Jamshyd
Bluelight Crew
Nice quoteLiquidMethod said:"The Number of Languages you know is the Number of Times you are Human"
I've always thought that to ring true.
Jamshyd, our known languages are quite similar.Are you serious about Hebrew being easy? I guess it would be compared to Arabic.

Hebrew, like Aramaic (another one I'd like to learn eventually), feels like a prototype for Arabic, which is pretty much what it is. Since all semitic languages follow a similar mechanism of trilateral-root verb construction, extrapolating meaning from one language to another can be easy. Since modern hebrew is a simplified form of Biblical Hebrew, that makes it doubly easy for a speaker of another semitic language to learn. The biggest hump in learning Hebrew, I find, is the orthography (which is probably the reason why people find it daunting). I also find that, for some reason, my slight dyslexia kicks in when I try to read Hebrew.
Btw, if you can't roll your Rs, you will have absolutely no problem learning Japanese

LoveAlways: I believe the Chinese language you're looking for is actually Mandarin, since Cantonese, to my knowledge, is focused in Hong Kong and surrounding area. It did sound more interesting than Mandarin when I heard it the first time passing through HK airport.
I cannot imagine what a nightmare it would be for someone to learn Arabic from scratch. The cursive (and probably unintuitive) orthography, strange pronunciation, limited geographic distribution, and impractically-wide dialectic variation would have been enough to have made me uninterested. Then you have the problem of Standard vs. Conversational Arabic.
Except for maybe Iraqi and certain dialects of Syrian Arabic, Conversational and Standard are mutually unintelligible, making them practically two different languages (or three, or four, as you move from east to west). Assuming all this was not a problem, you then find yourself greeted by a mountain of seemingly pointless grammar that only makes sense after years of study (sort of like math). I have done Arabic all of my life and my (and most native speakers') grammatical level is still middle-school! I suppose in a way this is also the fascination with Arabic, since the grammar gets so complex and sophisticated it takes on a life of its own.