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What the dumbest thing a drug-counsellor ever told you?

kamikaze__

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Post any stupid shit any drug concellor, teacher, cop, parent etc. ever told you about cannabis (and tried to convince you its true). The funnier the better :D

Only thing i can think of right now is my friends teacher (who supposedly studied this sorta stuff before being a teacher???) told him that smoking a bottlecap full of hash can kill an elephant =D
 
In my senior year of high school, my physics teacher claimed that some people naturally just can't handle pot, so smoking even a small amount could immediately render cardiac arrest or death. I told him that was a flat out lie and got a round of applause from the class when I proved him wrong.
 
That some people crush up rat poison into joints and blunts to get higher. WTF?!
 
that "embalming fluid" or "illy" was actually embalming fluid.

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oh shit, about cannabis. i wondered why this wasn't in dc. new answer: that the reason marijuana produces a high is because thc and other cannaboids take up the room in your blood or maybe brain, something like that, so that oxygen can't get to your brain.

both those are from a hs health teacher
 
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that when u are buying drugs you are directly helping terrorists... i was told that in the 8th grade like a year after 9/11
 
that people only think that water pipes are more healthy than
other forms of smoking, when in reality they aren't.

i had to explain the water solubility of numerous carcinogens in cannabis
before she was convinced that it could be a bit more beneficial.
 
GenericMind said:
"People in recovery who don't believe in God won't be able to stay sober."

Indeed. That and "You are powerless over your addiction."

Fuck off.
 
^ Why weren't you there for the gAy-A (sorry, thats what I call it) "who's read the 'big book'?" thread in DC about a week ago? We could have raised some hell.....


Yeah, those are the dumbest things I have ever heard (GMs and Guidos).

And unless I call some 45 year old balding man every day to "check in" I will never stay sober.
 
"your gonna end up dead and amount to nothing!!" ~ Dare officer of middle school minutes before myself and 2 friends were kicked out of guidance class which had a dare class every so often. We got to wonder the halls and fuck around for an hour each day before they said we had to go back.. once upon a time shall we say 2001
 
That you can tell if someone smokes pot from their hair....I dont know the exact details but something to do with your hair gives it away that you smoke pot. Some people are so dumb.
 
^^^i believe it looks something like this.
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A teacher at school told me.. "you do pot once.. and that's it.. you're done for.. there's no going back."

hmmmm..
 
Geist89 said:
In my senior year of high school, my physics teacher claimed that some people naturally just can't handle pot, so smoking even a small amount could immediately render cardiac arrest or death. I told him that was a flat out lie and got a round of applause from the class when I proved him wrong.

I know someone who has a severe allergy to MJ...upto the point of anaphalytic shock. Which would thus lead to death from a little bit of pot. :P
 
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