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When (not if) we have a zombie invasion, what would be your drug of choice and why?

Erm.... This has to be the worst devised thread of all time.

What the hell? A zombie attack? This is one time you should not be taking any drugs at all but fighting the fuckers.
 
What? omg he has a point. You should all be ashamed of your ridiculous contributions.

I pick thousands of kilograms of shitalin, which I would mix with water, creating a topical spray for dissolving zombies on contact.
 
Erm.... This has to be the worst devised thread of all time.

What the hell? A zombie attack? This is one time you should not be taking any drugs at all but fighting the fuckers.
I wouldn't lay this phrase down in any other circumstance, but my jeebus rass...
My my, you are Mr. Kill Joy mate.

If you've a problem with the thread, if it's too jovial or silly for you then you can just ignore it, can't you? 8)

I actually have a gun shop just past the end of my road, all hunting rifles and shit etc Seen a few Berettas in there before though (Co2 :D) and some huge sniper looking fuckers, Id imagine though if you went there hed be the first person to see you off...
There's a rifle and shotgun shot in a village a few miles away from me in a town called Cowling (pronounced "Coe-ling", or "Cho-Eay-Lieeng!" in Chinese = They're going to be ones to set the T-virus yo: Better start learning Mandarin-Zombie peeps ;) ) which I always thought was a bit weird as I've never seen another one and didn't even know there would be "HERE BIH T'GUNZ LADS!" shit going on.
But I guess it is a rather farmy place - you wouldn't believe it in a town called Cowling would you? ;)
 
Aye, I'd rob the weapon shops in town using chemical arms. Preferably something nonlethal, ala the russki special forces trick at the cinema, where they just gassed the place with a high-potency opioid, stormed in and shot the hostage-takers dead whilst they were unconscious. Although if it means I gain sufficient armaments, I would be willing to kill. My life means more to me than anybody else's

(bar one person, my stalker, she means more to me than life itself. And by extension her three kids. I'd give my life willingly for any of them if it were nescessary...well...obviously I'd try my damndest to blow away the disease-riddled people-eating hungry dead first before dying, but I'd do it without hesitating if thats how things had to be-me, or her, only the one gets to walk away, I would choose my stalker every, and any time)

Most of my drug choices, are intended to be optimized for combat, field-surgery, etc.
Go-pills and no-go pills, as they call them in the US military, given to fighter pilots on extended missions.

Although some entertainment is mandatory. And a plentiful supply of various synthetic cannabinoids is, likewise, mandatory. And of course, weed seeds. Can't have the species becoming endangered or dying out now can we?=D


Are we talking 'dawn of the dead' zombies, slow, stupid, shambling corpse-hordes? or is this zombie apocalypse more along the lines of '28 days later'/'resident evil' ?




Other essential drugs I'd choose-Atropine, adrenaline, fluid infusion of various kinds, plasma expander infusion, an antisickness drug such as domperidone. ANTIBIOTICS. Antihistamines. Corticosteroids, an AMPAkine-one can use all the brain-power and attentiveness possible during a zombie apocalypse, no? Inhalational and injectable general anaesthetics, both of short, mid range and long-acting varieties of the latter.


And of course, my labware and the stock of stuff in the cupboards and on the shelves. I'd probably be the one playing the part of trying to reverse the course of the viral infection, to either cure those infected, or if not manageable, at least to create a counterplague, so as to wipe out the zombie hordes with biological and chemical warfare.
 
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Aye, I'd rob the weapon shops in town using chemical arms. Preferably something nonlethal, ala the russki special forces trick at the cinema, where they just gassed the place with a high-potency opioid, stormed in and shot the hostage-takers dead whilst they were unconscious. Although if it means I gain sufficient armaments, I would be willing to kill. My life means more to me than anybody else's

(bar one person, my stalker, she means more to me than life itself. And by extension her three kids. I'd give my life willingly for any of them if it were nescessary...well...obviously I'd try my damndest to blow away the disease-riddled people-eating hungry dead first before dying, but I'd do it without hesitating if thats how things had to be-me, or her, only the one gets to walk away, I would choose my stalker every, and any time)

Most of my drug choices, are intended to be optimized for combat, field-surgery, etc.
Go-pills and no-go pills, as they call them in the US military, given to fighter pilots on extended missions.

Although some entertainment is mandatory. And a plentiful supply of various synthetic cannabinoids is, likewise, mandatory. And of course, weed seeds. Can't have the species becoming endangered or dying out now can we?=D


Are we talking 'dawn of the dead' zombies, slow, stupid, shambling corpse-hordes? or is this zombie apocalypse more along the lines of '28 days later'/'resident evil' ?

Do you mean to say your stalkee?
 
No, I'm HER stalkee. According to the lady herself.

And a lovely lass she is too, absolute fucking stunner, one word from her, and my legs turn to jelly and my insides feel like they are full of butterflies.

