We Predict: Kratom is Going to Get the Shit Banned Out of It

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http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2013/01/we_predict_kratom_is_going_to.php

On Monday, King 5 ran a lifestyles piece about a fun new drug that's hit the smoke shop market: Kratom.

Billing it as the next big thing to hit the over-the-counter market since bath salts took America's face off, King 5 had a stern message for parents: don't get caught looking like a square in front of you kids when you ask them what Kratom is.

For those of you who missed the segment - we think it aired in that slot between sports and one last look at the weather - Kratom is a tree indigenous to Southeast Asia whose leaves are reported to give users stimulating and euphoric sensations when eaten. It's also considered addictive/illegal in Thailand yakity yakity.

But how much of this is all TV hype? We headed over to the friendly people at Pipe Place Smoke Shop (well, sort of friendly ... the clerk managed to tell me one of her competitors was an asshole in the, like, .5 minutes I was there) to find out.

My learned conclusion: this shit is gonna get banned.

I bought a tea bag made by Kratom Infusion, which instructs people steep the tea in hot water for 2 minutes for a "light" tea and up to 12 minutes for the full effect. My friendly clerk, who I must say earned some cred with her shit talking, told me I should be careful and stick to 2 minutes. I followed her instructions.

Sitting down to Gore Vidal's 1876 and sipping on the tasteless tea, the first effect I noticed was that my tongue was going numb. Then I noticed my neck was getting stiff. Then I felt like I wanted eat a face! Just kidding. Over the evening, a light euphoria definitely set in, to the point that I was happy I only let the stuff steep for 2 minutes. It certainly has psychotropic effects. It also gives you cotton mouth. And at this point my back is stiffening up, too.

Which is why I think it's only a matter of time before the government steps in and yanks this one from the shelves. The DEA already has a fact sheet on the stuff that is certainly biased against Kratom. Like a feature on that hidden lodge in the Cascades, King 5 may have killed the thing it just wanted to celebrate.

Oh well. Get it while you can. And if you snort it, let me know how that goes for you.

http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2013/01/we_predict_kratom_is_going_to.php
 
"sipping on the tasteless tea"

is this guy sure he got kratom ? kratom tea tastless ? wtf
 
"sipping on the tasteless tea"

is this guy sure he got kratom ? kratom tea tastless ? wtf
^ This. Kratom is one of the worst tasting tea I've ever had - I always mix it with something. That being said, I'm sure kids could use that to their advantage.

"Son, is that Kratom?"
"No ma, it tastes horrible"

8(
 
^ This. Kratom is one of the worst tasting tea I've ever had - I always mix it with something. That being said, I'm sure kids could use that to their advantage.

"Son, is that Kratom?"
"No ma, it tastes horrible"

8(

Buy some gelcaps and cap up the powdered leaf. That is the only way I will take the stuff, but you still taste it in your burps all day.

Anyway, I doubt kratom will be banned anytime soon.
 
Buy some gelcaps and cap up the powdered leaf. That is the only way I will take the stuff.
I usually do that! Although cramming 5g or more into gelcaps takes forever, and swallowing dozens gets tedious. I normally mix the stuff with hot chocolate mixtures =D
 
Let's publish articles popularising psychotropics, but at the same time suggesting they will be banned. There is no way that would backfire.
Thanks, jerkasses.
 
I saw the news cast this is talking about. "it's like Methamphetamine at first, but at higher doses it's like morphine." Way to use scary words. And to people who don't know, do research
 
I saw the news cast this is talking about. "it's like Methamphetamine at first, but at higher doses it's like morphine." Way to use scary words. And to people who don't know, do research

the problem is even scientists dont really know exactly how it works and it can be addicting.....
while this particular news piece might be a bit bogus kratom is strange and powerful stuff and potentially dangerous
and honestly i used to get super super speedy from it while my bf would get the opiate like effects.... it never made him speedy and it never ever felt like opiates for me...
i assume its differences in body chemistry

at any rate its absolutly possible to overdue the stuff and just wait till a few too many dumb and irresponsible teens end up in the hospital because of it
 
the problem is even scientists dont really know exactly how it works

Well, yeah, they do, kratom contains a variety of alkaloids, some related to yohimbine (stimulant) but others very close to mitragynine (opioid).
 
Well, yeah, they do, kratom contains a variety of alkaloids, some related to yohimbine (stimulant) but others very close to mitragynine (opioid).

Sekio, you just made me lol. The guy who wrote this article is a complete idiot and obviously didn't do his research.
 
Well, yeah, they do, kratom contains a variety of alkaloids, some related to yohimbine (stimulant) but others very close to mitragynine (opioid).

Mitragynine is one of those alkaloids, of which kratom I'm pretty sure is the only known natural source. It is structurally related to yohimbine--hence α2 activity. 7-hydroxymitragynine is another, which though less abundant, is supposed to be a much more potent mu agonist and probably responsible for most of kratom's opioid effects.
 
Kratom is supposed to be very safe though, right? Doesn't it have a ceiling which prevents overdose?

No doubt it helps many in opiate/opioid withdrawal.
 
Kratom is supposed to be very safe though, right? Doesn't it have a ceiling which prevents overdose?

No doubt it helps many in opiate/opioid withdrawal.

It's definitely habit forming. I recall reading about an older gentleman with pain problems coming on here asking how to get off it. He apparently experienced awful w/d's whenever he'd try to stop. This of course depends on how high your tolerance is.
 
cant it turn your skin dark in certain spots? or is that only with the indigenous people that take it every day. my opiate tolerance is so destroyed it wouldnt be worth it, but if it wernt, id like to give it a try. I love natural stuff that has pleasant effects on the human body, marijuana, papver somniferum, valerian root, psyilocybe mushrooms, Kava ect ect would say DMT, but ive never tried it.
 
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