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The EADD I'm Fucked Megathread - Go nuts and have a brandy.

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Yeah, but i dont trust you ponch. Its always sausage rolls this, sausage rolls that with you. Well you know what? Im gonna vote for it to be number 1 on Danny Dyers new show "Danny Dyers top 100 foods eaten by utter fackin muppets" Good old Danny Dyer, i know i can always count on him for moral support
 
Ohh new thread, shiny. Nothing to add, just checking myself out in mirror and my god im a red dilated eyed fuck tonight, good thing I didn't try to go clubbing, especially in guild of students haha.

And I fucking love Danny Dyer, what a ledge.
 
I'm post peak but still feeling nice. Looks like I might reach my aim of being asleep by 4 afterall :)
 
You are on shaky ground friend. I'm uncharacteristically non violent for a purveyor of baked goods but the Ginsters cartel,,,, well they aren't people to be trifled with. I'd think long and hard before you start throwing around such threats.
 
Aye common ponch fella, i was just mucking around me old mukka. I love me a good sausage roll. Infact i love me a good sausage roll, so flippin' much that i woke me old wife up in the middle of the night, whispered in her ear gently "bloomin' 'eck do i love me some pukka sausage rolls" and then proceeded to receive sub-par fellatio off her. I just looked up to the ceiling with a satisfied grin on my face and the words "bloomin' pukka" rolled out of my mouth. But i digress, the sausage roll can now be on "Danny Dyers top 100 pukka foods to whispers into your missus ear to graft a bit of nosh off 'er"
 
Danny Dyer is a strange creature. I really cant help myself liking him. I know thats hes a twat and everything, but hes a lovable twat. I can imagine using the phrase "Im Danny Dyer and im everyones favourite lovable fuckup"
 
If i were you i would weigh up 250mg of mephedrone, flush it down the toilet and then you will think to yourself "fuck me, why the fuck did i do that!" forcing you to do the rest of your meph before your risk flushing it again
 
Danny Dyer is a double nawty lemon squeezer. I view him as more of a character he's not a real person, same as Jeremy Clarkson. Their job is being that person rather than themselves, its quite odd.
 
This is brilliant and true advice other than the abomination of wasting drugs at all!! There must be another way. 100% with you on Danny Dyer, if I saw him in real life I think I'd have a breakdown because I am so convinced he is not a real person and it would shatter my reality. He's brill on eastenders though, brill brill. And deadliest men. And that drugs film.

I wish I was danny dyer.
 
Most definitely! But the character is quite likable that he portrays i must say. I can see why people would hate him, but to me hes just like that jar of mayo youve had sitting at the back of the fridge from a few years. Clarkson on the other hand, character or not is a complete "fackin' plonka" in the words of mr Dyer. If i ever saw him on the street i would tut as loudly as i could as i walk past him. Would be all over the sun "Mysterious gravy smelling criminal tuts at clarkson" Infact, i would tut so loudly Clarkson would be forced to quit his job and be sent to live in the bottom of the ocean
 
Yeah can imagine him pulling out a huge bag of white powder "naa then ya bunch of fackin mugs, this rite ere is real blokes shit. Daan my fackin way the call it fackin' danny powda. Yeh thats right, arfta me, danny fackin dyer" Sniffs a huge line, sits back "i aint even fackin twatted bois, gear just dont touch me" then someone gives him a line of real coke and properly fucks him up. Just tears his shirt off and screams into the air "IM DAAAANNNYYY FAAACCCKKIN DYYYEERRR!" Im not sure if he does take himself seriously i agree. I mean, surely he cant? If he wasnt so pumped up full of gravy 24/7 then im sure we would see a very different man.

Riiiiiight ive got some ket, tiny bit of h left, kratom and some pyrazolam. Just need to work out which order to do them in. Probs try and k-hole first, so im gonna head off i think. Will go for a shit later and shit out all of the drugs ive consumed to avoid a comedown. As well as flushing my system for when i consume 5 pints of gravy for the Slough talent show tomorrow.
 
SummerSerenade said:
Ohh new thread, shiny. Nothing to add, just checking myself out in mirror and my god im a red dilated eyed fuck tonight, good thing I didn't try to go clubbing, especially in guild of students haha.

And I fucking love Danny Dyer, what a ledge.
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Fackin nice one bruva.
 
Just treated myself to 50mg valium instead of ten, unlikely to result in fuckedness but should ease the pain a little. Pretty zombiefied by the combination of meds and cannabis oil already.
 
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