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Weed Tea

Tried it.
With milk and butter and weed, stems and seeds included and chai.
Nothing happened.
Just not possible to make "tea"

well. i've been told its a dif. high. so maybe theres a chance it worked but you didnt know what you were feeling was what you should
 
It works best if you do it with vaped weed. I find vaped weed takes a while to kick in and if you add a little fresh trim it kicks in faster with a less downer affect.

How much did you use and how hot was the milk when you put the weed in it?

There is just a certain process it has to go through or else it wont work. So I inquire on that more.


Also if you don't have a decent amount to work with and you smoke you will end up with such a minor buzz it's non existant.
 
There's a traditional drink from India called bhang that's basically milky cannabis infusion. Recipe here (not that I've tried and tested it).
 
that's an extremely sketchy recipe for way to many obvious reasons, but the second would work... I'd personally do it differently using the same ingredients but that's about it. The first one sounds insane.
 
That bhang recipe sounds so awesome.

It's just like I said. Boil water and add weed.

I'm gonna try this recipe next crop for sure I guarantee it messes you up bad.


The first recipe is what I'm talking about.
 
no. just no. im smart and was on adderall and i searched the world far and wide for good weed tea recipes. there are none that work. youre going to end up with a somewhat gross weed tasting liquid and doesnt get you high beyond perhaps a dry mouth and a very light sedation. pointless

make bhang.
 
Steve I would love, love, love to watch you put up a video of putting an oz of weed into boiling water, and then watching you drink it down and pretend like it worked just fine.

I say this with love, of course. But really, put that video up.
 
Forgive my ignorance chainer, but what are the obvious reasons that the first bhang recipe wouldn't work? I very rarely swallow cannabis, but it seems like it should be legit to me- mix lipids with weed, strain, repeat, essentially. Is there too little fat or something? Could it work if you used double cream (I think you guys call it heavy cream) or used all of the milk or something? Also, in India they'll be making the stuff with low-grade, readily available bushweed, so I imagine that efficiency and potency aren't key concerns.
 
it's just a terrific waste of weed - the method below for the hot bhang just makes sense to me, check out the differences between one and two:

1) Only *slightly* working ingredient is the 4 cups of milk.... Milk!?!? Milk is what you want to use?? And wait a second.... all you do is put a shit ton of weed into a tea press, REMOVE STEMS AND SEEDS (??), and wait? Everything I've learned says this is the same as trying to recure weed. If anything, I'd say the THC would vaporize with the evaporating water, not BIND to it.

The 2) recipe, however... 8 oz of vodka- it's basically a quick ISO wash and an 1/8th of butter. Those are two things that THC is soluble in or at least can bind to when heated correctly.

You could eat an OZ of weed, it will have effects... Or you could smoke it and get wicked high... Or you could cook it into something, and get even higher... Or you could vape it, and get wicked high.... but straight eating weed? You'd need to be wasting OUNCES of product for 1 slightly-okay and probably mostly placebo sedation.
 
The ignorance of this bored is already making me not like it.

You guys don't know shit about weed.

IF THC REACHES TO A CERTAIN TEMPERATURE THEN IT BECOMES ABSORBABLE THROUGH THE HUMAN MEMBRANE. IF YOU EAT WEED THAT HASN'T BEEN HEATED IT WILL NEVER WORK. HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS NEED TO GET YOUR MEDICAL LICENSE AND ACTUALLY GO TO SOME MEETINGS AND KICK IT WITH PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY HAVE CONDITIONS THAT REQUIRE THC WHERE SMOKING ISN'T POSSIBLE. THEY OFFER CLASSES BUT MOST REQUIRE MONEY.

GET EDUCATED BEFORE I DON'T COME BACK AND YOU LOSE PROBABLY THE BEST SOURCE OF WEED INFO YOU GUYS HAVE.


If you mix weed and butter without heating it will never work because the thc is still in its un heated form which cannot pass through human membrane.


Maybe you guys should frequent icmag. Sometimes incorrect info and people go ape shit over a few things that I disagree on. But people don't act like morons who think they know one rule that rules above all else.


When weed is heated in water the thc molecule changes and it suspends in the water. What is so hard to believe about that?

Even the mods here don't seem to know shit about weed. Do the mods stick to certain sections or just do you drop your incorrect knowledge on all the categories?
 
