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The bored out of yer brains (lonely) Saturday night thread.

rule of thumb. saturday nites should never be quiet...

10.18pm hey? hmmm... was out for dinner, then went home to a nice quiet nite of shagging..

just to make you feel better...

;)
 
hours indeed... it took that long to figure most of it out :P

oh, and if it was meant to be fake 70's porn the music would be on vinal or something...
 
Doggy What?

Strawberry_lovemuffin said:
I completlely blame UnsQuare cause he's a dody dodgy fuck,

Bein' playin'
snakes 'n' ladder's, eh
woman ;)

whom I love dearly bt whom I really think should star in pornos that are, like, paraodies of old 70's pornos. YOu know, lots of gold chains, hats, girls on roller blades, ridiculously shag carpets aa big table full of Coke and the Doors, Jimi Hendrix and Rolling Sones playing on dvd to set the mood. Did I mention there must be table piled with coke. Oh and a dressup rom fofr the girls. Fetish and cute gear and long boots and soft (but suitably stinging) soft leather whips at our disposal.

I volunteer to be the fluffer.

How 'bout you jus' supply the coke
&'ll cover the rest, Miss SLM.
;)

PS. Other people have said sim'lar things too me...:\ =D

FUND ME!
IT'LL BE LIKE "THUG MANSION" BUT P-FUNK RATHER THAN P.DUD...!
WE'LL 2-PAC EM ALL IN!

SEND $$$ TO UNSQUARE'S DOLLO'SFO'HUGH-HOLL'RS.COM
 
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tax deducatble donation

UnSquare said:
SEND $$$ TO UNSQUARE'S DOLLO'SFO'HUGH-HOLL'RS.COM

my brothers friend i dont like left his credit card in my car

how much were you after?
 
We Could Prob Get It Goin' For 3 Mill, But W'll Have Get Some Slinga's, An' A P-Rackt

$18 Mil. Aus should get it full-ballin,
then when jus' get some bro's biz' it true.

a'What's his Max-out?

:\
 
Strawberry_lovemuffin said:
Well, I'm heading that way my dear. Just made a milo, took 2 panadol rapids, 2 ginger capules, washed my face, brushed my teeth and positioned copious water, cordial and painkillers on my bedside table. It's countdown now to zzz time, I'm realising this because it taking me 1/2 hour to type something really simple.

I'm looking at the word countdown, and spelled it four times wrong in a row. Ah fuck who the hel cares this late, let the ridiculously innacurate spellkg run riot I say!! Anarvhy to word-nazis! (fuck it toolk ,e a good 5 mintues to spell nazi) OH I'm gpomg tp shake my head in disgust at this pst tomorow.

Nut for now, WHOFUCKIBVAFRES@ I certainoy done! Amd neithrt doies god or krisha or nbuddh or whatever I'm sure tnhey've got much more important nasal-contemplating to engager in to decide on the bsis of dsdpelling errors from the drug-addled brains of bluelighters up way past their bedtime.

Tjat didn't make a single bit fo fuccking sense did it. I completlely blame UnsQuare cause he's a dody dodgy fuck, whom I love dearly bt whom I really think should star in pornos that are, like, paraodies of old 70's pornos. YOu know, lots of gold chains, hats, girls on roller blades, ridiculously shag carpets aa big table full of Coke and the Doors, Jimi Hendrix and Rolling Sones playing on dvd to set the mood. Did I mention there must be table piled with coke. Oh and a dressup rom fofr the girls. Fetish and cute gear and long boots and soft (but suitably stinging) soft leather whips at our disposal.

I volunteer to be the fluffer.

I am deadly serious, I do not remember typing this post at all. :D What a hilarious surprise. Usually no matter how fucked up I am, I can remember typing even parts of things I discover later. With this - nada.
 
muzby said:
rule of thumb. saturday nites should never be quiet...

10.18pm hey? hmmm... was out for dinner, then went home to a nice quiet nite of shagging..

just to make you feel better...

;)

me too, cept the shagging came first :D
 
Radio-Head

Strawberry_lovemuffin said:
I am deadly serious, I do not remember typing this post at all. :D What a hilarious surprise. Usually no matter how fucked up I am, I can remember typing even parts of things I discover later. With this - nada.

Does this mean I don't get my play-land?
:( :(
 
Oh no, that was an idea of the utmost brilliance and must definitely be done. One of us just has to marry a rich old sick guy and fuck him until he dies of a heart attack ala Anna Nicole Smith, so we can fund this Shagadelic paradise.

I pick you.
 
joannie_mhm said:
me too, cept the shagging came first :D

In a perfect world, shagging should come before, during then after dinner

i <3 nymphos
 
i gotta say the OP is a man after my own heart. drinkin my favorite whiskey and lookin at my favorite porn site because i am cheap too and wont pay for it. gotta save that money for whiskey. alas, tonight i will have no wild turkey. here its only 1:00 pm saturday but i already know im in for a bored and lonely night, as my girlfriend is going with her brother to his senior prom. i think to celebrate the occasion im going to eat the hydrocodones i told her id save for her.
 
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