OK, here's the plastic lineup.
Mona, Miss Apple, Pinger, Ben and my sweet self are definitely there. We're all so close we're practically related, so we shouldn't have any trouble recognising each other (although Ben in a hat has been known to throw Pinger on occasions). Now, mona has met Dented, so she'll recognise him. And Mona and Miss Apple have met Gin Sipper, so they'll recognise him. And Ben has met the Windowlicker, so he'll recognise him. And I believe Gin-Sipper knows Smurf, so he'll be recognised by him, and will be in turn recognised by Mona and Miss Apple, unless they're too busy recognising Dented, in which case Gin-Sipper will have to wait to greet Mona and Miss Apples, and then introduce himself and Smurf to everyone except Mona and Miss Apple who will already know him. And we've all seen piccies of Smurf too, so Smurf will be treated to some mass-recognition AND introductions.
Presumably most of you will be bringing a stash of girlfriends, boyfriends, friends, brothers, sisters, mums etc. We won't recognise them, unless they are related to someone we already recognise, and we can spot the family resemblances. We will, no doubt, be introduced to them though, once the mass-recognising is completed, and then we will probably be able to recognise them in the future, and they us, unless any of them strongly resemble other people, in which case we might THINK we recognise them, but are in fact recognising their spooky doppelganger.
Everyone got that?
Rollicking good fun, see you all at the quagmire of sweat, seediness and general unsavouriness that is Plastic on Friday.
Love,
Pillcat
[This message has been edited by Pillcat (edited 13 December 1999).]