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A British teenager has been banned from America for life for sending Barack Obama an abusive email.
Luke Angel was reprimanded by police on both sides of the Atlantic after firing off a drunken message to the White House calling the president a "p****".

The FBI intercepted the message and contacted police in the UK who went to see the 17-year-old at his home in Silsoe, Bedfordshire.

Luke, a college student, is now on a list of people who are banned from visiting the States.

The teenager told the Bedfordshire On Sunday newspaper that he had sent the email after watching a TV programme about September 11.
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100913/tuk-teen-banned-from-us-for-barracking-o-45dbed5.html
 
I wondered that to my first thought was porchmonkey but it's a bit more then five so I googled the one's starting with p and found pussy or prick.
 
ahh pussy, i over looked that word because of how inoffensive it is

+ prick, 5 points to evad as well
 
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I wonder if there was a lot of lolling in court.

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/4588410.Pervert_got_sex_kicks_in_slurry/

A man who was found pleasuring himself in a muckspreader at a Redruth farm has been sent to prison.

David Roy Truscott, 40, of Pengegon Parc, Camborne, was given a 16-week prison sentence last week after pleading guilty to the harassment of Clive Roth and his family at Woodbury Farm, Tolgus Mount.

Magistrates in Truro were told that between December 23, 2005 and August 22 this year 40-year-old Truscott had masturbated in the muck spreader while he was fully aware this caused the family distress.

In a previous case in 2004 Truscott pleaded guilty to burglary and three offences of arson at the same farm, when the court was told how he liked to strip down to his waist in manure for sexual reasons.

Police caught Truscott at the farm at Tolgus Mount, near to where he used to live, wearing shiny red shorts and rubber gloves.

At the time magistrates were told that the farmer first became suspicious that something odd was going on when he found a water trough filled with manure and tissues scattered around.

He then saw the shape of what appeared to be someone’s bottom and two hand prints where manure had been piled up. On another occasion it was obvious someone had been playing in manure and tissues and plastic gloves were found nearby.

After catching Truscott at the farm, police searched his house and found women’s clothing, mainly underwear, with containers of liquid sludge and hard mud.

Truscott told the officers that he had 360 pairs of women’s knickers and he liked to sleep in women’s pyjamas. He had taken women’s clothing with him to the farm as part of his excitement. He was also convicted starting a fire which damaged farm buildings and killed a cow.

Despite magistrates being told at the time that this was a case they would be “unlikely to come across again,” last Tuesday Truscott found himself back in court for the same behaviour.
 
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There is a big, cuddly toy lion in his bedroom alongside Dougal from the Magic Roundabout and Doodles, the canine star of the Tweenies children’s TV show.

His favourite programme is Horrid Henry.

These are reminders that the person you are about to read about is still a little boy; just nine years old. Remember that. It is the single, most shocking fact in this story.
The four boys suspended for dealing cannabis are just the tip of the iceberg, research suggests

Not an isolated incident: The four nine-year-old boys suspended from school for dealing cannabis are just the tip of the iceberg, research suggests

It begins one morning in Burnley eight days ago when the slip of a lad sitting opposite me on his grandmother’s sofa arrived at school.

His family have asked us not to reveal his identity because they say it could put him at risk, so we shall call him Billy.

Billy, all 4ft-something of him, was in the playground when another pupil the same age came up to him.

The conversation, says, Billy, went like this:

Other boy: ‘I want you to get some stuff for me.’

Billy: ‘I can’t. I don’t have any money.’

Other boy: ‘You don’t need money. I have money.’

Billy: ‘All right.’

Other boy: ‘Get the stuff at breaktime. Make sure you do, or you will get battered.’

The ‘stuff’ in question was cannabis.

The other boy, who, according to Billy, didn’t want to risk getting caught buying the cannabis himself, then gave him 50p to carry out the drugs deal.

Billy was told who to give the money to and, when the bell went for break, he says he carried out his instructions because he was scared he might get beaten up.

‘I went up to the boy I knew had the stuff and gave him the money,’ Billy said. ‘He pulled a sock out of his trouser pocket and it was hidden inside.’

Billy was given a small amount of cannabis - about the size of a ‘tea-bag’ - which he concealed down the side of his own sock and returned to class.
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50p deals for teabag sized bags of weed...that is a fucking cracking deal. I'll be heading to my local primary school on monday morning
 
I thought old Rod Stewart was more balling than that.

For some reason I had an argument with one of my mates last night about who was richer Jay-Z or 50 Cent. I was right. Jay-Z is worth $450 million while wee 50 is skinto with only $150 million. Cunt still owes me a tenner for losing that bet actually, almost forgot.
 
Even though I didn't know for fact I would have pretty much assumed that Jay Z had to be richer than 50 Cent just because he's been about for longer and is massively more successful.

Winning the Euro Mill last night would have put you on par with fiddy with fuck all effort. :D
 
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the kid was paid 50p for muling not 50p for the weed by the sounds of it
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‘If bringing cannabis into the playground and then selling for 50p at a time isn’t 'dealing', then I don’t know what the hell is.
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50p a bag, the kid was obviously on the grow as well or connected up
 
my mam told me she used toi get quid deals of hash haha
 
A BUSINESSMAN was choked to death by a spiked steel collar as he hung from the roof in a pensioner couple's bondage dungeon, an inquest heard yesterday.

Lionel Webster, 61, was wearing a Guantanamo Bay-style boiler suit, stockings, thigh-high leather boots, a blindfold and a balaclava when he suffocated as Anne Richardson, 68, used a sex aid on him.

Mr Webster, who regularly paid Mrs Richardson and husband Colin, 75, £150 for S&M sessions in their converted garage, had asked to be tortured as if he were a military prisoner.

Respected jeweller Mr Webster, a Sunday league soccer chairman, started secretly visiting the Richardsons at their quiet suburban home next to a primary school in Barlaston, Staffs, after spotting an advert in a fetish magazine.

On the day he died he told wife Jackie, 46, he was visiting an engraver.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3172491/-Tragedy-at-OAP-SM-dungeon.html
 
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