The ignorance of this bored is already making me not like it.
Why don't you fuck right off then?
What you're talking about is decarboxylation of tetrahydrocannibinolic acid to THC proper. Of course, you couldn't put it in those terms, because it is in fact you who doesn't know shit about weed. Heating weed achieves decarboxylation; however, so does a thorough cure, so heat is not really necessary. For your information, THC is not water soluble, and must be dissolved in an alcohol or lipid to pass through the membranes of the gut. Heat speeds up the formation of the solution, and that's why it's necessary to heat the infusion.
GET EDUCATED BEFORE I DON'T COME BACK AND YOU LOSE PROBABLY THE BEST SOURCE OF WEED INFO YOU GUYS HAVE.
What the fuck are you talking about? You think you're a better source of cannabis knowledge than chainer? He's one of the best posters in this forum, as well as a mod, giving up his free time to make this forum better. You are a rude, ignorant, arrogant troll.

btw, I think you meant "ignorance of this board", not "ignorance of this bored". I hope this irony does not escape you.


chainer, I'm afraid I'm still failing to grasp what's wrong with the recipe in principle. OK, milk is a crap solvent, but cream could work right? Also, you don't just leave the weed in the strainer- you mash it in with the milk and drain it repeatedly, I don't know if you missed that when you read it.. You're right that it's not practical- the soaking step is to remove some of the non-active crap, but that's only a viable strategy with real schwag, where you're not going to lose many crystals. It's obviously a method for abundant, low grade grass. I have no intention of making it, I'm just interested in whether it's theoretically feasible.
 
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cookin... or somethin like it

got a shit ton of stems. multiple posse's in my neck of the woods report that making tea out of stems is legit. Knowledgible answers only. And if not wat else can i do besides smoking them? I am not no 9-year-old nasty ass <snip>

That word is on our no-no list.

Chainer
 
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Thanks for correcting my typo nothing is worse than ruining every bodies day with a huge mistake like that.

Curing your buds does not get them to the state that allows them to be eaten whole and get high. It just doesn't work.

I don't typically keep track of every technical detail I just know the gist of this because I been doing it for a long time and obviously you guys haven't.


What you are talking about is it going from shitty cannabinoids to ones that get you high. If what you are saying is true you could grind up those "cured" buds in to a powder and inhale it and get high. Which won't work I guarantee you.

If you put the weed in the oven for a while at around 210-230 depending on oven and if you have a good thermostat to prove that it's accurately going from 210-220. When you do this the thc molecule changes to what it is when vaped. Since it isn't a vapor though you can now eat it or suck on it like a chew or with the right other chemicals make a lotion that GETS YOU HIGH. I don't remember the chemical to make a lotion but it's the one that you can combine with nicotine to make patches that assassinate people.

I'm medical and a member of Spocannabis and we hold meetings to discuss these kind of things and help out other members like David Van Scyoc or even family members going through emergencies. This stuff is common knowledge amongst people that actually depend on it.

I used to have a lot of the same beliefs as I've seen here but once you try it and realize that stupid rules like "THC DOESNT DISSOLVE IN WATER" doesn't mean that THC can't be in water in a form that gets you high.

I'll buy some weed tea from the store on Saturday and show you the package. Then I'll make my own tea that's way more potent and show you the red eyes.


Seriously I been growing the bomb for quite a while and I've had to re think my theories.

I know that I'm new here so you guys wanna diss, but I'll put up so you shut up by Saturday night.


My name is BigSteve because I'm the big hook up. If you from Washington we can make things happen I've sponsored tons of grow ops and have plenty of spare grow equipment for fellow patients. But if you want to just argue and make yourself look stupid then good for you. Because when finally somebody gives you a cuppa that knocks your socks off and tastes good you will re think your theories and you will be a step higher than you are now.

There are tons of people out there that can't smoke because they have lung cancer or pancreatis and one toke will send them to hospital and they. Maybe if you are medical and quit acting like your theories are bullet proof and set in stone I'll send you some tea or a rice crispy. Maybe even some nugs.

I got much love for all my fellow Buddha lovers but I hate when people learn something and they think they can draw huge conclusions from it. It's like saying gravity pulls down so everything goes down. Well plains fly so explain that?


edit: I learned this stuff from David Van Scyoc and Darren McCrea. Either of them have more experience growing and eating weed than this whole forum. Youtube and google them if you want to see who they are.


edit again:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxFEAzPWItM

If you watch this whole video you will see Spocannabis and Darren McCrea for a minute. David's brain tumor has returned and we are always accepting donations for him. The best surgeons in Seattle are afraid to touch him because of such a high chance of death. But he has to go and we made sure there would be enough money to send his mother along. He caretakes for his mother which surprises many but he also spends almost everyday doing volunteer work. He is a true hero and it's an honor to shake his hand.

