Stupid Things That Bug You About Your Lover

[iheartthisthread]

you know, the dumb shit that really doesn`t amount to a piss hole on the snow, but kinda grates on your nerves.

I`ve been finding hersey kisses wrappers in weird places. Put that shit in the trash.

 

[munki]

Not hanging up the towel properly after a shower. Leaving his shoes on and tracking dirt everywhere, even though I want it to be a shoes off house. Leaving his shoes in the middle of the living room. Emptying his pockets on my dresser with no regard for my need for order and feng shui. General disregard for my need for order and feng shui.

 

[llama112]

Not putting caps/lids on bottles/containers. He puts them partly on. So they look like they are on. Ex. he "puts the lid" back on a water bottle. If I went to grab it and it fell out of my hand, it would spill all over the place. I don't get the point of putting a lid on - just leave it off if you aren't going to put it the whole way on!!!!
Yeah, that's like the one thing that drives me crazy about my boyfriend. He has gotten a bit better. But still. We have had numerous spills in our apartment due to him not putting the lid on properly.
Lol. There are some other little things but that's the weirdest thing lol.

 

[rangrz]

we ever me and Ms.G hang out on campus, she drags me to the library and spends an hour and a half on the computer checking Facebook and tumblr. Arrgh! I wanna go show her some cool shit in the physics or engineering labs...save FB and tumblr for home.

She also this annoying habit of engaging homeless people/religious people handing out fliers, etc in 15 minute conversations.

Sophie: Is always greasy from playing with aerospace propulsion systems at work, or else playing with her car...it's AWESOME that she loves machines, but sometimes I don't want to be smeared with green high pressure/temperature grease from holding her.

 

[Lysis]

Snoring. Holy shit please for the love of god can't I find someone who doesn't snore?

I'm probably more annoying than anyone I've lived with. lol I don't cook or clean, so it's a cleaning lady and going out for me. I throw my clothing shit on the bed and don't care. I have like 8 pairs of shoes lined up by the front door (I have a set for whatever I'm going out for real quick lol). I will work on computer stuff and leave wires everywhere. I hog the remote. My shit is my shit and his shit is community shit. I'll eat his food/leftovers if I'm hungry and alone. I pile my mail up on the coffee table for months until I clean it up. I will ignore him and play WoW until sexy time at night...then he can have my attention. I spend money and don't ask his opinion (maybe that's only important for marriage..I dunno)...cars, TVs, computers..doesn't matter. I only want to do fun stuff on weekends and don't give a shit about responsibility and whine and bitch if he even talks about needing to do something important on Saturday and Sunday.

I'm probably the annoying one in any relationship. lol I'm a child with a lot of disposable income. It's awesome.

 

[1Love4me]

My SO will take out the trash but not put a new garbage bag in the trash can or put it back in the trash closet...drives me crazy!

He also will take his hat off in the most random places and then bitch and whine and ask me to help him find it the next day. I've asked him why he doesn't just put it in the same place every time so he can find it...he has yet to give me a good answer.

 

[HighonLife]

hair in the tub after shaving

 

[HighonLife]

Snoring. Holy shit please for the love of god can't I find someone who doesn't snore?

I'm probably more annoying than anyone I've lived with. lol I don't cook or clean, so it's a cleaning lady and going out for me. I throw my clothing shit on the bed and don't care. I have like 8 pairs of shoes lined up by the front door (I have a set for whatever I'm going out for real quick lol). I will work on computer stuff and leave wires everywhere. I hog the remote. My shit is my shit and his shit is community shit. I'll eat his food/leftovers if I'm hungry and alone. I pile my mail up on the coffee table for months until I clean it up. I will ignore him and play WoW until sexy time at night...then he can have my attention. I spend money and don't ask his opinion (maybe that's only important for marriage..I dunno)...cars, TVs, computers..doesn't matter. I only want to do fun stuff on weekends and don't give a shit about responsibility and whine and bitch if he even talks about needing to do something important on Saturday and Sunday.

I'm probably the annoying one in any relationship. lol I'm a child with a lot of disposable income. It's awesome.

jees!


at least your honest n self aware

 

[pokepoke420]

ergggg my girl is VERY neat and clean. She loves cleaning the house, and getting on her hands and knees cleaning the floor. It's rather hot, specially when she's bent over butt nekked ;].
HOWEVER, she NEVER puts stuff back in the same spot! You know how sometimes you just start putting shit in a certain spot, and it becomes home for that certain item. WELL, she never puts stuff back in the same spot and it drives me absolutely INSANE. Especially at 3am when I reach into the night stand, and she gets frustrated that I'm frustrated only to find out its across the room. >;|

 

[Busty St Clare]

When ever we play co-op video games she always wants to run in gun ho style rather than a more tactical approach.

She also never irons her clothes so am constantly stripping her down to her bra and knickers while I iron a dress before work.

She never finishes a drink, regardless of if it is a beer she opened or a half glass of juice she poured.

The most she can watch cricket on television is 2 or 3 hours. At least at the game live she will bring a book or magazine and work on her tan for 8 hours.

 

[BawsStatus]

stupid shit that bugged me about my ex (saturday) lover:
always put me down.

when he'd call me annoying, or say i'm nagging, or to stfu, the next time i see him, i'd not talk because i didn't want to annoy him, and then he'd say "OH GREAT, YOU'RE IN A BAD MOOD ALREADY AND I JUST PICKED YOU UP." what the fuck. what the fuck do you want from me, to talk or not to talk.

always focused/reminded me of the negative things i did/mistakes i've made.

never appreciated or even noticed when i did something good.

communication is key in a relationship, right? so when i'd tell i'm not happy because of whatever reason, i'd get put down for nagging.
never communicated via technology, his excuse which is true; he can be clingy. but after many sober, drunk, fucked up nights of me telling him that i LIKE it when he texts me and it shows he cares, and him agreeing, still nothing. i'm not needy, i'm really not, but sending ONE fuckin text to your girlfriend wouldn't kill you.

always picked a fight over the LITTLEST things, and SOMEONE had to be blamed for it, and even after i'd take the blame to shut him up, he'd go on.

terrible in bed, and short.

oh, and he was a huge.. HUGE troll. so he was annoying as fuck.

