What
I think is appropriate? You
are aware of exactly the words you used, aren't you? And
who you directed it at? In a public setting? Geez, this is too easy...
Actually I'm quite hurt that you would think I would ever trivialize your plight. I thought I was the voice of reason...heh heh...hehehehe...BWAHAHAHA!!!
I'm sorry, couldn't keep a straight face...but I'm not laughing at you, just that "voice of reason" bullshit I just spewed...
Sweetheart, I really do feel for you, honestly...no bullshit fer once. Although I'm presently in a long term relationship, I've spent quite a sizable chunk of my life single...I've had 2, count 'em, 2 relationships in my entire 27 year life. Sure, I dated 5 other people, but none of them for more than 2 weeks. I guess my rapier wit and keen intellect scared away all of the prospective Mrs. Stickies.
*....you just keep telling yourself that you miserable little twit and maybe eventually it'll become true...*
Sorry, got distracted by one of the voices. It all depends on what you mean when you say, "I gotta get me a boy." Are you talkin' serious commitment or a fuck-buddy? Serious relationships are naturally rare, but if you just need "companionship," I'm sure you could find something to suit your "tastes" (heh heh...I'm so slick wif da English).
I know this is small comfort, but you're actually quite lucky...forward, personable, opinionated, intelligent, and attractive (saw your pics)...you can either wait for someone to ask you out or I'm sure you have the cahones to approach a guy. I was a shy nerd with no self confidence, excluding the uncontrollable confidence I had in my intelligence, and let me tell ya, that is a lethal combination for a dating life in high school. I rarely had the balls to ask anyone out...if I did, it was a friend (I hate asking out people I don't know) who never "wanted to ruin our friendship."
side note: you never hear a guy say "I don't want to ruin our friendship," unless the girl is
bufugly (That's "butt-fuckin'-ugly"...don't take it literally, just a little American colloquialism. Means uglier than sin). Yes, that's a generalization...so keep yer flames to yerself.
I guess what I'm trying to say is this: sometimes you gotta take matters into your own hands (No mona, not
that way, but there's nothing wrong with that either) and go
find someone. Sometimes you get lucky and sometimes you get a shit sundae. Trial and Error, my friend. Just don't get discourged. And gleen all you can from every experience...it's good to know WHAT you are looking for. Most people never really know what they want or need. They think they do, but they are often wrong, which means they are doomed to repeat their mistakes.
At some point, the right person just kinda pops up...usually when you least expect it. I
know that sounds like a line of horseshit, b/c I thought the same thing when somebody said it to me, but you know what? They were right. The universe has a way of providing, as long as you open your eyes to it.
If it makes you feel any better, if I was Aussie and single, I'd go out with you. Of course that's only based on your online persona, so I have no idea what you are like in real life, but I assume it probably holds true.
BTW, stop developing "things" for me...you still have no idea what I look like and I think it's upsetting miss apple
Take care, sweetheart...it does eventually get better.
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I can't stand the itching but I don't mind the swelling...
