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Film What's the Last Film You Saw? v. Tell Us What You Thought!

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Have you ever found yourself lusting for torture porn while reading the bible? Well, then I’ve got the movie for you: H.P. Lovecraft’s, Dagon .
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It’s the tale of a fish-woman dreaming anti-messiah wayward genius sailor, who becomes shipwrecked on a mysterious island, and goes on to battle hordes of humanoid teratologies mutated by insurrectionist god Dagon who wear human skins on their faces, all while sustaining his trenchant wit. If you really enjoyed Evil Dead 2 you will like this. I haven’t laughed this hard in ages. I recommend no less than 60mg of MXE up your butt before viewing.
 
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last night we took "promissed land" to bed. i sadly fell asleep midway through watching (so will rewatch later today); and i woke to my s/o saying id missed out on a fantastic film. he thoroughly enjoyed it.

today i will be watching "extremely loud, incredibly close". i love most roles tom hanks plays in drama type films. hopefully this wont disappoint as ive heard mixed reviews.

...kytnism...:|
 
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Saw it today in IMAX. It kept my interest throughout, although I was disappointed by how small Morgan Freeman's role was. Stop underutilizing Morgan Freeman, Hollywood. The man's 75 years old. Unless we clone him, there's not much more Morgan Freeman left in the box.
 
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Wow, what can I say? Just so ridiculously Japanese (and verging on full-blown Hentai). Dialogue was painfully slow and terribly delivered. The main character was a total bore: "I'm an electrical equipment salesman." Maybe subbed would have been a better option, because the monotone, emotionless, acting was quite poor on the dubbed version. Although unintentionally amusing. Visually though, it worked. Fights were quite well done too.

Then I wasn't sure if the introduction of a Jar Jar Binks-esque character was amazing or awful. On one hand, he was an unnecessary and embarrassing inclusion. On the other, I was in uncontrollable fits at how lecherous and perverted he turned out to be (maybe due to my inebriated state).

Overall, I'd only risk it with mates when you're baked and drinking.
 
^Yeah, as a rule I always watch the subtitled version of 90s anime. There wasn't as much interest then as now and a lot of titles ended up being made with super cheap overdubbing labor.

Wicked City is a fun flick to watch high in a similar way Ninja Scroll is. I know what you mean by "ridiculously Japanese," what with the whole unstoppable sex-scapading uber-male doing battle with a demoness who's got a monster's maw for a snatch thing, though that's sort of what I'm looking for when I take of few rips from the bong and settle in for a night of anime. The hentai aspect of this sort of action-horror anime is admittedly pretty silly, though I have to say I had a blast watching Legend of the Overfiend on disassociatives years ago. As ridiculous as it is, it does a good job of building a bizarre horrific world principled on psycho-sexual metaphysics that seem to reflect young male fixations with power, ego, fucking, and death. I had never even heard of tentacle porn at first viewing and, as you might imagine, was quite surprised at just how psychoanalytical cartoon demons raping college freshmen with their octopus cocks could get. It was wild, like touring the id of a particularly imaginative schizoid otaku rapist -- you know, fun!

Damn it, Netflix doesn't have Wicked City in their system. You'd think at this point Netflix would have more access to obscure titles.
 
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The Human Condition - Kaji, a college graduate working in Manchuria during WWII, accepts a job offer to increase efficiency at a Japanese forced labor camp in return for exemption from military service. A pacifist and avowed socialist, Kaji attempts to implement his humanitarian ideals into the brutal working conditions faced by imprisoned Chinese POWs and civilians. Eventually, Kaji earns the contempt of his superiors and begins his long and painful journey of survival and self-discovery.

My entire Saturday was spent watching this movie (and I was baked as cake the whole time). It clocks in at over 9 1/2 hours (not including intermissions) and is divided into six chapters and each of those chapters are constructed in a typical 3-act manner, so essentially it's like watching 6 feature length films back-to-back (which means you don't have to watch the whole movie in one sitting, but I did because I rule). Going into the movie, I wasn't sure what to expect: I'm a fan of Kobayashi and Tatsuya Nakadai (who plays Kaji) but his movies have a tendency to value artfulness over maintaining an engaging pace to the story, which made me nervous considering how long the damn thing is. Pretty much as soon as the first scene was established though, I knew that I was in for something good.

