Who could you succesfully replace without anyone noticing

[onetwothreefour]

ian thorpe because i sorta look like him. sure, i can't swim, have little muscularity, don't like wearing poncy clothing and jewellery, don't sound like a wanker and don't host shitty tv shows that should never have existed, but i could give it a go.

otherwise, perhaps big bird.

 

[MoeBro]

Pablo Escobar - I could run a gigantic coke ring, own a tropical island, do free coke as much as I like and fuck as many hot chicks as I could handle. Then get betrayed, and go to jail. I reckon it'd be worth it

/me sinks into obscurity...



Hugh Hefner - Its not as if people dont expect him to die any minute, having 7 girlfriends and being 163 years old, and chances are all those girls in the Playboy mansion are all so headfucked and/or stupid, they wouldn't notice the difference

 

[villz]

Hugh Hefner - Its not as if people dont expect him to die any minute, having 7 girlfriends and being 163 years old, and chances are all those girls in the Playboy mansion are all so headfucked and/or stupid, they wouldn't notice the difference

rigor mortis does have its advantages...

 

[hoptis]

otherwise, perhaps big bird.

That's alright, I could be the Cookie Monster. Live out of rubbish bins and munch bikkies all day.

 

[onetwothreefour]

^^^ actually, i think it was oscar the grouch that lived in the bin. didn't the cookie monster live in a tree? nice concept though

 

[eddi spgeddi]

rocco

 

[Raz]

^^^ actually, i think it was oscar the grouch that lived in the bin. didn't the cookie monster live in a tree? nice concept though

How does Cookie Monster get his fat ass up a goddamn tree??

Anyway I changed my mind I don't wanna be Jack Black no mo'...

I want to be Grover now. Everyone loves Grover and he's the rockin'est Muppet of all!!!!!!

--Raz--

 

[jimmyjamz]

lol

oscar the grouch BINNY !
heheh hes wicked

i could replace sonic the hedgehog EASILY
hes sooooooo farking l337!!!!!!!

just like me

 

[hoptis]

Actually I just had a better idea... how about Ernie or Bert? With their ambiguous sexuality, "Are-they-gay-are-they-not?"... that's me in a nutshell.

 

[jimmyjamz]

^^ hopkins

oh shit wrong thread

LOLOLOL

 

[superbabydoc]

My famile used to call me Nurse Ratched (from One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest) but I always thought that was a bit unfair. After all, I never said anyone should have a lobotomy, and she is way more matronly than me...