Working_Class
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Aug 12, 2019
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Unless you're a doctor or a phlebotomist of some sort then that is fucking insane good sir.
I've got some medical training, but I've never worked in the field. Self surgery and some tools at home can be a super handy skill! Besides, going to donate blood was out of the question because of my past IV usage. I couldn't go and get blood taken, so that was my alternative. The procedure brought my systolic down by about 15 points every time, then it'd creep back up as the body would overproduce red blood cells. Then, poke another 18 in, drain 500 ish mL, toss it in the trash, wait 45 days. It turned out alright, but the procedure was always shower first, sterilize my working area and my body / hands, put news paper down, yoghurt container on the ground, cartoons so I could chill and wait 20 mins for it to drip out, take an aspirin 1 hour before to reduce clotting etc. I had it down to a science.
My landlord came in while I was doing it once and she turned around pretty fast hahaha. That'll learn her not to knock. Also, fun fact, the blood in the container would congeal, and turn semi solid like the cranberry sauce out of a can at Christmas. I tried dumping it in the shitter the first time and it fell out in this lump instead of pouring and splashed blood all over the bathroom. That was a fucking mess from hell haha.