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The emergency drug shit

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I guess we've all been there. We're out at a party, a club, wherever.
Maybe we has a big dinner, maybe we've just been eating all day, or whether we've not eaten much.
Some/a lot of people (definitely including me) are lucky enough, and consumption of a stimulant drug, rewarded with the abomination of the emergency drug shit.

The undeniable glamour of drug use. Right there in an emergency bowel movement.
You never know when or even whether it will strike, but when it does, it's usually in the most inappropriate place, or time.
You make your way to the toilet, which usually by the time you get the looks like a makeshift abortion clinic, and you do your best to clean or tidy it to sit down. Then you evacuate, and hope that the people waiting outside cant hear/smell what's just happened. Maybe you wait a few minutes until the people have changed, or the smell has diffused. Either way, everyone knows what just happened.

I guess this is my first drug culture post contribution, and poo jokes make everyone laugh. So why not.
Anyone want to share their own experiences with this? Or perhaps tips on how to stop it happening?
 
haha ive got a story,

one Friday night me and my new vegetarian girlfriend decided we were going to check out a new club in the city, we had been smoking weed and eating vegetarian food allday (my girlfriend is a great cook so i was eating alot). whilst catching the train into the city at about 11pm my stomach wasnt feeling to great, but i didnt want to disappoint my girlfriend. We sucked on (buccaly ingested) 25i-nbome tabs, i had a huge dose of 1.5mg and she had 750mg, the club didnt open until 12midnight and there was abit of a line when we get there at 11:45ish.

By this time im tripping absolute balls, and really needing to shit. we had smoked a fat joint just before lining up, im trying to play it cool thinking ill just wait in line and shit inside, no big deal. but within 5minutes of lining up in this crazy indie kid line the drugs started to take hold, my thoughts got crazy, at first being an experienced tripper, i could dismiss them as its just the drugs.

I thought that i had shat myself and everyone knew and my girlfriend was being polite by not telling me. I calmly ask my girlfriend if i can speak to her alone away from the line, i take her across the road and tell her what ive been thinking and ask if we can please catch a taxi home so i can shit. she laughs at me, i laugh too. she finds a taxi rank and hails a taxi to take me home were i happily shit in my own toilet tripping balls. to this day i still feel lighter from that shit. i fucking love my girlfriend.
 
Just a few days ago, I was out celebrating Queensday (big thing here in NL, lots of people everywhere, partying all over town). Decided to roll somewhere during the day, had a great first few hours, but then suddenly needed to shit sooo bad. As the whole city and every bar/ club/ venue in it is just packed with people it is virtually impossible to find a toilet without a 20 metre queue, let alone a clean one. I was kind of bummed about this as it took my focus away from the girl I was with.
But then, out of the crowd, emerges this guy I used to work with some years ago. I didn't remember his name and he probably forgot mine too, but I did remember that he lived very close to the place we were at. This was a godsend. So after some hey-how-are-yous I politely asked if I could borrow the key to his place to take a shit. Seemed like a perfectly logical question to me at the time. He of course didn't give me his keys but walked me to his place, let me have my shit and then we both went our seperate ways. Pure bliss.
I still don't know the guys name though
 
Oh my god! This is exactly the reason you will never ever find me at a club without my box of loperamide; for when you just gotta shit bricks!

And being an opioid addict i think its rather apt to have on you at all times at any cost.
 
Exactly man.

And you never know how many junkies that are jonesin for a hit that might be around.

'here bro, perc30, xxx bucks.'

Lucrative shady junky dealers.
 
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Disclaimer: This one is disgusting and not for the faint of heart


I was coming off an extended Xanax bender and was weakened from excessive sweating and vomiting. Lying in bed the cramps came and needed to rush to the toilet. It took every bit of strength to hold it in. Instead of my usual baggy t-shirts, I was wearing a long nightshirt and more concerned about shitting my drawers. I made it but not in time to pull the shirt up all the way. Now I had to take it off and in the process got poo all over my back and hair. That was the nastiest drug shit that ever happened to me. :(
 
i remember giving my friend and his gf their first dose of a psych, which would be 2c-e at about 20mg each. His girlfriend kept checking her ass to see if she shit herself, for whatever reason psychedelics murder my ass as well and i've had some close calls. I've actually shit myself while benzod trying to move a bed, i could barely walk at the time so wasn't surprising.

after being an opiate addict i dont like to go anywhere without lope, i get the shits so fast, especially if i'm taking a stimulant. It's like as soon as i leave my house to catch a bus everything kicks in and i have to take a shit when i know there are no toilets and no possibility of one for at least 20-30 minutes, man that sends my anxiety flying and every step to the toilet feels like an increasing possibility that i will shit myself before i even make it to the toilet.