If you would like to support him or Spocannabis please let me know we always are looking for more members of the family.
 
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If what you are saying is true you could grind up those "cured" buds in to a powder and inhale it and get high. Which won't work I guarantee you.
Howzat? Grinding up weed and inhaling it won't work because solid plant matter doesn't diffuse across the surface of the lungs.
If you put the weed in the oven for a while at around 210-230 depending on oven and if you have a good thermostat to prove that it's accurately going from 210-220. When you do this the thc molecule changes to what it is when vaped.
Like I said, it's called decarboxylation. I used to think that you had to heat the weed to convert the tetrahydrocannibolic acid as well. Then someone who was more knowledgeable than me corrected me, and informed me that decarboxylation occurs during curing.
Curing your buds does not get them to the state that allows them to be eaten whole and get high. It just doesn't work.
I know...
THC is not water soluble, and must be dissolved in an alcohol or lipid to pass through the membranes of the gut.

Thanks for correcting my typo nothing is worse than ruining every bodies day with a huge mistake like that.
It wasn't a typographical error, it was a spelling mistake that demonstrated ignorance, which was quite amusing given that ignorance was what you were accusing other posters of.

I know that I'm new here so you guys wanna diss, but I'll put up so you shut up by Saturday night.


My name is BigSteve because I'm the big hook up
It's not because you're new, it's because you think your bigtime and want to talk about how much of a big player you are, and how much you know when your understanding of science is clearly very limited. It's possible to get high off weed tea, but it's not the best way. What kind of response to you expect when you come in here claiming to be the best resource we have, slagging people off, typing in caps and generally being an obnoxious twat?
You are not the best poster in CD. You are not the most knowledgeable poster in CD. Get over it. If you give your ego a rest, read some posts by some clued-up people, and engage in a discussion, maybe you might learn something. Then perhaps even you, Big Steve, can re think your theories and be a step higher than you are now.
 
There is gonna be such a small amount of THC on the stems that making a good tea sounds very difficult.

Maybe if you have tons and tons of stems that are very crystally. Not like the big stupid stems out of shwag.

You are either gonna have to drink a ton of tea or find a way to get all those stems in a small amount of hot water.

Like a tall skinny glass cylinder that you can just pack full of stems.

But either way get your boiling water and throw the stems in. Let boil for a few minutes then remove. Let cool a little when remove the stems. Drink the tea and probably not get very high. You would need tons of stems that are all crystally. If it isn't a stem from in the middle of a dank nug that obviously still has crystals on it I wouldn't use it.

When I make tea I typically use a gram of vaped weed with a half gram of sugar leaves. I always seperate my calyx from leaves and stems because I hate the taste and they vape good.

Since their isn't anything for the THC to dissolve in to you must use the same stuff multiple times. I don't know about multiple times with stems though it might not give much high anyways.



Edit: If you have a ton of crystally stems but don't want to make tea I recommend getting 99% isopropyl. Put it in freezer with stems. Then take them out and submerge the stems in the iso. Try to keep the amount of iso you use low so that it dries faster. You don't want to stems in the iso for more than a few seconds so work fast.

The iso should turn light gold and when dried up should turn in to a flat hard layer that scrapes up in to a glitter almost. You can do the same with dank nugs and trim but when you try to scrape it up it will turn in to a butter like consistency that is handle able and smokes more like a solid. It also increases the flavor drastically if you can get it to go in to this butter like form. For further research look up "Budder"

edit again I wouldn't grind them up and eat them because THC has to be heated before it can get you high. And I would hate to think of how much stems you would have to eat to get high. The inside of the stem is pretty lacking of highness
 
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ground them up in a coffee grinder and put it in a pancake or something. or cap it.
 
I like you already steve.

I wonder if you're just a OCD troll. I'm not going to waste your time or mine, you've made yourself look stupid enough. Enjoy your stay here at BL, or don't - I couldn't give a fuck. You're acting like you know about things you do not - absorbent through the human membrane? What the fuck are you trying to say? I look forward to more of your "I'm a guru you all need me" posts.

Yerg - to answer your question... I'm going to quote icmag for steve:

THC is soluble in fats/oils. Milk is just 4% butterfat. This means that 96% is not butterfat and will pick up little THC. Cream is a lot better, but still has a large watery component. Butter, on the other hand, has a much higher percentage of fats. Most of the butter can pick up THC.

the point i was trying to make is, that does seem very impractical and a waste of bud. Even with trim, a BHO or QISO would make more sense to me.
 
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