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Ok, i just got into a pretty bad car accident 2nights ago and I have some lower back pain, but it is VERY minimal, and I have a high tolerence to pain, so if i was hurt that bad i couldnt really tell...
since i wasnt in any pain right after the accident, i refused to go to the hospital...so now im going to the doctor tonight and i need some opiates. i just ran out of the vicoden i had(no legit reason), and now im looking to get either more of them, or some Percs...
Question... what the fuck do i gotta say to this doctor when im there tonight... what are some things to say to get the meds? im a good actor so give me sum tips on how to act too....
and hurry!!! thanx.
 
I would just keep saying how the pain is so unbearable, etc.
Another idea that might not work as well, is that you could get whatever he gives you, then call in and say it isn't working...
 
Pain is subjective and doctors realize that...and the non-asshole doctors will give you what you want/need.
Here's a few things to try.
Enter the office, complain of horrible pain. Make sure you describe it as a muscle pain and not a 'broken bone' pain, or he'll want to charge you three billion dollars for an x-ray you don't need.
Scenario One: He gives you Ultram or some worthless shit. Take it and thank him. Two/three hours later call him up. Tell him you've already had to take TWICE the amount he reccomended and it's not even touching the pain. If you are a clean-cut looking kid it should work. For best results have one of your parents (See: You pretending to be your parents, or a friend, or hell, use your parents, etc) call in for you, as you are in 'too much pain'. Doctors are more inclined to trust the parent than the teenage child.
When he sees the Tramadol isn't working, he'll more than likely go to Hydrocodone.
Scenario 2: Now this is a stretch, but it worked for me PERFECTLY.
Go to the hospital. Yup, the hospital. Complain about the pain the wreck has caused..the unbearable pain. The doctor SHOULD give you a prescription...but this will only be enough to get you by until you see your REAL doctor.
Enter Real Doctor: Tell him the doc at the hospital gave you some "Hydrocodeine" <Doctors LOVE it when you pronounce it that way...it shows you don't know anything about abusing evil drugs> and it worked great, but you only have 2 left. He should give you a brand new prescription.
Now...this is the part that I was referring to when I said it was a stretch. As I said, I don't know how severe your damage/pain really is, so I can't say it will work for you, but it did for me.
I was in a car wreck. Went to the hospital, got my Hydrocodone RX. Filled it, abused accordingly. Then went to my physician. Got another prescription for Hydrocodone.
Then, when I went BACK to the surgeon <Had to have surgery>, I told him that I was taking some "Hydrocodeine stuff" and that it worked, but my PHARMACIST was concerned because I was taking so much APAP with it...here's what hooked it...I had to pull out a peice of paper from my pocket to remember "APAP". This showed the surgeon that I had no idea what drugs were...He said, and I quote:
"Yah, pharmacists are always concerned about Acetaminephen...but it's no big deal really...but if you want I can give you something with less APAP in it".
ME: "I really would like that, because I hear it's bad for your liver and I have a history of Liver problems in my family"
I walked out of the hospital with a prescription for Norco.
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So from ONE measly wreck, I got 3 prescriptions.
If you play your cards right, you can always beat the system.
 
Damn, that was pretty fucking good Spedly. Soon as I get some health insurance I'm gonna try that out for myself.
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First, go to the ER ANY CHANCE YOU GET! Good lord, I got bumped at about 5mph at a stop light and went to the ER .. of course if you don't have good insurance this might not be an option ($500 for 10 Lortab is a little much) ..
Now, it's been a few days, so yeah, you can definitly cop a few hydro's from the ER - but this does nothing as if you want more then 10 yer gunna have to see a regular doctor...
Now this is where you need to crack out the medical books, as "back pain" indicates something that would warrant a muscle relaxer (Flexeril, Soma, etc..) you want to go for the disc angle, which means you're going to have to point out NUMBNESS and when the doctor asks you to push down on his hands with your feet, well, WHAT DO YOU DO?
It's not that easy, and an MRI is unavoidable .. still, it's social engineering, thats what it comes down to!
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Watch out with disc problems - some of the anti-inflamtories they give you are recreationally useless, like the ones i got for my slipped disc...=(
 
Well i just got back from the Doc and the bastard gave me a script for FLEXERIL and Ibuprofen 600mg's.. All i can say is shit shit shit.... THIS IS SHIT.
I told him several times that ive taken up to 3 regular ibuprofen and it didnt help at all.....
im gunna have my mother call him back and have her tell him im still in PAIN(kuz now i am 4real) and that the FLEXERIL just makes me sleep(which it doesnt even do).. i took 3 of the bastards, NO pain relief and no sleep.. WTF?
i had 2 get Xrays Done and everything, and all i get it totally unrecreational meds.... FUCK THAT...
 
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