyan's video One Guy One Horse, Pinyan old buddy, RIP. Then we can move on to some kinky stuff.

Sorry, I drank a little too much a little too fast and my oneupsmanship went full tilt. I have something to calm me down...

 

[Snafu in the Void]

"yes, yes good imagery, girl in the tub" Snafu gargled out, quickly glancing down at his black keyboard dusted with dry white ash. He didn't belong in this rusty brown cage of a room, and he knew it. The air smelled of disappointment, with the light remaining, desperately crawling in through the cracked shutters, beckoning him towards action.

 

[MsDiz]

Irish Savage strikes again!

Seriously though, thank you so much @MsDiz - as a mother, is this something you'd do?
In retrospect, how fucked up it may sound, this was probably the greatest favor my mom could do me.
But she was a slap-happy beast aswell.

Honestly, I believe violence breeds violence. It’s funny actually, my son and I were talking about this in the car. He asked why a few kids (who live near us and play with him and his friends) punch and kick and fight a lot. I explained it’s because their mother beats them, which is true. I told him what I said above, violence breeds violence. I told him to be patient with them because it’s not easy for them to be treated so harshly.

I have never once hit my son, all his discipline has been naughty step when he was younger then one was no bedtime story, then it moved on to access to toys and now of course it’s his phone/Xbox. He’s by no means a perfect child, he’s currently lost his Xbox and is reading tonight. He won’t do it again though.

My son has one of the sweetest personalities, he’s so sensitive and takes into account others feelings a lot. He’s gonna be the good guy when he grows up. I worry about that a lot, how people will take advantage of his good nature. I am preparing him though, we talk daily about morals and how people treat other people. Most of all though, I tell him to just be himself because like I’ve said before, he is something special, his views on things, his caring nature. He’s probably a lot more of his father than he is me tbh.

 

[ControlDaddy]

@MsDiz said:

He’s gonna be the good guy when he grows up. I worry about that a lot, how people will take advantage of his good nature.

Believe it or not, the human boy who grew into a CD, was brought up by a pacifist mother (she taught me to fight with bigger words, didn't work out did it ). I also started Kindergarten when I was 4, and I have a feeling even if I were the same age as the other kids I would have still been the runt. Needless to say, physical violence and bullying were part and parcel in my childhood years. Fortunately a stepfather came along who enrolled me in martial arts, and I learned a type of self respect that I still rely on to keep from being taken advantage of. I hope your son has his own way of establishing that. Even now, I am vulnerable. My last plug played at being my best friend for awhile, now he owes me $2800 that I will never see again.