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The Official Flame Wars Thread

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De Quincey

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well, i don't know if this is legitimate, but i think we need a thread where we can get out all our frustrations, and flame the hell out of each other. but, we need a couple of rules:
- What happens in this thread, STAYS IN THIS THREAD. no spillage into other threads, cos it'll piss loads of people off.
- Don't take it seriously... this is for fun, not for real. Understand this, and if you're easily offended, don't come in here.
- Don't flame someone unless you KNOW they're up for it. if they're in here, they're up for it
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- Stick to normal Bluelight posting guidelines please.
- This thread will be somewhat "cliquey" and will have in jokes. Apologies to those who don't know us all, but i think it's better to confine it all to one thread
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- YES YOU CAN USE THIRD PERSON IN MY THREAD!!!
so yeah, it's here for a laugh, and to stop the mods and PLEO from getting all surly
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Mods if you have a problem, shut it down. But IMHO this could be a pretty funny thread
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i'll get the ball rolling by saying:
"SYDNEY PEOPLE CAN'T DANCE FOR SHIT!!!"
let's get it on!
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[This message has been edited by De Quincey (edited 18 October 2001).]
 
Fuck off DQ!
*Proceeds to smash DQ's face in with an oversized Chuppa Chup*
Oh wait a minute I'm from Melbourne. Yeah what DQ said you all dance like sheep. No Style, No Flare, No Shuffle.
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Dancing, the eternal quest to mash my ankles into dust.
[This message has been edited by Airwalk (edited 18 October 2001).]
 
Why would anyone here want to flame anyone else?
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Can I use third person in this thread?
*ducks incoming fireballs*
 
Hahahahaha
Airwalk replied and edited his post within about 5 minutes of this thread starting.
Do some work and stop hitting F5 Airwalk!!!
 
^^
where's the PLuR you oversized orange tellytubby!
*spits blood and broken teeth at Airwalk*
i'll stab your eyes out with a glowstick if you're not careful. don't turn my thread into a brawl!
this is supposed to be about intelligent flaming via stimulating argument, you baboon-faced rubber-merchant... the problem with ravers is they're just too fucking scattered to understand...
*pokes tongue out at Airwalk*
 
Sydney people can't dance for shit? true... but the melb-shuffle just looks like you're an escaped con with legchains...
and official notice... bluelight is for harm minimsation... and...
Kandi is BAD for you!
so stay away you fucking glowstick, kandy, plur wankers... cuz i don't LIKE YOU!
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FREAKS!
-plaz out-
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and another thing...
anyone who's jaded can also lick my bollocks... because they're another clique of absolute fucking manky sods who can't think of anything better to do than be aggressive because they're not getting any... so have a wank and get all that aggression out!
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-plaz out-
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pffft Plazma: you're just jealous cos you wouldn't know talcum powder if you snorted it like the desperate drug-wh0re that you really are!
MELBOURNE SHUFFLE ROCKS!!!
munchee doesn't tho, cos he's a gh3y ~kH@nDi-PlUr-fAiRy...
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DQ: Anyone who types "wh0re" instead of "h0e" is a member of a completely dubious and silly subculture of our society known to normal people as "losers"...
P.S: I just worked out how the melbourne shuffle came about... it's because... wait for it...melbourne people haven't yet worked out that tying your shoelaces together causes the falling over they experience why trying to do a real dance...
-plaz out-
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[This message has been edited by plazma (edited 18 October 2001).]
 
It scares me that pundi had a ready image of richard simmons on hand. Pundi must be the ultimate ghey boy.
*smashes mirror ball on DQ'a head*
*Daks munchee*
*Shuffles up to plaz and kicks him in the nuts*
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Dancing, the eternal quest to mash my ankles into dust.
 
^^^^^
Airwalk... two things... firstly...
you're named after a SHOE!... and wonder why you don't get respect?
and secondly...
if you untied your shoelaces, you might be able to kick better, not to mention walking, running or... *drumroll* dancing...
-plaz out-
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I don't think Airwalk actually knows how to tie his shoelaces... his mummy prolly does them up for him before he goes to work.
*looks at the thread so far*
*GRINS*
*Throws faeces at plazma*
 
DQ... didn't know you were into "that" kind of thing... otherwise i would have let you suck my [ C E N S O R E D ] after i'd finished [ C E N S O R E D ]ing you in the [ C E N S O R E D ]...
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and yes... this thread is going well... can i take the credit?
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-plaz [ C E N S O R E D ] out-
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*waits for pleo to come in and tell us all off*
Munchee is not ghey. He is SUPER GHEY!
*pokes Airwalk with Khandi orange glowstick*
And Pleo, don't like my third person stuff eh?
*Bunny pulls glowstick out of Airwalks eye and sticks it up Pleo's tight buttox and watches Munchee get all excited about it*
And Plazma.... it may look like a fit, but at least we can do something other than one move that makes us looks like geratric old farts who have lost their walking sticks.
NYER
Stick that in your [C E N S O R E D] and smoke it.
*Bunny rubs sticks together and makes more flame's... BWAA HAA HAAAAAAA*
 
look you bunch of butt licking mutant fecie dripping ants, we have had enough of your flame war thread... your testiclular cancer humour is not wanted here.. your mothers can no longer be pimped out as they are all past their use by date.... munchee is ghey we all know that.. and DQ likes it that way just as much as any old sod down commercial rd on a friday night.. but i mean really we need to draw the line at airwalk.. his putrid face and disgusting smell is too much for us... i draw the line at shopping for bra's for him.. i mean really.. get something done about thoes man boobs.. there really is no excuse for hanging cleavage these days.. Puhhhleeze...
your lack of education and imagination astounds me but it still hasnt stopped all of you sleeping with your respective relatives and make sweet sweet love to the middle of the sofa.. even the taxi drivers down grey st st kilda have more class than you.. atleast they do it in other peoples back yards!
its has become quite apparent too all of us that there isnt enough combined length between all your dicks to evev been seen on a hubble teliscope.. infact im pretty sure i saw a missing persons report with munchees crouch pasted all over it...
so get a life boys.. move on.. and just leave the rest of us humans alone.. its not fair we have to put up with your pesantry...
 
as for bfb and his testosterone humping hippo of a personality.. well lets just say that there wont be any girls jumping out of birthday cakes for this poor soul.
 
/me runs in arms a flailing, glowsticks twirling... and falls in a crumpled heap, realising he can't flame for crap...
plazma - you sheep screwing retard! Khandi is the greatest thing since soap and water.. Oh whoops, forgot, you wouldn't know a thing about that... :P
And to quote BFB in IRC, "RBB IS GHEY!!!!!!!!!!!" (not that I agree or disagree with this statement, I was just asked to put it in here... :/)
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