Okay, I've been living off of my basic salad for a couple of days, but since it's Friday and I forgot to bring my yoga stuff with me to work, I thought that I'd do something a bit more involved for supper. In that vein I present:
Asparagus Pan-Tart
Crust:
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 cup cold shortening or vegan butter, cubed
1/4 tsp salt
~ 3 tbsp ice water
Measure out the flour and salt into a food processor, and pulse a couple of times to mix. Add in the cubed, cold butter, and pulse until a pea-meal-like texture is achieved. Add the water, one tbsp at a time, while pulsing, until the dough
almost comes together; it should still be a bit crumbly. Turn it out onto a sheet of plastic wrap, cover tightly and press gently into a cohseive lump, and chill for ~ 30 minutes or so.
While that's chilling, the rest of the tart can be prepared:
2 lbs fresh asparagus (it's in season in Cali, so it's relatively cheap in grocery stores here ATM; it'll be a few months before anything local is in season, but that means I get two 'seasons' for stuff like aspargus! U jelly?

)
1 1/2 cup chickpea flour
1 cup minus 1 tbsp (or 15 tbsp) soymilk (or other milk substitute, could use milk or half and half if you're feeling saucy)
1/2 cup + 1 tbsp (or 9 tbsp) vinegar, I used 2/3 rice wine vinegar 1/3 white vinegar, but any combo of non-balsamic vinegars would work
salt and pepper to taste
2/3 cup (or so) sun-dried tomatoes packed in oil
salt and pepper to taste
heat of choice (I used hot paprika; cayenne or ancho chili powder would work well)
hint of nutmeg - freshly grated is a must, can be omitted, but brings a subtle something-something to the dish
Blend all the ingredients-- minus the asparagus-- in a blender until a batter is formed. Add a bit more soymilk if necessary to thin it out. Let sit until needed.
Trim the woody bit off of the asparagus. If you like your asparagus well done (I don't), you can blanch them now. Otherwise, use them raw.
Once the crust is done resting, roll it out to fit your pan. I used a jelly roll pan, because it's a bit smaller than my quarter-sheet pan, and the amount of pastry dough just barely fit, with a bit of fanangling. This should be enough for one deep-dish pie (like, in a high-walled springform) or two shallow pies. Poke little holes in the pastry with a fork, not quite all the way through, and blind bake at 350F for about 10 minutes, or until it is just barely starting to brown.
Lay out the asparagus in a single layer (for a sheet pan), and spread the batter over top of them, covering the entire tart. Again, these proportions worked for my jelly roll pan, but would be insufficient for a full quarter-sheet pan. The batter will pretty well just set in place, so if it doesn't look like there's enough, make more. Bake at 350F until the batter is firmly set; around 20 minutes. Let cool for about 10 minutes before serving.