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I was recently reading Wall Street Journal and I came across this article about Lady Gaga titled "The Lessons of Lady Gaga" (Bear with me for just a moment
).
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100...5029621644867154.html?mod=WSJ_hp_mostpop_read
I was simply shocked by the manner in which WSJ 'analyzes' the music industry and some of the stuff they say is simply out of this world. It just shows what a bunch of assholes all the record label executives are.
Let me demonstrate:
Dance hits? Spacey Euro Vibes? Wow just because she uses beats and some synths that doesn't mean she has anything to with electronic music (I am assuming that's what they mean by "Spacey Euro Vibes"). I wish I could send the author and the target audience of this article to a real "dance" event. Maybe something like a techstep or a psytrance gig for good measure.
Polaroid? Corporate partners? WTF? What does Polaroid or Estée Lauder have to do with music?!?
Thumping dance beats? Pfff....
Misfit amok in the system? Disparate subcultures?
Lady Gaga has nothing to do with any damn subculture. It's just top40 music with generic beats...
Lyrically simple and easy to sing along.... WOW! That's the main creative inspiration for your music???
Chopping synths? Her synths are as generic as they come. I think she even borrowed some of them from other mainstream electronic songs. For instance, I think she took a part from Alice DeeJay's "Better Off Alone". Densely layered sound?!?
And here is the last one to finish it off:
Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against Lady Gaga or the people who like her music. I am not particularly fond of her music, but you know whatever... But what ticks me off is this retard attitude towards music. The author obviously doesn't know a damn thing about music, he's probably more used to talking about how the Dow Jones gained 100 points and not talking about music.
The scarier thing is that I am going to have to deal with exactly these kind of people because I am planning to do a Masters in Accounting.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100...5029621644867154.html?mod=WSJ_hp_mostpop_read
I was simply shocked by the manner in which WSJ 'analyzes' the music industry and some of the stuff they say is simply out of this world. It just shows what a bunch of assholes all the record label executives are.
Let me demonstrate:
Her dance hits, including "Poker Face" and "Paparazzi," recalibrated the sound of pop radio with a spacey Euro vibe that's crept into songs by rock and rap artists.
Dance hits? Spacey Euro Vibes? Wow just because she uses beats and some synths that doesn't mean she has anything to with electronic music (I am assuming that's what they mean by "Spacey Euro Vibes"). I wish I could send the author and the target audience of this article to a real "dance" event. Maybe something like a techstep or a psytrance gig for good measure.
From concerts, including four sold-out nights at Radio City Music Hall this month, a percentage of her take goes to her label, Universal's Interscope Records. The label also gets a cut of her revenue from Polaroid, Estée Lauder's MAC and other corporate partners.
Polaroid? Corporate partners? WTF? What does Polaroid or Estée Lauder have to do with music?!?

Despite these dark theatrics, she's become a darling of mainstream radio by drawing from Madonna's playbook, with thumping dance beats, a shape-shifting image and a playful obsession with celebrity.
Thumping dance beats? Pfff....
Gaga's allure is that of a misfit run amok in the system, a role that has helped her cut across disparate subcultures, including teens, finicky hipsters and gays, to whom she sends frequent shout-outs.
Misfit amok in the system? Disparate subcultures?

RedOne, Gaga's primary producer, hails from Morocco and has an outsider's take on American music. "The songs have to be lyrically simple and easy to sing along to, even for people in the world who don't speak English,"
Lyrically simple and easy to sing along.... WOW! That's the main creative inspiration for your music???
Manny Marroquin are being hired to replicate her chopping synths and densely-layered sound. "Everybody's saying, 'Make it like Gaga,' " he says.
Chopping synths? Her synths are as generic as they come. I think she even borrowed some of them from other mainstream electronic songs. For instance, I think she took a part from Alice DeeJay's "Better Off Alone". Densely layered sound?!?

And here is the last one to finish it off:
The business needs more Gagas.
Don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against Lady Gaga or the people who like her music. I am not particularly fond of her music, but you know whatever... But what ticks me off is this retard attitude towards music. The author obviously doesn't know a damn thing about music, he's probably more used to talking about how the Dow Jones gained 100 points and not talking about music.

The scarier thing is that I am going to have to deal with exactly these kind of people because I am planning to do a Masters in Accounting.
