@Alex_1991 haha, I thought one of the ingredient jars read carfentanyl or cathinone crushed (had to put on my glasses). But




the red rooster sauce.
Ok, I generally try not to cook when stoned b/c, well....I’m pretty fucking stupid or distractable. or both. But here goes.
These are Thai lettuce wraps.
1. Take 1 or two packages of those cheap instant noodles and cook only the noodles in boiling water with about a teaspoon olive oil to prevent sticking. When done, drain and set aside.
2. fry up one pound/454g lean ground beef, adding powdered garlic, Chinese 5 spice powder, and liberal amounts of red rooster sauce. As the ground beef cooks and everything mixes and the fat renders, spoon the fat off by tilting the pan. (Oh yeah, I am high -forgot to say only cook the ground beef in a Cast iron pan). when all of the beef is cooked, transfer the spicy beef mixture to sorta drain on some paper towels.
3. get a brand new head of lettuce, as fresh as possible. Remove and discard the outer leaves. Then peel off entire leaves one at a time, keeping the pieces as large as possible. Put the leaves on a large plate and get ready for assembly
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4. Place one leaf of lettuce on a plate and add some noodles to stretch the entire length of the leaf or close as possible.
5. Spoon on some spicy beef mixture.
6. Add red rooster sauce or other Thai chili sauce and roll up like a joint.
Served in a dipping sauce consisting of red rooster sauce, fish sauce and sweet Thai chili sauce (dunno the ratios). Oh yeah, the dipping sauce has a handful of crushed peanuts. I don’t drink any more but this went best with an ice fucking old lager (a good Pilsner or even Budweiser, but ice cold).
Tom