Worst thing you have ever done?

Pissed on a bunch of graves in the local graveyard, humped a few gravestones too.

Stole a pack of cigarettes from a morbidly obese guy asleep in a rascal electronic wheel chair thing asleep in front of starbucks.
I think I was helping him personally.
 
I've made my mom cry because she believed I was a hopeless drug addict who would die soon. I think I've made her cry more than once :\. Fortunately that's about the worst I've done.
 
in first grade i forced a rock down this kids mouth on the playground his name was Spencer so he had it coming the look on his face was priceless...little crying bitch... haha no sa that shit was fucked up i feel bad now
 
Hey guys. I just landed here ...

I was going pretty hardcore for a longass time. I had a nice apartment in a nice neighborhood, but slept in a crackhouse several days a week whenever I got paid.

I had a big problem with getting burned. One freezing winter night I stumbled to my "home away from home," yelled in the window and hammered on the door until someone shot the deadbolt and let me in.

This particular "house" (no heat, no electricity) was the epicenter of the local smack/rock scene. Using my cell phone light, I crawled upstairs to my usual pile of misappropriated couch cushions. Except this time there was someone else in my bed. An old guy that had taken seventy bucks from me and my boy (before we knew enough people to cop for ourselves and still had to tip) several years back and returned with coffeecreamer.

I ripped him out of my bed, threw him to the curb and locked the front door.

When he returned two days later we pretended nothing had happened.
 
In elementary school, maybe fourth grade, there was this girl who had pretty much no friends and everyone made fun of her all the time. In the parking lot after school one day, her little brother was playing with the cigarette lighter in their car and accidentally caught the entire car on fire (he wasn't harmed or anything). As the car was in flames, my friend and I pointed and laughed hysterically. Then some bigger kid slapped me in the face and asked me "what the hell is wrong with you!?" That was pretty bad.

When I was around 12 years old, my friend and I each grabbed a good sized rock and threw it at this squirrel at the same time. At least one of us nailed the thing in the head, and it didn't die. It just laid there twitching and convulsing. Just suffering. We felt bad so we called animal control and had it put of its misery.

When I was 13 or 14, I was a major pyromaniac and I really wanted to start a huge forest fire in this woodsy area near my school. I would've if my friend hadn't stopped me.

Cheated on my longterm girlfriend when I was in high school. I broke up with her after cheating on her for a week, then a month later I told her about it. I felt really guilty. In retrospect I probably shouldn't have ever told her, because all that did was fuck her up for a while. She was pretty good to me, too.

When I was really young I think I swung at my parents a few times. I hate that I did that.

Constantly called my sister a fatass when I was a kid. I once called my dad a fatass, too. I said it looked like he ate the entire sun. I feel more guilty about the latter.

Stole from family members many times, usually to get high or drunk.

My friend introduced me to a girl that he had a crush on, but she wasn't really interested in him. The day I met her, I made out with her right in front of him while he was asleep. It was awesome.

Anyway, guess I'll see you guys when we're all burning in hell.
 
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I just finished Page 2, and this thread has made me feel *a lot* better about myself.

The worst thing I've done to someone was yell or scream horrible things at them (out of anxiety, pain, or torment...typically)...I understand a lot of these things were done when a lot of you all were younger, but I don't see how you all can hurt animals like ducks. I can't even come to run over a duck in the middle of the road, even if I'm running late somewhere.

I feel like if I was tripping right now reading this thread I'd be all sorts of emotionally disturbed, crying and such...thank God I'm not tripping.

To be specific the worst thing I've ever done is yell hurtful things to people when I'm angry or in pain, and it still makes me feel bad to this day.

LiLc said:
I once pissed in this hookers mouth as she was about to give me a blowjob.
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Did you have to pay her extra? ;)
 
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When I was a freshman in highschool a couple buds (both friends and, well, buds :) ) and I shit and pissed in a plastic bag and went to a bridge that was over a highway. We dropped the bag on a couple that was riding in their corvette (convertible). Needless to say it was a direct hit...

Its still kinda funny to me but now that I am older...man would that have pissed me off if I was in their shoes.
 
well..hmm i cant decide between two things. so ill list them both and one of you can decide for me.

1.I was about 10 and i caught a frog put it in a sock and smashed it with a rock till it oozed out of the sock...ill never know why i did it.Thats the worst thing ive ever done to an animal.Ive helped slit a pigs(swine the farm animal) throat before but that was for eating so its ok.
 
