Methamphetamine *CAN* be used asa VERY GOOD weight-loss tool.... the thing is, these fatty-boombalatty, lard ass, tripple chined, land whale monstors think that they need to TWEAK... so they get all wired, don't eat, then when the meth wears off they go devour an entire buffett ...
I have posted this before, so I will post it again....
Fat chicks are a turn-off, plain and simple...
So, here is whatcha do ...
This will be how you will live for the next few months, the pay off is worth it!
Wake up and roll all of your fat out of bed... now waddle into the kitchen and make some coffee - I recomend Hazel Nut gormet creamers, 8 per cup of coffee... now, take a key and put a bump of meth in the coffee - a "key bump" is simply a small amount of meth, a little pile on the end of a car/house key ... stir this in your coffee and go one with your day...
LUNCH TIME - you shouldn't really be hungery but if you are then a candy bar should suffice, I have also found that popcorn is good as you're getting a vegetable and nothing other then AIR!
DINNER TIME - A bowl of ramen noodles is the max, but if you can eat less then do ... the meth should be wearing off and you will be tired - go to sleep ...
Rememeber, when you get hungery, just drink a little coffee with meth... this DOES WORK as it got one of my friends down to 125lbs from 160 in under 2 months!
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