The Five Best Countries to Live in if You're a Drug User

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5: THE NETHERLANDS Earning a coveted place in my top five—but only just—is this legendary pot smokers' paradise. That designation is set to change by the end of this year, when a scheduled ban on any tourists visiting coffeeshops comes into full effect. The contentious ban was instigated when cities in the South of the country—which, of course, doesn't include coffeeshop hub Amsterdam—complained of rising levels of drug-related crime. The law is a big pain for pot tourists (although many cafe owners are vowing to ignore it), but won’t affect Dutch nationals. And let’s face it: there's still something incredibly civilized about a country that allows its citizens to buy high-quality marijuana in settings as convivial as the quaint coffeeshops of Amsterdam, Rotterdam and the Hague. Over the years, many smokers have experienced their first trip to the Netherlands as something akin to a religious conversion—after growing up under the shadow of pot prohibition, there's a simple thrill in being able to buy and smoke it like an adult. And it’s not just marijuana: the Dutch policies of offering heroin addicts legal maintenance doses of diamorphine (pharmaceutical heroin) as well as methadone, plus widespread, long-established needle exchanges, have coincided with a decline in opiate addiction over the last decade. Still, a rightward lurch in Dutch politics is causing a steady erosion of everything that gave the country such a special place in drug users' hearts. Twenty-seven coffee shops were closed by authorities in Rotterdam in 2007 alone, magic mushrooms were banned in 2008, and a recent proposal from a government committee would have cannabis containing more than 15% THC reclassified as “hard drugs.”



4: PERU If we produce this list again in a few years' time, Latin American countries will probably dominate: there's a huge movement to decriminalize—even legalize—drugs all over Latin America right now, spearheaded by Uruguay's proposal to sell state-grown marijuana to its citizens. This is no doubt a visceral response to the bloodshed suffered during the US-led War on Drugs. But in many of these nations the laws are still in flux. Gracing our top five already, however, is Peru. The home of the gorgeous “city on a mountain top” of Maccu Picchu and delicious ceviche also boasts the continent's most liberal drug laws, offering users a greatly reduced prospect of persecution or imprisonment. According to Article 299 of the Peruvian penal code, the possession of up to two grams of cocaine, five grams of cocaine paste (which produces a similar effect to crack when smoked on foil), eight grams of marijuana, a single gram of opium latex (or 200mg of opium derivatives), or 250mg of MDMA, MDA or methamphetamine for personal use is legal. But here’s the kicker: you can’t mix and match. Possession of two or more types of drugs is an offense punishable by law. So you want to smoke a few joints to chill out after ingesting your allotted 250mg of meth? Tough luck. And the application of the law is left up to local authorities—so drug-addled gringos thinking they can swan around Peru stoned out of their gourd might want to think twice. As Ricardo Soberón Garrido, a Peruvian lawyer and the director of the Drugs and Human Rights Research Center in Lima, wrote in his report, Legislation on Drugs and the Prison Situation in Peru, “Although possession for personal use has not been declared punishable by the original statutes or the subsequent reforms, the law does not establish precise criteria for police action, leaving room for police discretion, frequent cases of corruption, and abuse of persons who possess drugs merely for their own use.” Buyer beware.



3: CZECH REPUBLIC While most minds immediately turn to the Netherlands when liberal European drug policies are mentioned, the Czech Republic arguably has the lighter touch. Since 2010, the possession of up to 15 grams (or five plants) of marijuana is an offense roughly on a par with a getting parking ticket. And while selling drugs is still very much illegal, it's pretty easy to find them, in Prague above all. The 19-year-old nation's liberal approach doesn't just apply to the green stuff. Drug users in the Czech Republic are permitted to possess—without fear of prosecution—up to five grams of hash, 40 magic mushrooms, five peyote plants, five tabs of LSD, four hits of ecstasy, two grams of speed, one and a half grams of heroin, five coca plants and a gram of coke. Or, as Hunter S. Thompson might have called it, "lunch." Meanwhile, around 70% of the country's problem drug-users are estimated to maintain regular contact with a network of drop-in centers and needle exchange outreach programs.



2: PORTUGAL This trailblazing nation has made a huge success of its policy of offering drug users compassion and treatment rather than persecution (despite the objections of certain die-hard drug warriors). In 2001 Portugal became the first country in the European Union to decriminalize the possession of all drugs, from marijuana to heroin. While many feared this would lead to an increase in Portugal’s already out-of-control population of drug users, the opposite proved to be true: more than 10 years down the line, drug use is down, rates of HIV infections are tumbling, and more addicts than ever have found their way into treatment. By all accounts, scoring drugs in Portugal is no big deal: “If you want H/crack in northern Portugal [and] have any past drug using experience it is as easy as buying groceries,” says one user. And counterintuitive as it seems to some, this accessibility comes with a welcome boost to national health. Obrigado!



