What drug-related thing did you do that made you feel totally ridiculous?

[LittleSeagull]

Love smoking crack or speed tho. Smoking speed gives bellringers like crack but you only get like 1 per day

Speed as in UK amphetamine stuff as some people call meth speed, speed was one of first drugs I had other than hash and weed, then coke a few times and crack, none was that good for me, then it was heroin and that was that, realised I liked my downer drugs, heroin and only heroin it was for 4 years, no uppers lol

 

[Carl Landrover]

Over 15 years ago, I drove the 2.5 miles from the bar back to my house. Unfortunately along the way I hit a parked car, which moved forward and hit another car. The first thing I remember after that is hearing some guy yell "Oh shit! That was a company car." Even though I was quite drunk, when I heard that I thought "Uh oh that's not good."

Nodded out while going down on my girlfriend. It's weird when you nod and don't expect to. It's even weirder when you snap back to reality only to realize you're between someone's legs. No idea how that was from her perspective. I don't know what I'd think if someone was giving me head, then just stopped and didn't move all of a sudden.

Sneaking off with a company van to pick up dope was pretty dumb. Worked out ok though.

Trying to buy off the street when I was younger and had no idea what I was doing. Only did it a few times with varying results. Probably most ridiculous time was when I drove past this 20ish woman several times and picked her up. She thought I picked her up to fuck or get my dick sucked or something. I made a deal with her that I'd give her money for crack if she could help me get dope. She had me drive down a street, stuck her head out the window and started yelling "Manteca! Manteca!". Ended up working out. At the time it was way out of my element. I probably wouldn't do anything different today, other than maybe getting the crack woman's number. From the 20 or so minutes we had together the two things I learned about her was that she liked crack and cock.

I guess it depends on what you mean by "ridiculous", but the few times I've had where I couldn't find a vein leave me feeling somewhat scummy. Definitely feel like an addict then, having poked myself repeatedly in many places on my body.

 

[rustbeltgoldenchild]

Two stories both occurred before I got off heroin in 2015. First one is short and sweet. I was dope sick and threw myself down the stairs multiple times hoping to get injured enough to cop a script of literally anything from the ER. It did not work lol.

Second is longer and in my opinion more funny. This one also starts with me being dope sick. I get picked up to grab a bag guy drops me at a gas station in the city to 'run and get it' he never came back so I took more money out of ATM and wandered into the hood with a phone that only worked on wifi. I then attempted to cold cop 3 different times only to have my money stolen each time. With each failed attempt I wandered further info the hood.

This all ended with me being sold pebbles wrapped in foil by a crack head outside of a corner store. I admitted defeat put on my best scared little white boy voice and asked the owner of the store to use the store phone and wait for my a ride if I bought something he said yes and I got picked up and taken home. There was a happy ending tho, told a friend what happened and he came through with Valium, some percs and kratom for me.