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Things That People Have Said To You That Only Make Sense When You're Rolling?

DiamondMaverick

DiamondMaverick

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The first time I rolled, a friend of mine had a sort of rolling party. One of the comments that was made during the night was "Dude, if everybody in the world popped a bean at the same time, we could have world peace for like, 15 minutes."
And then everyone agrees and talks about it for the next 15 minutes! It is amazing what makes sense when ur rolling! To this day, I can't believe I agreed with and DISCUSSED this hilarious statement.
Just wondering if anyone remembers any comments heard while rolling that made perfect sense then, but seemed retarded as hell once you thought about them sober?
 
Yes, the whole 'ecstasy varies directly with world peace' issue has been brought up several times when rolling with my friends.
 
well the other night for the first time i decided to try something ive never done before and ended up taking one pill by myself with my bro checking on me every once in awhile. i know it sounds like a waste of money, but i ended up dropping one good pill and during the course of the night while i was peaking, wandered outside to play in the sprinklers. i was completely fucked up so i dont really remember this too well but my bro said i ended up standing half-naked on a sewer cover and trying to explain how i was standing on a portal in the "road of consciousness" for about 30 minutes. it seemed perfectly plausible at the time! hmmmmmmmmmm. i wonder if there was any MDA in that pill.......................
 
While waiting for my very first pill ever to hit me, i was walking around the streets of las vegas with some friends. I was very nervous and asked them (they were already rolling) what it was going to feel like and what they were experiencing. One of them said, "it just really makes you appreciate things...like this palm tree here" and he pointed to a small palm tree. "i can really appreciate this thing". I now understand what he was talking about but at the time I thought he was nuts.
 
Let's play strip-poker!
At the time...it made sence! But for whatever reason, none of us could comprehend the rules. So we instead decided to play strip-asshole. Lots of fun...But I ended up naked with my boyfriend and his best friend. Took THAT friendship to a higher level than I had expected...Fun none the less though.
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I think every group of rolling people says that.. it's very strange that it's pretty much universal.
I (sort of related) tried in vain to send a text message from my phone to someone's pager and I was rolling so damn hard that it looked like it went through just fine. Two days later I checked my sent log for some reason and I had the most fucked up message missing letters and had only 6 digits of my phone number listed... I think the subject of that message was something about meeting up to find more... :)
 
last time i rolled my bf and i were substituting nonsensical words for what they should have been... we were watching fantasia 2000 (this was coming down) and we were talking about how completely dictionary the dolphins were, and how perfectly the amsterdams and soccer teams were flowing. LoL. it made perfect sense at the time, at least to me.... hahahahaha, i can't even look back on it without laughing.
 
LOL.... I wrote the CORNIEST poem to my boyfriend last Friday night while I was up alone, at home, on e.
Here's a sample:
"I love you like the sun loves the grass on a dawning summer's morning.
I love you like the breeze loves the trees on a spring afternoon.
I love you like the moon loves the ocean on a starry winters' night..."
Oh my god. And I left it in his ciggette packet. I was so embarrassed the next day. But at the time, I felt they were the most beautiful words I had ever written.
Luckily he knew there was genuine thought behind it, even if I did go all Hallmark with my writing skills ;)
 
shootin' salad is a beautiful thing, a friend of mine started telling me how to install a reverse osmosis system in my house while we were sitting on the couch watching my wife and his girlfriend writhe naked on the carpet in front of us. it stopped everything dead in it's tracks as the three of us turned and asked a collective WHAT?
 
just about every time we roll, someone makes a comment about shipping a shitload of e to the middle east and making palestinians and israelis roll together and how they'd drop their guns and then start massaging each other. even sober i think it sounds like a good idea... or maybe the UN...
 
Hmmm... yes, everytime me and friends have our traditional comedown parties (another pill maybe, and HEAPS of pot) we end up dribbling some of the most AMAZING crap!! I find that my mouth takes on a life form of its own, impossible to contain.
Its like, i say about 20 seconds worth of shit, then my brain kicks in and thinks about what i have just blurted out.... then i look at everyones faces and realise it was totally messed up... thats when the horror kicks in... its strange tho, coz no matter how many times you shout out something random, you keep coming back for more.... heheheh...
One of the funniest things that i have ever heard on a comedown (but i guess you had to be there to appreciate it), was when a female friend asked one of my male friends for directions to this club where an afterparty was.... my mate, who was laying down at the time, sat bolt upright and blurted out "ROSS'S WHITE HOUSE!!!".... needless to say, much laughter followed :)
cheers!
 
Originally posted by blueshark:

Just read that.... what the hell??? hahahaha
dude... like i said, NO SENSE at all. it prolly didn't help that we were coming down from our 3rd roll of the week (man, what a mistake) - talk about brain damage.
and that's only what i was saying. i can't even remember any of the shit he was saying....
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Once I said to my friends on the dancefloor that we all needed to stay in the middle of the floor under the ball 'cause that's where the DJ left a big bowl of cherries. They all agreed and to this day if you want to know if my party is in any club in New York you just look at the space directly under the ball! Can you imagine if I'd told them that there were "Junior Mints" in the ladies room or something?!
 
I wish i had the chat log in front of me... but it was something like,
/me chocolate sprinkle machine
Now, this was in AIM, so the /me didn't do anything. I typed it because I was also in IRC, and when I do that I tend to switch to /me for actions elsewhere, just out of habit. So that made sense. But the rest of it... I assume it made sense at the time, but I still have no idea what the fucking fuck I could have been meaning to say.
 
StrawberryLoveMuffin: Wow! You wrote that while rolling? Corny or not, forming cohesive thoughts, and writing them down on paper, while rolling......I am impressed! I am usually beyond that capability!
 
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