Kobayashi's camerawork is downright masterful, some might even say "Kubrickian" (hell, this movie would make Stan the Man blush) - every single image of every single scene is a piece of art in and of itself, at times I had to pause the movie just to fully-absorb some of the shots Kobayashi managed to capture. I fully expected the movie to impress me with it's visuals but it really left me stunned at times.

My concerns about the story turned out to be unfounded - it was paced perfectly (imo). At no point did I find myself thinking "did he really need to include that?" or "What does this have to do with the story?" etc - all plot, no bullshit. That being said, the story is rough. Not that it's amateurish or unpolished (quite the opposite in fact), but it is bleak and it is depressing and it will leave you feeling emotionally drained. There are brief moments of levity however that are like tiny oases in a desert of sorrow. Through it all though, Kaji is as impressive as he is sympathetic and really makes you think he deserves to successfully navigate his troubles even though it seems hopeless and impossible. The film is actually an adaptation of the novel Kaji, but I think what makes it so special is that the events of the novel are eerily similar to Masaki Kobayashi's (who himself was a pacifist and a socialist) own experience serving in Manchuria during the war.

I think the term "masterpiece" gets thrown around a lot, often times undeservedly, but I don't think there's any question that The Human Condition is a total masterpiece from start to finish. If you're at all interested in WWII (especially from the Japanese perspective) or if you love classic, stylish, and emotionally raw cinema, this is the movie you need to watch. See it over the course of a week or something: it's well fucking worth it. For over 9 1/2 hours I was in cinephile heaven.

I openly avoid saying shit like this, but I think it might just be my "favorite movie of all time" - I honestly can't think of anything else that even slightly compares.
 
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Holy Motors

though he has only made five feature length films in his 30+ year career, i'm hoping seeing some carax’s other work will add to my understanding. i don't really want to read much about what others say. yet. because it's past my bedtime, i don't wanna sift through accusations of it not being worth analysis--i had to word that carefully given aspects of the current interoperation i am entertaining and developing--and i don't want to be too influenced before getting a chance to further develop that interoperation. as of now, i say it is a piece in a transmogrification of narrative--preceded by Lolita (the novel) and then Pierrot le fou. like those predecessors, it is certainly dissecting and commenting on narrative and its own medium. i'd say it is even examining the transmogrification--the final bit of dialogue makes me feel quite confident about this.

i do find the film interesting and entertaining--supporting what i think it proposes. we’ve seen enough that it's difficult for a story itself to be enough. nor is direct surface structure cohesion necessary. not to say plot cohesion concerning theme has lost its value.


IMDB said:
Leos Carax wrote the part of the supermodel with Kate Moss in mind, as they had already been willing to work together in another project that finally was not made. By the time of filming, though, Moss was about to get married and declined the part that, ultimately, went to Eva Mendes.
fuck. eva does a great job, but what if kate could have done better? i'm yet to see kate in a movie, but playing the part of an estranged model wouldn't require much acting talent from her.

edit: oh, never mind. i was confusing gemma ward and kate moss for a moment. kate is a hasbeen who doesn't know how or when to make an exit. eva does much better than kate could have.
 
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^Yeah, as a rule I always watch the subtitled version of 90s anime. There wasn't as much interest then as now and a lot of titles ended up being made with super cheap overdubbing labor.

Wicked City is a fun flick to watch high in a similar way Ninja Scroll is. I know what you mean by "ridiculously Japanese," what with the whole unstoppable sex-scapading uber-male doing battle with a demoness who's got a monster's maw for a snatch thing, though that's sort of what I'm looking for when I take of few rips from the bong and settle in for a night of anime. The hentai aspect of this sort of action-horror anime is admittedly pretty silly, though I have to say I had a blast watching Legend of the Overfiend on disassociatives years ago. As ridiculous as it is, it does a good job of building a bizarre horrific world principled on psycho-sexual metaphysics that seem to reflect young male fixations with power, ego, fucking, and death. I had never even heard of tentacle porn at first viewing and, as you might imagine, was quite surprised at just how psychoanalytical cartoon demons raping college freshmen with their octopus cocks could get. It was wild, like touring the id of a particularly imaginative schizoid otaku rapist -- you know, fun!

Damn it, Netflix doesn't have Wicked City in their system. You'd think at this point Netflix would have more access to obscure titles.

