serotonin-system
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Ejaculated on my daughters toothbrush
What's the worst thing you did when drunk vs how did you stop it?
- Thread starter Jabberwocky
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At a friends party, I decided to break the silence once by telling this same friend's girlfriend's younger sister that I was very much into her. Not just casually or discreetly but in front of the whole party I decided to essentially give a speech which was somewhere along the lines of how I thought this lady was the most attractive human being that I'd ever laid my eyes upon, how much I thought her laugh was the best laugh I'd ever heard, when I saw her I simply disregarded what everyone else was saying and exclusively listened to what she had to say and how much I'd been secretly attracted to her for years but had never had the guts to mention it.
Words cannot explain how bad this scene actually was and how awkward everyone in the room felt, considering how blotto drunk I was - especially the lady I was attracted to, who obviously didn't feel the same way about me. I was well beyond drunk, so I think I ruined any chance of ever really getting to really know this person and our conversations are still awkward to this day.
I attempted to solve the problem by saying that I was just drunk and joking, but some of the things that I said made it quite obvious that I had genuine feelings for this person and probably would have sounded borderline creepy to most of the people present, nobody bought my joke line for a second.
Alcohol does some amazing things for confidence, even more amazing things for stupidity and complete lack of thought before opening the mouth. Maybe in my head I thought that she may have had feelings for me too and the whole room would cheer and say "yeah, you go for it opi8 etc.". In reality, the whole party basically dissipated, the lady left (extremely embarrassed) and my mate told me (as he should have) that I was a drunk fuckwit and should go to bed. Instead, I stayed up and drank the remaining alcohol in the fridge, played PlayStation and felt like a complete douchebag.
Words cannot explain how bad this scene actually was and how awkward everyone in the room felt, considering how blotto drunk I was - especially the lady I was attracted to, who obviously didn't feel the same way about me. I was well beyond drunk, so I think I ruined any chance of ever really getting to really know this person and our conversations are still awkward to this day.
I attempted to solve the problem by saying that I was just drunk and joking, but some of the things that I said made it quite obvious that I had genuine feelings for this person and probably would have sounded borderline creepy to most of the people present, nobody bought my joke line for a second.
Alcohol does some amazing things for confidence, even more amazing things for stupidity and complete lack of thought before opening the mouth. Maybe in my head I thought that she may have had feelings for me too and the whole room would cheer and say "yeah, you go for it opi8 etc.". In reality, the whole party basically dissipated, the lady left (extremely embarrassed) and my mate told me (as he should have) that I was a drunk fuckwit and should go to bed. Instead, I stayed up and drank the remaining alcohol in the fridge, played PlayStation and felt like a complete douchebag.
dankhead88
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Drive on 13 beers. Next morning, decided to quit drinking. 5 months later, enjoying an occasional beer or two.
Blind Melon
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Drove on 5mg of Xanax and a 22oz IPA. Got pulled over. Passed the field sobriety test, blew a 0.04, but the pigs saw my bottle of pills when I was getting out my info. Charged with driving on a suspended license, DUI, and felony drug possession (had about a hundred bars on me). My public defender was a magician who truly cared, got the felony possession dropped, got the driving on a suspended dropped and got the DUI bumped down to a Wet and Reckless. Ultimately this poor decision led me to spend 5 days in jail, around $1000 in fines, lose my car, and force me to stop MMT. At least I have Suboxone, but yeah, that one bad decision royally fucked up my life.
Spent €350 at a stripclub I barely remember going to.
Fell face first into my own whiskeyglass at this club. Still have scars on my chin and hands from that. Whiskey and valium = bad idea.
Stole a kids bike from someones yard to get home from some party, was so drunk I could not figure out why my knees kept hitting my chest when I pedaled.
Destroyed some stuff, busstops, someones car once, for fun.
Hit someone with my car. (She was ok, pretty much. Fortunately I wasn't going very fast but it scared me out of drunkdriving forever)
I think thats the worst thing. I will end with a funny one to lighten the mood a bit.
Pissed on a police horse's leg thinking it was just an oddly shaped tree. There was an actual policeman on the horse and that tap on the shoulder from above followed by "...and what do we think we are doing young man ?" scared me senseless.
Fell face first into my own whiskeyglass at this club. Still have scars on my chin and hands from that. Whiskey and valium = bad idea.
Stole a kids bike from someones yard to get home from some party, was so drunk I could not figure out why my knees kept hitting my chest when I pedaled.
Destroyed some stuff, busstops, someones car once, for fun.
Hit someone with my car. (She was ok, pretty much. Fortunately I wasn't going very fast but it scared me out of drunkdriving forever)
I think thats the worst thing. I will end with a funny one to lighten the mood a bit.
Pissed on a police horse's leg thinking it was just an oddly shaped tree. There was an actual policeman on the horse and that tap on the shoulder from above followed by "...and what do we think we are doing young man ?" scared me senseless.
twotoomany
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Decided I would grab some coke after getting tanked. Missed my turn and drove down a flight of stairs. Never did get the coke. I found out the next morning that when they have to use two tow trucks, a ramp, and a bunch if other shit, they call it a vehicle extraction, and its way more expensive. Shoulda gotten arrested for that one, but I bailed and got ticketed for leaving the scene the next morning...
bennyZA
Bluelighter
Buying more alcohol...
I one time bought 12 beers while I was so drunk, I fell down my own stairs and broke all the bottles. Cops come, thinking someone broke into my apt, and I get arrested for being drunk in public in my own house because I was being such an asshole to the cops. If I had just kept my cool, I would have been fine. Charges were dropped, and cops got in trouble, but still...
The way I stop myself from doing really stupid shit these days (when I do drink) is to just tell myself that no matter how good an idea is at the time, it probably is a bad idea. No idea is a good idea when drunk.
I one time bought 12 beers while I was so drunk, I fell down my own stairs and broke all the bottles. Cops come, thinking someone broke into my apt, and I get arrested for being drunk in public in my own house because I was being such an asshole to the cops. If I had just kept my cool, I would have been fine. Charges were dropped, and cops got in trouble, but still...
The way I stop myself from doing really stupid shit these days (when I do drink) is to just tell myself that no matter how good an idea is at the time, it probably is a bad idea. No idea is a good idea when drunk.