I think the school girl thing is fucken gold, but only on women who can pull it off, like SLM.
In my more tender years I worked with a group of guys who went out to those 30+ gigs (should/ve been 40+ IMO) and I got suckered into going with em one night, trouble is when you're like only 19, older sleazy women seem to dig your youth a whole lot more and I was accosted by this withered old prune of women dressed up as a school girl sucking a lolly pop (icko) hell bent on tapping into my youth stick, luckily I managed to escape the whole scenario with a perfectly timed "I need the mens room" then some sublime evasive manoveurs thru a densely packed club.
My faith in the school girl was temporarily in tatters, however I went to a gig some weeks later that had the SG theme going on, whence my faith was duly restored thanks to a fine effort on behalf of 500+ 19-23 yr olds all wearing they're old uniforms.... heaven!