I like to know when and where i can shit, i hate shitting in public places especially when i am high and even worse if i'm tripping. DXM probably caused the worst emergency shits i've ever had, i wrecked many toilets because i was always in public tripping, feel sorry for the people who had to deal with the aftermath.
 
I love this thread.

The one with poo on the back and hair cracks me up.

I used to always have to shit after freebasing coke and those were some glorious shits.

I hate crapping when im withdrawling from heroin. When i was in jail up in alaska i was withdrawling HARD, they dont give you shit there, not even an asprin (not that that would even help) unlike here in CA where thy med you up to ease the symptoms. Anyway, my ass was spewing green, yellow and clear slimey liquid for the past 72 hours. I was in the chow line and had to fart, as i farted all the liquid rushed out my ass running down my leg to my shoe and i had to run back to my cell(which is very far from the lunch room) with poop slime all over my legs and pants.

One time my ex was so constipated from heroin his poop was so rock hard we thought his asshole was going to rip so he took a spoon and used rhe handle to break up the shit stuck half way out his ass. I remember his panic because he said the shit "hasnt even crescented yet" which was his way of saying the largest diameter portion of the crap hadnt come yet so he was still in store for more pain.
 
Serotonergic drugs, hard comeups which floor me and Magnesium preloading does this to me. I could not imagine what coinciding the Mg + a strong MD comeup would be like, but I'd better be on a comfy, clean toilet asap!

This is probably my #1 worry with festivals.
 
In every situation I've been in where this has happened to me, the toilet facilities were fucking DISGUSTING.

SO. First of all.

The fuck you talkin about 'sittin down'?

If I gotta take a massive shit, in a dirty, disgusting, uncleaned toilet, you better believe my ass ain't touchin that seat.
A squatting sit.

You know? Like you're doing wall sits in gym class.

Knees at a 90 degree angle (or slightly less, making sure u aren't touching the seat) and just let er' rip.

And who gives a fuck about who's in the next stall or washing their hands. Let it out. Why put yourself through unnecessary bullshit?


I once had an unofficial shitting/farting contest with the person in the stall next to me. I'd let one rip, then he would.

Then I'd one-up him, and he'd one-up me.

Needless to say the end of the contest was not very pleasant to the ears.

That's when we each dropped the atomic bomb.
 
My only 'emergency drug shits' involve me getting the coke beside the bag of needles & then getting hit with the sudden, unstoppable need to squirt some nasty out the back door before banging. Same exact thing used to happen when I was heavily abusing mephedrone. Almost every morning my body would process what I was about to do & decide, 'once you get high, Bob, you're going to have to take a nasty shit, so we'll just go ahead & get in your way to make you shit first before you dose. Have fun, don't OD!'
 
i have no idea why but after getting high (off weed) i sometimes feel like ive shit myself. i recall the feeling back to freshman year of high school. usually its a fart i need to pass and i can play it off knowing im high and i really didnt but not always lol.
one time i thought i shat myself on my friends couch with his sister there, i sat in the most uncomfortable position for like an hour emberassed as hell because i thought it leaked down my pants if i stood up. got up when they both left temporarily and absolutely nothing there lol, fucking paranoia random as hell
 
I always fear shitting myself on psychedelics. It never fails. Every time I eat acid or shrooms, I have this terrible fear that I'm going to end up covered in my own feces. Thankfully, it's never happened.

I'm also a "poop camel". I will only shit at home. No ifs, ands, or butts. If I can't get there, I won't go. My personal record, non drug induced, is 8 days without a dump. It was horrific to say the least. Especially when the streak ended.
 
^lol my personal record is 3 days with a massive opiate addiction and i took so much magnesium and laxatives and it still wouldn't come out. pretty sure i ripped my ass that day it finally came out.

i can relate to trying to split the shit balls apart when on opiates, they come out like baseballs and are hard as a rock. After i pass one of those motherfuckers i feel like i've actually given birth.
 
RobotRipping said:
i remember giving my friend and his gf their first dose of a psych, which would be 2c-e at about 20mg each. His girlfriend kept checking her ass to see if she shit herself
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twotoomany said:
I always fear shitting myself on psychedelics. It never fails. Every time I eat acid or shrooms, I have this terrible fear that I'm going to end up covered in my own feces. Thankfully, it's never happened.
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LOL

Same thing happened to me when on mushrooms. I didn't have the urge to use the toilet, just kept thinking I was sitting in my own shit.
 
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