Survey 1

Survey #1


Hi, my name is

Tanya T.

Never in my life have I been:

Married

The one person who can drive me nuts is:

Mom

High school was:

LOL Totally 80's!

When I'm nervous:

I'm constantly moving, more than usual anyway.

The last time I cried was:

Can't remember. A few weeks maybe.

If I were to get married right now my maid of honor would be:

Shit good question. My friend Linda maybe....



My hair is:

Straight.

When I was 10:

I HATED having the looks, height, & hormones of a fucking 16 y/o, yet forced to act & admit my real age around my parents. I HATED being forced to go to movies with my parents because they insisted upon paying the under 12 price--& the clerk would draw a shitload of attention and shame to me saying dumb shit like,"YOU'RE REALLY ONLY 10 YEARS OLD?" My parents were insensitive fucks when it came to that.

Last Christmas:

It was ok.

I should be:

Making more money.

When I look down I see:

My feet whereas before all I saw was FAT.

The happiest recent event was:

Gathering at suite for 3 days with my friends Aimee, Linda, & assorted fiends.

If I were a character on 'That 70's Show' I'd be:

I have no clue. I never saw that show.

By this time next year:

I'll be almost 4 fucking 7 years old haha!

My current gripe is:

Not enough money. I want Mom off my case.

I have a hard time understanding:

Why Mom is so insistent about charging me so much money.

There's this girl I know that:

Is a very unhappy heroin addict.

You know I like you when:

I put up with you in my home for 2 days in a row & I'm not yet sick of you.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be:

Depending on where I was or who I was with at the time. If I was hanging at Linda's pad it would be them. If at home, I guess it would be Mom.

Take my advice:

When you're young & maybe 10-15 lbs overweight that is NOTHING compared to being 80 lbs overweight which is REALLY fat. Trust me you're only as ugly or as beautiful as you think you are.

Something that I really want to buy is:


A laptop & more memory for this home pc.




If you visited the place I was born:

Pasadena Playhouse comes to mind lol. You'd probably appreciate the old spanish style archeitechture.

I plan to visit:

Australia maybe where some on line friends live & Vancouver Canada, maybe even get Ibogaine & try the detox in a motel room.

If you spend the night at my house:

We'd have fun writing music & lyrics, eating sweets, probably getting loaded on speed.

I'd stop my wedding if:

My Mother died.

The world could do without:

Greed, haters, & poverty.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:

Sorry, don't swallow cum so I guess that's it.

Most recent thing I've bought myself:

A wedding dress at a thrift store.

Most recent thing someone else bought me:

Food probably.

My favorite blonde is:

Don't have a favorite.

My favorite brunette is:

Don't have a favorite.

My favorite redhead is:

Don't have a favorite.

My middle name is:

Marie

This morning I:

Woke up & took it easy.

The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are:

None.

Once, at a bar:

I sang penis songs with a bunch of gay guys at a gay bar.

Last night I was:

Shooting dope, kicking back, relaxing after working 5 nights.

There's this guy I know who:

Tends to be a pain in the ass, obnoxious drunk because he gets way too loud.

I don't know:

A whole lot about organic chemistry.

A better name for me would be:

Crystal Hyde


Tomorrow I am:

Working.

Tonight I am:

Working.

My birthday is:

October 4

What I really wanted for Valentine's Day was:

I don't want or expect anything, but it is nice when I get a card.

I can sing:

Either totally on or totally off key.

I like a guy named:

Erik.

My best friend's name:

Not sure if I really have a best friend, just a few that I like a lot.

Now you copy and paste!!!




 
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