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What's the difference between a fork in the road and a T-Junction?

lostNfound

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One is renowned for life changing decisions.
The other is simply known by government bodies as a federally funded 'black spot project'.

In other news, two unknowns from the soliatry land to the West we know as W.A have received the nobel prize for discovering that stomach ulcers are not caused by stress, but are in fact caused by parasites.
You guessed it, that means that either, A) We'll need more to drugs to kill the bugs or, B) turn over a new leaf and change our lifestyle habits.
What do you think the big Pharms are going to want?
I'm damn sure they want their Pharmers out in the Pharms harvesting the next crop.
You know, genetic engineering is what they call it. Cross breeding, the original 2 for 1 deal with a free set of steak knives for the first ten patients with symptomatic problems requiring the aid of a new guinea pig to bring about a revolutioanry chnage in the way we fight the bug.

Steven King or Steven Spielberg? You decide!
Who pays more tax? Mr Spielberg, Mr King or you?
You guessed it, subsidies for the blue collar but well payed tax lawyers and accountants for the men on Millionaires row.

See, what you to do is listen up know, I'll only say it once. A very omportant lesson often missed by many.
A fork has more than two prongs! Shocked. What's funny is the third and sometimes fourth are never hidden but obscured from view. Often covered with broccoli or a pint.
Always something that should never be there.
Distractions and obstacles are put there to test a mans wit, find what's hidden beneath the surface, and secrest you will discover.

See my freinds the answer you've all been waiting for is really quite simple.
A fork in the road is simply and aptly too often confused and misread to be a T-Junction because a T-Junction has only two prongs, or roads if you will.
A T-Junction, is ultimately a forked road with prongs grown over with dense foliage or clouded by pints of beer we stocked up on trying build up our courage to choose a road, and in doing so our blinded cross-eyes only see a T-Bone, a tasty T-Bone.

Good Evening and Good Night, oh pearl of wisdom you have not medicated tonight and shat all over my keyboard resulting in trash.

Really, pity it wasn't bin day already tomorrow and the garbageman could carry away this filth and compact it in the truck.
Recycling I believe they call it.


Recycle my words and a twit you will be=D
 
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