Who would you like to fuck?

[Bearlove]

I'm going to add 'Tom Hardy' to the list - especially when he is a bit scruffy around the edges/unshaven, he's got a really nice body / ass.

 

[consumer]

Spades Mum. Pwwwaarrr

 

[Sadie]

^^ she is one sexy beast. Been around the block a few times though...

 

[Spade's Mum]

... and back again. Then back around the block round the corner and down the docks to get up on top o' some cocks.

I'll tell you who I fancy though. It's that Felix. I sent the Boy down with a load of roofies to soften him up for me one time but he came back empty trousered, wee ginger cunt that he is :/

 

[Safrolette]

It's tricky to say because you may like someone on paper but then once you meet them you don't like their smell, or voice, or the chemistry is just not there, but I have a soft spot for a young model called Toby Leonard. I could very well be his mother age-wise, which makes me feel rather pervert, but there you go

Being non-British I find his looks very exotic, he has that hard bone structure and those British/Irish powerful eyes

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

Jesus fuck how have I not got a post in this thread? Despite the above being nothing like me, I'll say Safrolette.

 

[Safrolette]

Jesus fuck how have I not got a post in this thread? Despite the above being nothing like me, I'll say Safrolette.

... Cheers! Blind faith - you don't know what I look like

 

[StoneHappyMonday]

I know how you express yourself. That's enough for me.

Hey, I can dream can't I?

 

[Safrolette]

You certainly can %) x

 

[Spade's Mum]

Ock that consumer is a fluffer, all talk and no balls. What an arsehole fully stretched moist and gasping for it. Thought I was going to sucked in there for eternity. A bit slack for me, considering all the holes I've filled in my times on the dock his must be the most used. Bloody hell what does he put up there. Such a boring cunt too. Well I'll pass from now on.

 

[consumer]

Stfu you dirty old whorebag. I just couldn't get past the smell. You need to spray something down there.

 

[Bearlove]

Wow - long time since I had the pleasure in seeing 'Spade's mum' posting

I hope you are well

 

[Rob.zilla]

ive actually got an attraction to the girl who plays bob odenkirk's colleague in "better call saul" but not because she's a knockout or super model she just strikes me as real, like she wouldn't need make up. I loooce women that show off their simple natural beauty. rhea seehorrn is her name iirc.

but Lily Ivy (from some decent porns) would be no less acceptable :D

 

[zephyr]

David Attenborough in his late 30s but better late than never.

Id bet hed know how to fuck and narrate the whole thing perfectly.

 

[Doxy]

Saffrolette and Sadie, but don't tell the missus.

 

[Safrolette]

Wow - long time since I had the pleasure in seeing 'Spade's mum' posting
I hope you are well

Love it %). A hug and a peck on the cheek to Mr Bearlove (in the 'Who would you like to fuck' thread, of course ) xx

Saffrolette and Sadie, but don't tell the missus.

...where's the blushing smiley? And where is Sadie?

 

[Sadie]

I'm here, I'm always here

 

[Raasyvibe]

It's tricky to say because you may like someone on paper but then once you meet them you don't like their smell, or voice, or the chemistry is just not there, but I have a soft spot for a young model called Toby Leonard. I could very well be his mother age-wise, which makes me feel rather pervert, but there you go

Being non-British I find his looks very exotic, he has that hard bone structure and those British/Irish powerful eyes

is he wearing lipstick

 

[Safrolette]

is he wearing lipstick

Not in this picture - or at least I don't think so. It's one of those that they call 'digitals', or 'polaroids', for photographers and casting directors to know what models look like without make up, lighting, hair fully done, etc. But I don't mind if he does - he could borrow mine and I'd still snog the life out of him

 

[Safrolette]

I'm here, I'm always here

We've pulled (kind of)