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Back in my dope feen days I did about 3 bags of heroin. In aquaintence then asked to buy a couple of bags. So what I did was crush up some naproxen and mixed it with tan colored makeup until it looked like diesel. I then sold it to the kid and as he was leaving he's all like "Thanks man, I just learned how to shoot it and I was in need of some bags to give it a go with, thanks a million!"

idk what happened after that.
 
I was high on dilauid and crack, a cop trie to pull me over. I wouldn't stop because I had a qaurter of crack an about 50 pills. They had just passed a new law in my province that if you got caught with illegal narcotics like dilaudid or oxy, it was a 1 year sentence for every pill. So it ended up being a 40 minute high speed pursuit, I smashed up two police cruisers, hit 5 other vehicles, and had alot of charges. When I finally got caught, the female cop aske me when she was about to search me "o you have anything that is going to stick me or prick me" an I replied, "yeah, my cock".

It was very embarrassing when they read that out in court 2 years later.....I ended up getting 3 months in rehab, 3 months in jail, 3 months house arrest, and alot of money in restitution and lawyers.:|

And a big fat criminal record..........:!
 
Deluded said:
it was a 1 year sentence for every pill
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I would have just crushed all of them and got a really really big pill press to make 1 ridiculously large pill.
After all, a pill is a pill. Defined by shape, not by size. ;)
But that aside, that sucks!!!
Edit: Worst thing I've ever done (Which isn't really that bad, but extremely stupid) was turned my room at my boarding school into a grow room. Even though this was an incredibly stupid move, none of the staff noticed it (They actually commented on the spectacular fragrance of my room). I had a wall of ballasts and plants 3 feet tall. I got away with it, even though that school was actually "geared" towards "problem children" like myself. Did bi-daily room searches, and the state even came in to inspect everything monthly hahaha. The stupidest placement ever. I even had a razor on my shelf next to my fan blowing on my plants. I even got one of the staff to water them when I was on vacation when they were still little sproutlings. I'm damn lucky the staff were just dumber than I was!
 
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this isn't that bad but its kinda funny...back when i was like 18-19 this one time i was hammered (and driving..not a good look) coming back from a bar, pretty early around 10 PM, with some friends. had to drop off my friend's GF...she lived 2 blocks away from a girl I hooked up with like twice and stopped talking to. I decided to do some donuts in her parents front yard which was pretty small so it got FUCKED up. Drove off LOLing about it and what not.... . A few days later we find out that the guy she just started seeing was over when it happened. He thought it was someone he had beef with, so that night he took off in his car and vandalized the person he thought it was's car, hopped back in to go back to the girl's and got pulled over for a DWI. Better him than me I guess. its funny how some impulsive bullshit you do can have such a chain reaction.


In regards to people taking advantage of passed out girls, i think that is a crime that should be punishable by death and/or a tazer gun to the balls. In fact, the worst thing I've ever done hasn't happened yet. Because I know someone from back in the day who used to drug girls, fuck them or do fucked up stuff to them when they were passed out, and take pix/videos. Underage, young ass girls too. I know he got in trouble for that but in my opinion it wasn't enough. I mean i've dogged girls out before we all have its all in the game, but ive never ever ever in my wildest dreams thought of doing some foul date-rape shit or exploiting a minor. I think of that being my little sister, my cousins, or my future daughter perhaps... anyway the worst thing I've ever done is gonna be when I run into this fuckin guy on the street. i know he's off parole 99%. im gonna cave his fucking skull in. i honestly dont think anyone would care about it either. and if i had to pay a couple Gs in lawyers fees and get on probation because of it it'd probably be worth it. sick, dangerous fucks need to be dealt with at the street level in my opinion.
 
When I was 9 me and my friend pissed in a water bottle until it was full, then waited for a convertible car to come buy and we threw it at them. The piss landed direct. :)
 
Stole cell phones from a couple of friends.

Stole money from one friend.

Broke into a mate's room and stole drugs from him.

Stole drugs from another friend.

Vandalised a friend's house.

Have been a complete cunt to a few friends for no reason at all, and cut a couple out of my life for no reason at all too.
 
far too many shitty things too list,but getting married to a woman i had known for 7 hours while on holiday in vegas (alcohol and xanax) springs to mind.that caused me a shitload of grief.pretty stupid,even by my standards.
 
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