The Inaugural Bluelight Golden Nang Awards!!!

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Pleonastic

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Cinema has The Oscars...
Television has The Emmys...
Music has The Grammys...
but we've gone one better...

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Welcome to The Inaugural Bluelight Golden Nang Awards!!!
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Copyright, Pleonastic & randomblondeboy - 2001
Phase one of the process is just beginning, and as these are only new we need the categories first. The idea of this is kind of like the previous Bluelight Awards thread, but different in the sense that we don't want the awards to be made to suit the person. What we plan is to have out 10 or so categories that could fit a variety of people, and then take nominations. After the nomination period we will announce the short list of final nominees, and we will then have some kind of voting system to determine the winners of the Golden Nangs!!!
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The award ceremony will take place at the Bluelight fundraiser to be held on the 9th November.
So, now to the categories. The idea is to make awards that are both funny, and also that encompass the bluelight spirit. So there will not be an award for "Biggest Drug Pig" because frankly that's not really worthy of a pat on the back (regardless of how funny it is
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). Here's the ideas so far:
Safest Bluelighter (most committed to harm reduction in actions and attitudes)
Most Jaded Bluelighter
Grumpiest Bluelighter on a comedown
Biggest Post Whore
Best Alterego (own up to it to claim your prize)
Best Dancer
Most Brightly Dressed
Best Quote while Out (previously "while fucked" - thanks ruski)
And the Platinum Nang for the best overall thread or comment

Any further suggestions for categories will be accepted up until Wednesday 26th September, at which time RBB and myself will finalise the categories and nominations can begin... more info will be made available then...
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Suggestions and comments can be made here, or to myself (89148659) or RBB (3718719)...
Please give this your support so the awards are a success... happy nominating!
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[This message has been edited by Pleonastic (edited 15 September 2001).]
[This message has been edited by Pleonastic (edited 22 September 2001).]
 
ummm yeah, what pleo said
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this could be really cool... but we only want possible categories at the moment!! don't start nominating people, and don't create categories likes 'best breakdancing while skating and yelling PLUR!' (thanks shadow
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) cos they have obvious winners...
umm also, hate to all melbournite...but this is gunna be actually held, and as such it will be held in melbourne...i think it could be funny/cool cos most of us know at least a few others...so if the perth/sydney/brissy kiddies wanna do their own, thats cooooooooool, and then like we can all have simultaneous bluelight parties and award ceremonys and stuff!!
yay!!
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anyway, i think this could be hell cool... so give us some ideas!!
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...got a place for watching that will paint pictures and colour lights...
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how bout 'best sydney warrior' for standing up to the opressive regime of the terribble fascist melbourne prog nerds...?
'best use of taco's in a thread'
how bout 'best making up of category you want to be nominated in while your pissed @ 3 in the morning'
............. then again, how bout not eh.
 
ummm.
Can I nominate BLUFLUFFYBUNNY for biggest post whore? That guy is just obsessed with bluelight.
Weirdo.
PS: Bluff...yeg gh3y
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edit by rbb
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[This message has been edited by blufluffybunny (edited 16 September 2001).]
 
Damn you RBB! How dare you use poi mans computer and log in under my name.
PS. REad the Bluelight couples thread... I let your secret out to everyone..
ANYWAY **** lets get back on thread topic huh?***
 
Safest : lo_lo (anyone who's read the Nang Lessons?? thread will know what I mean
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Most Jaded: Fylar
Grumpiest: myself (I AM the anti-PLUR)
Biggest Whore, I mean POST whore: BFB for sure.
Best Alterego: Could be anyone of us!!
Best dancer: Jakoz
Best fuct quote: Again, could be anyone...
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You startin' shit??
 
We're only after categories at this stage - not nominations or votes... please save that for when we have the categories finalised...
The next person to post nominations or votes wins the Golden Nang for the inability to read instructions...
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HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I nominate PLEO for being mr grumpy pants.
*bunny takes award and runs off*
 
Brightest dress............hmmmmmm could it be me....hehehehe
Dam you bunny for letn the secret out....grrrrrrrr
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Most indecicive BLter (I think that should go to me
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BLter who makes up the dumbest threads.
Oh yeah and before any smartasses start screaming out "Pek dude no nominations!!!!!", I'd just like to say that I've always been a rule breaker
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SILENCE!!!!!!!! Your insolence will not be tolerated - Dr Evil
 
GlowGurlz do you think you could even compete with the Orange freak haha. I'm also working on an even brighter outfit for Slinky. Anyway maybe we should have the best Flamer award.
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Huh,...What,...Who,....Dude I can't here a fucken word your saying.
[This message has been edited by Airwalk (edited 18 September 2001).]
 
Perhaps change the 'best quote while fucked' to 'best quote while out' to keep in touch with the bluelight spirit, espcially seeing as tho some of us don't indulge.
also a few suggestions:
Best bluelight DJ...
Best producer or upcoming producer..
Perhaps a best and farest award? I dunno
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I know they arent the most comedic but they sort of serve a purpose considering the content of bluelight
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[This message has been edited by ruski (edited 18 September 2001).]
 
ohhh serious awards.
UMMMM.....
Best outfit.
Bubbliest Bluelighter.
yeah.. go the bst harm reduction person thingie as well.
*nods in agreement with ruski*
 
...don't make me start deleting posts...
Most tightass mod
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pundi: Don't think we can award events... pretty sure its sposed to be personal awards...
[This message has been edited by Tarsarlan (edited 18 September 2001).]
 
Funniest comment(s) I hhave heard in a whiole came from Munchee on cid..
"Teeth are hard in your mouth, everything else is soft"
And..
"There not midgets, there giant babies"
Chem
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Oh grumpiest comedown = Noc_Turnal... A few will back me up on this...
 
*looks at he orange clothing on the floor*
hmm you could be right there airwalk.......maybe we should both get the award!!!
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