Social Tell a Joke

[Ki3ly]

what did the frenchman say to the TSA agent when asked why his luggage was full of snails?

Escargot

 

[lexxbell]

thank you, thank you, i’ll be here all night. ya know i’ve done a few minutes of my best jokes at open mics before, i like to call that a tight 5 doing her tight 5

 

[FixXxer]

Saw a guy driving around yesterday in a Ford CliTaurus

 

[Ki3ly]

There's an elderly man walking down the street and um a sex

worker pulls him into an alley and says, "Mister, I could give you super sex."

And he says, "I'll take the soup." All right, moving along.



....... Potato soup sounds good.

Or how about some Matzo ball.

 

[TJ5]

What do you call a midget psychic that committed a crime? A small medium at large.

 

[Ki3ly]

What do you call it when someone gets slashed real bad on the Subway in NYC ?

Tuesday. Lol.

 

[Ki3ly]

Woman 89 yrs old receives new LICENSE

License plate shocks Senior --- New at 11

SQUEEZE WHAT ?

She sounds like a party.

Oh well. It's easy to remember though.

I know I can clearly see 5's so

How bout ' Y00A55 '

 

[Ki3ly]

 

[TJ5]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves? Russell