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Writing Resumés... a form of torture.

Jamshyd

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Am I the only person who is absolutely unable to write a resume despite taking several workshops? I find the process to be excruciatingly painful.

Anyone has tips for a resume for a general entry-level job?

Better yet, anyone has examples of resumes that have worked for them?

I think the biggest issue here is the fact that I actually have very little (ie. no local) experience at work. My work experience section would be empty... and so I need to "market" myself otherwise...
 
when you write your resume, just put that little line over the letter "e" and you should be straight

they will know exactly what time it is when they see that
 
Look on the bright side..once you make a good resume/CV you usually only need to make slight modifications in the future. Some little tricks that make it look fancy is putting in your picture, having a digital signature, making sure everything is lined up perfectly, and that your format is consistent. Go over it several times and make sure there are absolutely NO mistakes i.e. spelling or grammar. Also, don't over do it!

Ah yea, for the work experience. When I was right out of school I used my grandmother from my mom, who has a different name than me. It is true that I worked at her farm every summer for many years, but it wasn't full time, nor year round. Since she is my grandmother I told her I was putting her as a reference, and that she shouldn't say I'm her grandson. It is cheating a little bit, but if you can find such a loophole it will help eliminate empty gaps of time. Having empty gaps of time in a resume is usually a big turn off.
 
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when you write your resume, just put that little line over the letter "e" and you should be straight

oh man, because it's Jammy, I read that soooo wrong. LOL

Jam, I find it hard to write about myself in that marketing sense. I always put my strongest reference at the top since it's pretty common for employers to skim over a resume really quickly.

I use bullet points and titles keeping it straight and to-the-point while still saying how awesome I am. LOL I try to make it easy to read so that the important parts that I think will get me a job stand out like in the bullet points and numbered lists.
 
i used to use bullet points, but they suck. they are good for making lists of qualifications, roles and duties, but they say nothing of what you are capable of, and on top of this, they are boring as batshit to read.

consider the reader as a fellow human. write paragraphs, like you're writing a story. instead on focusing on courses and roles, focus on what you learnt in the course and what you achieved in the role. highlight how these things would be profitable to your knowledge/former employer, alluding to how much you can make for future employers.

DO NOT INCLUDE SUPERFLUOUS OR REDUNDANT INFORMATION. DO NOT REPEAT YOURSELF.

write cover letters for each role you apply for. customise them to the requirements in the ads. pay close attention to what the ads say. demonstrate attentive care.

and yes, it is a fucking form of torture, and far more difficult than most actual jobs.
 
I tend to use bullet points; I'm not 100% happy with them, but my CV's seem to work (or that could be because the job market has been good in my profession for the past few years, till this year anyway).

I'll typically list the job and then underneath a bulletpoint list of duties and any special projects that I worked on. I'll list education, and write a paragraph about what I studied as part of my professional degree (I don't worry about undergrad degrees, I just mention them).

I also have a section for other skills, where I list the databases I've used (most jobs I apply for require experience with specific databases); and my technical skills (always an advantage in my field).

I think it's important to put in keywords, and to match those keywords to what's in the job description (especially so if you have someone junior in HR who is doing a first pass over their pile of CV's, so that person can easily see you are qualified, even if they don't know much about the job).

But the jobs I go for are fairly structured and similar: if I can say I've worked on a reference desk, done user training, maintained a knowhow system, done current awareness and maintained an intranet, any employer would know what I mean, and that I could work for them.
 
Its all about being confident and knowing who you are, and how you fit into our awesome world.

Once you're cool with you, writing your rësûmé is almost fun. Its like it forces you to meditate, so get on top of your mountain! (yourself)
 
Resumes aren't that painful for me, I have one and I just move things around and take them out/add them in depending on the job (I'm afraid mine wouldn't help you much thought! I've only got my writing resume and gymnastics resume now...) Once you have one you don't really need to do much but add things to it.

It's cover letters that KILL me. I hate those fucking things, and having to personalize everyone even if you have a generic cover letter you use... uuggghhhh :P
 
I had a really difficult time writing cover letters too. I had to work at it for 6+ months before landing an interview. Business jargon and concepts are so facile as to be basically retarded. From my encounters with Corporate America (through interviews and such) I've found that the most gullible and vacuous people who unquestionably follow orders are the employees most companies want, and the students business schools create.
 
