When You Have the Itch to Talk Shit.....in Rhyme

[DrewKazinsky4209]

just for shits and giggles


Since I am from Stockton West
I gotta confess
the need to get this off my chest
'cause one will go crazy if you don't
make fun of the bullshit work stress
My consistently drunk coworker
thought he qualified as a supervisor
but besides a drunk, the dumb fuck
is a hypocrite and a liar
White folks trust him with their kids
'cause he moonlights as an umpire
They like to take selfies with him
and post it on Instagram
but goddamn, I wonder
Outside the picture frame, where is his hand?
Sheeeeeiiiiiit, I'm just fucking around
I'm not saying he plays with little boys
Just that he's a clown
with no bite and a bark that's just noise
Now this ain't a challenge battle rap
Dude is too fucking stupid to answer back
I'm just feeling Kazinsky
Who is lit off good tree
Wishing he could smoke a fag
but I quit the cigs a few months ago
Now I only smoke out of a zag
Not even a blunt because no more tobacco
Unless I'm in the garage in the North O
with a Caprice Hunter who likes his leaves
I'm just wandering around my head
practicing weird rhyme schemes
that'll leave weak emcees instantly dead
I don't know why I write these things
When no-one ever believed the words I said
I thank The Gods once again for Wild Turkey

AnF
Berkeley, Ca
022920

 

[relex_author]

THE SPIDER SONG

"The spider awakes and decides what to sell"
"I wonder today what will sell quite well"
"I hope that nobody hears if i drop"
"A fart or a smell or a smelly poo plop"

"I'm covered in paper and crayon"
"It smelt like that tune was still playin"
"Should I take a much stronger dose"
"I hope that the babies are close"

"So fuck the police in their car"
"I've got babies stuck in a jar"
"I really do not give a shit"
"My customers want a good hit"

"Go and spit go and spit on your clit"

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sorry about that last line
the song is from the forthcoming 'Joey Riot In Space' book which I am working on with a friend preview