And Number 1: USA Who’s number one? WE are! Don't believe me? It’s quite simple: having some of the most regressive drug laws in the world makes no difference to the average American drug user. Though Nancy Reagan urged us to “Just say no,” it seems most of us decided to say yes instead. Drugs of all descriptions—from marijuana, to speed, to crack, to heroin—are widely available in every major American city, from Baltimore to Los Angeles. Not only that; they're also cheap and potent. Like a meth-crazed rhino taking on a lithe judo master, what we lack in harm-reduction-and-compassion finesse we "make up for" by sheer power of consumption. A recent study in PLoS Medicine concludes that the US leads the way internationally when it comes to getting wasted. Whatever your drug of choice, you’ll find more users here per capita than almost anywhere else in the world. More users means more supply, and—in that all-American adage—more competition is always good for the consumer. And if illegal drugs aren’t your bag, don't worry: we also have skyrocketing rates of prescription drug abuse, thanks to our habit of massively over-dispensing powerful Rx narcotics. Sixteen million Americans took a prescription drug for recreational purposes in 2009 alone. And tomorrow could get druggier still: the NIDA-funded 2010 report Monitoring the Future claimed that “2.7% of 8th graders, 7.7% of 10th graders, and 8.0% of 12th graders had abused Vicodin and 2.1% of 8th graders, 4.6% of 10th graders, and 5.1% of 12th graders had abused OxyContin for non-medical purposes at least once in the year prior to being surveyed.” And that’s saying nothing of the slow but inexorable liberalization of marijuana laws, with local growers in California and Colorado producing some of the finest weed on the planet. So despite the efforts of Nancy and Ronald, Harry J. Anslinger, Above the Influence, Fix interviewee Gil Kerlikowske and DARE, we can proudly say that this is something we kind of lead the world in.

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just another thing the USA is # 1 at

flame on foreigners

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I would think Afghanistan, with its $5 heroin grams, uncut, would be pretty nice. Aside from all the terrorism. But that's whatever.
 
Somewhere in the mountains. Build your own fortress. Hire guards. I could see that being dank.

Honestly Europe and South America are a lot more tolerant of drug users than the United States is though, so while there may be a lot more drugs here its not necessarily a better place to be.
 
I knew Portugal would be at the top of the list. Not surprised US is number 1, but that does not automatically equate to high quality goods nor supply. All it really means is that the bulk of drug users here think they get good shit and for a reasonable price.
 
Yeah sure put USA as #1, where most of the drugs are cut to shit (just like most other countries with bullshit laws, mine included.)

Amsterdam should be at the top if the laws dont mean shit, that country has given me the best mushrooms, lsd, mdma and weed i've ever had in my chuffin' life. Sure i'd get into more trouble there than I would at home (and maybe usa? i dunno.) but i've never had such easily available, high quality drugs to snaffle anywhere but there! & every club I went to seemed a hell of a lot more pill friendly than i'm used too!
 
I strongly disagree with the US being number one. We have the worst drug laws of any of those countries and our laws are especially ridiculous when one considers how great the US thinks it is. I recently had trouble getting an apartment because of a simple possession of marijuana charge. How awesome right? Its so awesome the drugs are freely available right? Even if I can't get a place to live where I'd like.
 
It’s quite simple: having some of the most regressive drug laws in the world makes no difference to the average American drug user.

Except statistically speakinng quite a lot of drug users are in jail there. Whoops.
 
Disappointed that US is number one. I knew a guy who was arrested for the cops finding just a few bud seeds in a bag in his car.
 
This list is a joke! I confirm this because i know all 5 countries and i live in 1 of them.
 
Canada sure has some hotspots where drug use is rampant, and apparent. However, I don't think we crack the top 5. Much more likely the top 10.

USA may be number 1, but the amount of non-violent drug users locked up every year (by some LEOs who have a weekly or monthly quota to fill) for possession without intent to distribute is a huge buzzkill. Still, some people never get caught.
 
Where is Japan on the list?
We can drink all the green tea and alcohol that we want.
(Except no alcohol + driving. )

But I have seen groups of older women leaving for vacation on the bullet train at 9 AM on Saturday morning drinking Chu-hais.
Men in suits and ties stumbling home from bars, lying in the streets, lying on the floor of the train at night.
Shit, at my university, we were having a party involving alcohol from at least 5 different countries, and our whole working group was drunk as hell when we suddenly decided to call Harvard to try to set up an exchange program. We put on our sober faces and called via Skype.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, they will lock you away for possession of cannabis, not to mention other "real" drugs.
 
Where is Japan on the list?
We can drink all the green tea and alcohol that we want.
(Except no alcohol + driving. )

But I have seen groups of older women leaving for vacation on the bullet train at 9 AM on Saturday morning drinking Chu-hais.
Men in suits and ties stumbling home from bars, lying in the streets, lying on the floor of the train at night.
Shit, at my university, we were having a party involving alcohol from at least 5 different countries, and our whole working group was drunk as hell when we suddenly decided to call Harvard to try to set up an exchange program. We put on our sober faces and called via Skype.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, they will lock you away for possession of cannabis, not to mention other "real" drugs.

I know its old news but the fact that Japan took two godzilla-sized bitch slaps from the US for attacking Pearl Harbor probably makes them the least likely first world country to deviate from its US republican rooted drug policies.
 
I strongly disagree with the US being number one. We have the worst drug laws of any of those countries and our laws are especially ridiculous when one considers how great the US thinks it is. I recently had trouble getting an apartment because of a simple possession of marijuana charge. How awesome right? Its so awesome the drugs are freely available right? Even if I can't get a place to live where I'd like.

Not to mention practically everywhere other than the good ol US has codeine OTC...even if it is a weak opiate I'd gladly take it over nothing at all.
 
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