Testing out my new signature!
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"You know that you... can't fight the moonlight..."
"How about the Italian guy who baked a blueberry muffin and said you could see the virgin Mary there. He said "Oh look you can see the face on the muffin!" No you can't, you fuckin moron, its a MUFFIN asshole. Believe me she's got a big enough budget she would show up on a fuckin... blueberry muffin. She'd show up in the middle of Air Force One on opening weekend right after Harrison Ford's big closeup, she'd pop right up there on the screen and go HEY STOP PUTTIN SHIT IN THE COFFEE!"
"You go into what you look like is a bar and you go 'Hey-- could I get a couple of Budweisers?' and the guys like 'I can't do that sir' and I'm like 'why?' he says 'Well, this is a MICRO BREWERY." ... 'OHHHH REALLLY ASSHOLE well why don't you go back there and MICRO BREW ME UP A BATCH OF FUCKIN BUDWEISERS, because this is AMERICA and I'm thirsty! PULL UP YOUR PANTS!"
*DENIS LEARY*
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"You know that you... can't fight the moonlight..."
"How about the Italian guy who baked a blueberry muffin and said you could see the virgin Mary there. He said "Oh look you can see the face on the muffin!" No you can't, you fuckin moron, its a MUFFIN asshole. Believe me she's got a big enough budget she would show up on a fuckin... blueberry muffin. She'd show up in the middle of Air Force One on opening weekend right after Harrison Ford's big closeup, she'd pop right up there on the screen and go HEY STOP PUTTIN SHIT IN THE COFFEE!"
"You go into what you look like is a bar and you go 'Hey-- could I get a couple of Budweisers?' and the guys like 'I can't do that sir' and I'm like 'why?' he says 'Well, this is a MICRO BREWERY." ... 'OHHHH REALLLY ASSHOLE well why don't you go back there and MICRO BREW ME UP A BATCH OF FUCKIN BUDWEISERS, because this is AMERICA and I'm thirsty! PULL UP YOUR PANTS!"
*DENIS LEARY*
