Fantastic thread, just read from front to back.
Funniest post was easily the cheese sandwich one, where he put a tablespoon of sugar in his sister's cheese sandwich randomly, and she ate it anyway. So random!

My worst is something I will
also never admit to, and happened when I was about 10 or 11. It was a moment of pure evil that still haunts me... That I still cannot understand.
--- I used to burn potato bugs with a powerful magnifying glass, watching them scamper away, then pull them right back and do it again.
That is horrible. I think I only did this really twice or three in my life, was never obsessed or anything, but still fucked. Never hurt any other animal ever, proudly, other than fishing when I was little as well.
--- This girl in middle school was into me, but wasn't in any of my classes; she rode the same bus as me. My friends -- two others on the bus -- dared me to "kiss her" for $5. I had never talked to her before, but I sat down next to her on her right all nice and happy. She smiled shyly. She was seated a few booths ahead of me and my friends near the back after about half of the kids were let out. I abruptly kissed her on her right check, and she started to move her face and mouth to kiss me as I was moving my head back. I abruptly got up out of the seat and sat down next to my friends. We all laughed at her and she got red and didn't say anything. And I never said sorry to her...
That is horrible.
Reading this thread has been profound in many ways, thanks to all contributors, we're all human, and can all learn.