"It was wild, like touring the id of a particularly imaginative schizoid otaku rapist -- you know, fun!" - hahaha

Yeah, I think a lot of the animators who'd been working for hentai studios made a shift towards doing less sexually-explicit nonsense during the 90's. So I guess old habits die hard. Not even heard of Legend of the Overfiend. Will look it up. Ninja Scroll was far superior to Wicked City. It had moments of silliness, but overall I'd consider it one of my favourite anime movies.

I watched WC on youtube. Although it is the dubbed version obviously.


In regard to MrGrunge's very intriguing review of the Human Condition, I'll definitely have to give that a go next weekend. Sounds excellent, as well as bit of a slog.
 
In regard to MrGrunge's very intriguing review of the Human Condition, I'll definitely have to give that a go next weekend. Sounds excellent, as well as bit of a slog.

You know, aside from the absurd length, I really never felt like the film was a 'slog'; the material, while a bit on the dark side, is always engaging.

It's just....fuck, man. It's really good. I've started re-watching it and have been amazed how many cool things I missed the first time around.

That doesn't come out for another two months. How did you manage to see it already?

Australians live in the future, bro.
 
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I haven't posted here in a minute...

Promised Land

This was a little predictable but overall enjoyable for me. It felt a bit like ideological masturbation honestly, if you like a good "corporations are evil" flick, this is for you. Matt Damon was ok, but I'm so over seeing John Krasinski in anything. 3/5

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Disappointing. I usually enjoy Tom Hanks films, but this wasn't one of those. It felt like they were just pushing emotional buttons by exploiting 9/11 and adding nothing of substance to the story. 1/5

Hyde Park on Hudson

I was actually disappointed with this one too, which I found disappointing in itself. I was looking forward to this one, hoping for a good FDR bio showcasing the pressures of his era and the back-room talks between Roosevelt and other Allied leaders. Instead, the film is based around an eventless meeting with the King of England. Snore. Bill Murray does play a great FDR though. 2.5/5

North

I liked this one. I've never heard of it in my life, which is surprising given the cast. Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dryfus, Bruce Willis, Elijah Wood, Dan Aykroyd, even an appearance from a young Scarlett Johansson. A fun lighthearted comedy to watch with the kids. 3/5


Hitchcock

I've been dying to see Anthony Hopkins in this, and he didn't disappoint. He played the role amazingly and was complimented by a great story with a great cast. I enjoyed this one thoroughly. 4/5
 
"It was wild, like touring the id of a particularly imaginative schizoid otaku rapist -- you know, fun!" - hahaha

Yeah, I think a lot of the animators who'd been working for hentai studios made a shift towards doing less sexually-explicit nonsense during the 90's. So I guess old habits die hard. Not even heard of Legend of the Overfiend. Will look it up. Ninja Scroll was far superior to Wicked City. It had moments of silliness, but overall I'd consider it one of my favourite anime movies.
Be advised that Legend of the Overfiend is horror hentai, but it's the type of hentai anthropologists write about in academic journals (seriously) and was an *ahem* seminal film believe it or not. I watched the first installment of the -- I think five part -- series the first time in high school high and on DXM.
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This was in the late 1990s so it was quite a shock to see something like that in such a state. It's easy enough to laugh at some parts if you start off with that intent, and others even if you don't, but analyzed from a certain perspective I'd say it could be defended as original and artistically transgressive pulp. Some versions are censored, which is really stupid, especially for animation, so look for the one that's not.
 
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I don't like many modern Japanese directors, but Sion Sono manages to walk a thin line between insanity and art, and I respect that. Suicide Club isn't as good as his magnum opus Cold Fish, but it's interesting and entertaining all the same. Recommended to fans of Asian horror flicks.
 
i really need to watch the overfiend series again, now that i'm not a teen any more. i completely forgot about those.
 
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Holy shit, this movie is tense. It's about 4 broke, desperate ex-pats living in a small South American town who get enlisted by an oil company to truck several tons of nitro glycerin over 300 miles to an isolated rigging camp. It's one of those movies that make you feel like you're sitting on the edge of a cliff and at any moment a slight breeze might come and push you off. It was almost physically exhausting to watch.

Good movie - very exciting.
 
^ Good choice. The first 30 minutes or so are a bit slow (characterization and whatnot), but it picks up right away and will probably leave you gasping for breath for the next 2 hours. As far as "suspense" goes, Alfred Hitchcock ain't got shit on this movie.
 
Last night sat through gangster squad. Beautiful visual design was greatly accentuated on my amazing new tv. Style reminds me of l.a. noire. Story and characters were lame cliches.
 
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