I'm unfamiliar with that show but that comic strip illustrates perfectly why I rarely go on fb these days
Just fucking google or write a status saying 'I need some attention desperately' instead of dramatic self-pitying essays or a cryptic one-word status like 'heartbroken' or 'devastated', inviting a stream of 'what's up hun?' type replies
If it's a good friend, I just ring them up & check up on them, I can't be doing with engaging in public fb attention-seeking silliness