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The News Thread v. Your Penises Are Too Large And It's All Our Fault

keeping said:
is meth quite big in N. Ireland btw? i was under the impression that it was pretty much solely a London thing (Vauxhall to be precise)?
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I've never come across it but I'm in the sticks. I have been seeing it appear more frequently in the local court pages but it's always been personal amounts from the dark web.
 
keeping said:
"The five-year-old was playing with his older brother in Limavady, Northern Ireland, when he found a Kinder Surprise egg hidden in a hedge, according to Metro. The child proceeded to open up the egg, but where there would typically be a toy, the child found a bag of white, crystallized powder."

can't stop laughing
but okay still
fess up, who was it?
who hides meth in an egg in a bush 8(
IN IRELAND?


article link here
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An ex-dealer of mine once hid an oz of crack in a bush. Not in a Kinder egg, mind. And it was never reported found. Pretty sure he still checks every bush he comes across just in case though :D

Also knew a fella who held an annual "Dig up the back garden to find the brick of coke" festival. Last seen years ago being buried during a stint of stim paranoia. Never did hear of it being rediscovered but much beer 'n' BBQ was had along the way so not a total washout :D
 
Shambles said:
An ex-dealer of mine once hid an oz of crack in a bush. Not in a Kinder egg, mind. And it was never reported found. Pretty sure he still checks every bush he comes across just in case though :D

Also knew a fella who held an annual "Dig up the back garden to find the brick of coke" festival. Last seen years ago being buried during a stint of stim paranoia. Never did hear of it being rediscovered but much beer 'n' BBQ was had along the way so not a total washout :D
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Bet whoever found it and kept it on the sly was having a decent time when everyone else was back at the barbecue drinking beer. =D
 
Leaked: The UK's secret blueprint with telcos for mass spying on internet, phones – and backdoors
Real-time full-blown snooping with breakable encryption

The UK government has secretly drawn up more details of its new bulk surveillance powers – awarding itself the ability to monitor Brits' live communications, and insert encryption backdoors by the backdoor.

In its draft technical capability notices paper [PDF], all communications companies – including phone networks and ISPs – will be obliged to provide real-time access to the full content of any named individual within one working day, as well as any "secondary data" relating to that person.

That includes encrypted content – which means that UK organizations will not be allowed to introduce true end-to-end encryption of their users' data but will be legally required to introduce a backdoor to their systems so the authorities can read any and all communications.

In addition, comms providers will be required to make bulk surveillance possible by introducing systems that can provide real-time interception of 1 in 10,000 of its customers. Or in other words, the UK government will be able to simultaneously spy on 6,500 folks in Blighty at any given moment.

According to the draft, telcos and other comms platforms must "provide and maintain the capability to disclose, where practicable, the content of communications or secondary data in an intelligible form and to remove electronic protection applied by or on behalf of the telecommunications operator to the communications or data."

The live surveillance of individuals will require authorization from secretaries of state, overseen by a judge appointed by the prime minister. And there are a few safeguards built into the system following strong opposition to earlier drafts of the Investigatory Powers Act.

Closed doors
What will concern many, however, is how the draft paper and its contents are being handled.

The technical capability notices paper has only been provided to a select few companies – mostly ISPs and telcos – on a short four-week consultation, but a copy of the draft found its way to the Open Rights Group, which popped it online today.

According to the document, it has already passed through the UK's Technical Advisory Board, which comprises six telco representatives – currently O2, BT, BSkyB, Cable and Wireless, Vodafone and Virgin Media – plus six people from the government's intercepting agencies, and a board chairman.

That means that the contents have already been largely agreed to by most of the organizations that have been included in the closed consultation.

It is unclear whether the Home Office intends to make it available for public comment after that time or whether it will seek to push it through the legislature before anyone outside the consultation group has an opportunity to review it.

The rules will have to be formally approved by both houses of Parliament before becoming law..............
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https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/...draft/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook
 
If you find a kinder egg with drugs in it first thing you should do is wash your hands cuz where I'm from it's likely to have been up someone's arse or pussy.
 
Fuckin hell mate your goin on like you've never pissed on a little old lady.
 
ever try any of the acid that crew were pumping out? worthy braving the polis and the fucken welsh ​for it? :p
 
The news round my way is:
Crack is wack
Hipsters are cunts
I need to learn self control

End of report. KOW, BBC news, your fucking moms house
 
Now this is truly revolutionary. A complete home that can be erected in 10 minutes with a cordless drill. Fancy a move? Fold it down again and stick it on the back of a lorry. This is a no typical mobile home, this is the tits. This is the epitome of British engineering and innovation. Yours for a 100k.

I imagine a time where you buy a house once in your life, then live where you like. No more housing developments. Land could be divided into plots with hook ups for services (a bit like an uberposh caravan park) that you pay rent for during your stay. I think it's fantastic and is the way forward. The guy is a genius...


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...000-flat-packed-house-unfolds-10-minutes.html

Hopefully it heralds an age with no more cowboy builders and tradesmen fucking up your house. Each site could have a team of maintenance people to sort out any problems on what is basically a generic design. No more fuckin bricks, morter, plaster and other messy shit.
 
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