Think petite, really, really slim, nearly hip-length dark hair, the most intoxicating hazel eyes, accent thats hot as a BBQ of chilli beef ribs in hades,
driven, knows her own mind, very powerful forceful personality, yet at the same time, very aloof, if that makes sense, pretty damn smart, classically autistic, age, going on 49. If ever there was a woman to die for, she, is that lady.

Brutally honest type, if that makes sense, its one of the things I like about her, she doesn't fuck about, doesn't beat about the bush, just says what she thinks, and if asked something, I know she will answer truthfully, and tell me what I NEED to hear, even if it isn't something I WANT to hear.

That is all too rare I find, most people pussyfoot around trying not to offend, trying to remain socially 'nice' at all times and any cost, even if that cost is unintentional (sometimes) intellectual and interpersonal dishonesty. They usually want to give even the toughest, least pleasant to have to discuss subjects some sort of pussified pink-and-fluffy silver lining. Heretic doesn't. She just comes out with it straight the fuck up. And I love her for it.
 
No, I'm HER stalkee. According to the lady herself.

And a lovely lass she is too, absolute fucking stunner, one word from her, and my legs turn to jelly and my insides feel like they are full of butterflies.

Think petite, really, really slim, nearly hip-length dark hair, the most intoxicating hazel eyes, accent thats hot as a BBQ of chilli beef ribs in hades,
driven, knows her own mind, very powerful forceful personality, yet at the same time, very aloof, if that makes sense, pretty damn smart, classically autistic, age, going on 49. If ever there was a woman to die for, she, is that lady.

Brutally honest type, if that makes sense, its one of the things I like about her, she doesn't fuck about, doesn't beat about the bush, just says what she thinks, and if asked something, I know she will answer truthfully, and tell me what I NEED to hear, even if it isn't something I WANT to hear.

That is all too rare I find, most people pussyfoot around trying not to offend, trying to remain socially 'nice' at all times and any cost, even if that cost is unintentional (sometimes) intellectual and interpersonal dishonesty. They usually want to give even the toughest, least pleasant to have to discuss subjects some sort of pussified pink-and-fluffy silver lining. Heretic doesn't. She just comes out with it straight the fuck up. And I love her for it.

Why is she a stalker and not a girlfriend?
 
Are we talking 'dawn of the dead' zombies, slow, stupid, shambling corpse-hordes? or is this zombie apocalypse more along the lines of '28 days later'/'resident evil' ?

Dawn of the Dead zombies were right speedy cunts! Land of the Dead was the slow ones, where the main actors could be sitting around back-to-back in a field yet they would still get ambushed by something slower than oldies with zimmerframes.
 
Complicated.

As for her age...doesn't make the slightest bit of difference to me; as A-to me, she would be beautiful at ANY age (paedophillia excluded of course), and B-she is just downright fucking gorgeous in every single way, shape and form. I'd marry her in a femtosecond if I could.

She could tie me up and rape the fucking beshitten jesus H out of me any time :)

Actually, it really didn't take much longer than that for me to fall for her completely. We had exchanged some general talking via PM, I didn't have a clue what she looked or sounded like...one MSN convo after that and she had me hooked harder than a skag fiend with a kilo of etonitazine at his disposal and his bodyweight in rigs.

Soon as I saw a pic, oh fucking christ! I'm surprised I didn't actually end up on the floor, she makes me go that lightheaded. Absolute one in...not a million, but I doubt there are enough people currently living to furnish the world with her equal.
 
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Do we have an unlimited supply? Because I don't want to be coming down during a zombie invasion.
 
JanCrow said:
What? omg he has a point. You should all be ashamed of your ridiculous contributions.

I wouldn't lay this phrase down in any other circumstance, but my jeebus rass...
My my, you are Mr. Kill Joy mate.

If you've a problem with the thread, if it's too jovial or silly for you then you can just ignore it, can't you? 8)

Ah, indeed. On second look it's just an amusing thread, and the OP fully knows we wouldn't really take drugs in a zombie invasion (well, most of you)... it was merely a surreal, creative, contributive idea for a thread.

That's got to be one of my worst posts ever, and I was sober also. I've clearly killed off too many brain cells earlier this week. The egg is now on my face, and this will help no-one in a real zombie fight.

But let us turn this negative into a forceful positive.

By killing brain cells from my over-use of Bombay Sapphire Gin, and some of mothers cheap sherry... My brains will become less desirable to the zombie folk; who supposedly have a thing for human brains. During this crisis I will keep myself to myself and constantly sip cocktails... rendering my brain cells obsolete, and deterring the brain-hungry zombies.

In this time, I will devise a lethal spray to kill them... I'm told AMT, ETIZ and alcohol is a good killer... When they least expect it I will attack them with a lethal "super-soaker" water pistol, containing the above substances.
 
When there's talk of zombie apocalypses everyone always starts talking about how they're going to prepare to fight the zombies, fuck that I'm planning how to be the best zombie - so for me a ton of hash so I'll be extra hungry.
 
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