duck_racer
Bluelighter
..and who said geeks weren't funny, eh?
A couple to start off which I found in a group on facebook. I'm ashamed to say all of these made me laugh out loud
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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could Unzip Your Genes....
It's no surprise all scientists live on their own in secluded towers, going insane

A couple to start off which I found in a group on facebook. I'm ashamed to say all of these made me laugh out loud

My name is Bond, Ionic Bond;
Taken, not shared!
why did heisenberg have such a bad love life? whenever he had the position he didn't have the momentum, whenever he had the time he didn't have the energy.
(Try this in a bar - it's a failsafe"Damnn girl, you capture me like a microtubule does a kinetochore in metaphase..."

A mitochondria walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer.
The barman says "that'll be 80p"
how do you make a hormone?
don't pay her
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could Unzip Your Genes....
It's no surprise all scientists live on their own in secluded towers, going insane