I don't so mind much writing them, as much as I feel how far do I go promoting my good qualities and skills? I can never get that fine line right between big-noting myself and not understating myself :S

If in doubt, I ask my HR dad lol
 
Going through this at the moment. I have a few questions.

- When sending a resume electronically, what format is best? Word Document, PDF? I've just got it in a word doc right now, however the spell check has squiggly lines in a couple of places. I can click "ignore", but I worry that when the prospective employer opens the file, there will be squiggly lines on my resume.

- I'm applying for overseas internships. What are some tips. Should I include a photo of myself?
 
Protip: It's not about how qualified you are for the position. It's about how well you can fit the profile of their ideal candidate. The fun part of the game is figuring out what their ideal candidate would be like, which requires a bit of research, creativity and intuition.
 
Well, first, cover letters can be important. They're your chance to express a genuine interest in the company and industry beyond simply sending them a resume. As resumes become easier to send out to many employers, simply sending one loses signal value. Doing a little research on the company in advance can be very helpful.

Ask yourself what things the company would want to see in an applicant.

What skills do they want? How does your resume demonstrate them?

If you're transitioning from a different pursuit, you'll want to couch that different pursuit in terms that demonstrate how it prepared you for your current pursuit.

If you have a gap in your employment or academic history, you'll want to address it somehow. Part of the employer's decision is the degree of risk an applicant represents. Can they count on the applicant to show up, work well with others, be conscientious about their work, etc? They'll be looking for various traits in the resume.

You want a single page resume. Use bullet points. You'll go through several drafts, and that's fine. Keep editing, keep correcting. You'll think of new things as you go along, and you'll find typographical errors and other minor things that actually can make a difference. The degree of care you show for perfecting the resume will, fair or not, reflect on you.

Remember that your resume will grow with time. Don't worry if you don't have much work experience at the moment.

If I remember correctly, you've traveled extensively overseas. I'd list this in an "Interests" section - not simply as "traveled extensively;" provide a little more color than that - because it's something many people haven't done, and indicates self-reliance, a willingness to take risks, and an ability to navigate the world generally without causing catastrophe.
 
Rip off a template online, and replace their information with yours.

There is nothing universal about writing a resume. You'll have a dozen self-proclaimed experts give you a dozen different opinions on what they think is good, and what is not. I try to go for the minimalist approach.
 
my resumé sucks but it works well. all that is important is your name at the top with your phone number, followed by what you can do relevant to the job and what work experience you have at the end. no need to stress about such a simple format, shining at the interview is what truly matters.
 
Writing a resumé should be quite simple for me, as I can skip the parts about work experience, references, and relevant skills. :p
 
Well, first, cover letters can be important. They're your chance to express a genuine interest in the company and industry beyond simply sending them a resume. As resumes become easier to send out to many employers, simply sending one loses signal value. Doing a little research on the company in advance can be very helpful.

Ask yourself what things the company would want to see in an applicant.

What skills do they want? How does your resume demonstrate them?

If you're transitioning from a different pursuit, you'll want to couch that different pursuit in terms that demonstrate how it prepared you for your current pursuit.

If you have a gap in your employment or academic history, you'll want to address it somehow. Part of the employer's decision is the degree of risk an applicant represents. Can they count on the applicant to show up, work well with others, be conscientious about their work, etc? They'll be looking for various traits in the resume.

You want a single page resume. Use bullet points. You'll go through several drafts, and that's fine. Keep editing, keep correcting. You'll think of new things as you go along, and you'll find typographical errors and other minor things that actually can make a difference. The degree of care you show for perfecting the resume will, fair or not, reflect on you.

Remember that your resume will grow with time. Don't worry if you don't have much work experience at the moment.

If I remember correctly, you've traveled extensively overseas. I'd list this in an "Interests" section - not simply as "traveled extensively;" provide a little more color than that - because it's something many people haven't done, and indicates self-reliance, a willingness to take risks, and an ability to navigate the world generally without causing catastrophe.

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