 

[Lysis]

Ohhh ohhh, i think I finally figured one out that I don't do but a lot of men do and it bugs me:

drumroll............


Leaves dirty dishes in the sink. Ewwwwwww. I never have dishes in the sink. They always get put into the dishwasher until it's full.

 

[pofacedhoe]

Snoring. Holy shit please for the love of god can't I find someone who doesn't snore?

I'm probably more annoying than anyone I've lived with. lol I don't cook or clean, so it's a cleaning lady and going out for me. I throw my clothing shit on the bed and don't care. I have like 8 pairs of shoes lined up by the front door (I have a set for whatever I'm going out for real quick lol). I will work on computer stuff and leave wires everywhere. I hog the remote. My shit is my shit and his shit is community shit. I'll eat his food/leftovers if I'm hungry and alone. I pile my mail up on the coffee table for months until I clean it up. I will ignore him and play WoW until sexy time at night...then he can have my attention. I spend money and don't ask his opinion (maybe that's only important for marriage..I dunno)...cars, TVs, computers..doesn't matter. I only want to do fun stuff on weekends and don't give a shit about responsibility and whine and bitch if he even talks about needing to do something important on Saturday and Sunday.

I'm probably the annoying one in any relationship. lol I'm a child with a lot of disposable income. It's awesome.

I'm kind of a child with no disposable income, serious shit can wait and mess is what makes you feel able to photographically remember what happened recently via your floor

also annoying- men who cant wash their dicks (but randomly so that you know they could if they wanted to, they just couldn't be bothered this time )

people who smoke cigarettes then kiss you

people who are stupid/ poorly educated to the point where you want to punch them e.g. "msg is fat", "er no its not its a salt and by the way you sicken me"

people who have such a tidy flat they make you stay on a towel while they suck you off lest your cum stains their fluffly white carpet. what colour do you think my cum is exactly?

 

[Maniaz]

Yes im a guy but please put both toilet seats down, close the door and please turn off the lights in the bathroom after you have used it. My girl doesnt know anyone who does that and thinks im psycho and yes it probably is but please just do it. Also how she does everything the long way when shes using a computer but other than that its mostly me whos the annoying frustrating one such as bringing up something that she does to justify my self when we are disagreeing, arguing .

 

[StrutterGear]

Incapable of drinking any beverage completley. Not even just the dregs of a beer, but closer to a quarter of the bottle. Same thing with cups of tea.

She wears my boxers and football shirts.

Leaves cotton buds and make-up stuff everywhere.

She get's unbearable when she's hungry.

But she puts up with me, and all of my many, many, many annoying traits and habits. So I'm happy :D

 

[StrutterGear]

you don't like it when your girl puts on your boxers? .. really?

Not when I haven't got any left to wear haha.

I love the look of her in them, but I'd love it more if she didn't wait until the end of the week to do them with the rest of our washing. End up wearing my cheap ones out while she wears my expensive ones in!

Maybe I should climb into one of her lacey numbers....

 

[tricomb]

the stubbornness

 

[OGKooosh]

shes too nice and i feel like its my fault

 

[slimvictor]

The most she can watch cricket on television is 2 or 3 hours.

You must be kidding. The few times I have watched sports on the tv with my wife for an hour - probably 5-10 times in 15 years - it was pushing her limits. I enjoy most sports, but even I could not stand to watch cricket for more than about two minutes.

I'm probably more annoying than anyone I've lived with. lol I don't cook or clean, so it's a cleaning lady and going out for me. I throw my clothing shit on the bed and don't care. I have like 8 pairs of shoes lined up by the front door (I have a set for whatever I'm going out for real quick lol). I will work on computer stuff and leave wires everywhere. I hog the remote. My shit is my shit and his shit is community shit. I'll eat his food/leftovers if I'm hungry and alone. I pile my mail up on the coffee table for months until I clean it up. I will ignore him and play WoW until sexy time at night...then he can have my attention. I spend money and don't ask his opinion (maybe that's only important for marriage..I dunno)...cars, TVs, computers..doesn't matter. I only want to do fun stuff on weekends and don't give a shit about responsibility and whine and bitch if he even talks about needing to do something important on Saturday and Sunday.

I'm probably the annoying one in any relationship. lol I'm a child with a lot of disposable income. It's awesome.

Wow. It is good that you recognize these things in yourself, but since you are aware of them, don't you feel some pressure to act less selfishly?

 

[_a_A_C_c_]

Not putting caps/lids on bottles/containers. He puts them partly on. So they look like they are on. Ex. he "puts the lid" back on a water bottle. If I went to grab it and it fell out of my hand, it would spill all over the place. I don't get the point of putting a lid on - just leave it off if you aren't going to put it the whole way on!!!!
Yeah, that's like the one thing that drives me crazy about my boyfriend. He has gotten a bit better. But still. We have had numerous spills in our apartment due to him not putting the lid on properly.
Lol. There are some other little things but that's the weirdest thing lol.

haha, i do this all the time. if i am drinking something, i won't fully screw the lid on unless i put it back in the fridge or i am leaving the apartment. i lightly screw the lid on so it doesn't get lost in case i do end up needing to use it. for the most part my husband just avoids my drinks but i often drink from his bottles and don't screw the cap on. i find it hilarious when he ends up getting a drink all over himself.