1) Dogs being 'addicited' to the drugs... I had always heard that one method used was to actually get dogs addicited to cocaine but they (obviously) dont do this anymore - don't know if it's an urban ledgend or not, I'm sure someone will have a link ..
I thought this document was usefull: (I apologize to whoever wrote this, it's something I have had forever with no name attached) .. while about pharm's, it gives you an *IDEA* what the seizure process is like.. of course if yer smuggling a few thousand rolls or a few pounds of marijuana, you might get more then the standard form letter..
I wont even go into taking shit on airplanes - WAY to many varriables...
IMPORTING PHARMACEUTICALS
Buying pharmaceuticals from foreign countries is something most of us have considered at one time or another. Foreign suppliers can be found online, through catalogues, or from other means such as foreign contacts. Frequently people shy away from this option because of the risks involved. In fact, people are usually ignorant of what these risks actually are. The truth is that while importing medication is technically illegal, attempting to do so will not get you convicted of a crime. The trouble, then, is in locating a foreign source that minimizes the other obvious risk: that what you pay for will simply never arrive. Understanding import law can be a useful tool in selecting a reliable source for foreign medication.
When something is mailed to you from another country it must first go through Customs. Ideally, your package will elude Customs and be delivered directly to you. If it is not so lucky, it will be set aside for inspection by the Food and Drug Administration. Items are detained by the FDA if they appear to be in violation of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act. The first thing the FDA does is check the label of the medication. Items ordered from foreign countries are often not properly labeled. In this case they will be inadmissible unless any errors or omissions are corrected. If the drugs are properly labeled but appear to violate medical standards, the FDA may take a sample for chemical inspection. If they fail the inspection they will be refused entry. In addition, the sender of the medication cannot be a commercial or promotional entity. The FDA compiles lists of foreign corporations whose items it forbids.
When the FDA holds an item, it will contact you in one of several ways. You may receive a Notice of Refusal of Admission. If this is the case you are out of luck, your medicine has either been exported or destroyed by Customs. On the other hand, the FDA’s complaint may be correctible or disputable, in which case you will receive a Notice of Detention and Hearing. It is important to realize that if you receive either notice you are not being accused of a crime. You have five days to reply to the Notice of Detention and Hearing. You may do so in writing, on the phone, or in person. If you reply you will be told the FD&C violations your import has been charged with. Violations are generally selected from an automated list known as the Operational and Administrative System for Import Support. Most violations fall in to one of four categories: adulteration, misbranding, unapproved drug, and importation restricted drug. In some cases of misbranding you may be allowed to pay the cost of relabeling the drug. You will be required to fill out a two-page form (FD-766) detailing how you will have the drug relabeled. The FDA itself will offer you no assistance in this matter, but you may be able to find a company that will. If the violation is not correctable you can choose to have your mail exported to its country of origin, or disposed of by Customs. Either action will be completed with no additional cost to you.
If the drug itself meets standards then the complaint will be regarding your intent for its use. The FDA allows the importation of medication for personal use in some cases. If you have a prescription you’re in the clear, but the amount being imported must be reasonable. If you are buying some drugs with a prescription and some without, it is in your best interests to order them separately. You should have no problem at the hearing if you have a prescription for everything you received. However, having prescriptions for some and not others may cause Customs to refuse the whole shipment. If they refuse part of a shipment, it is possible to fill out form FD-766 and state that you will dispose of the refused part. Of course then you will only get what’s left, but it is better than nothing. Without a prescription you may still be able to work your way around the problem. One useful tactic is to claim you were diagnosed with a condition in a foreign country, and you are continuing treatment for it here.
They may ask you for documentation of this fact, or they may accept it at face value. Keep in mind that the worst thing that can happen is that Customs will refuse to give you your package. You cannot be criminally charge with anything, so taking a little creative license during your hearing is almost a must.
If you ignore the Notice of Detention and Hearing Customs will attempt to export the product. If they are unable to do so, it will be destroyed after 90 days. You should then receive the aforementioned Notice of Refusal of Admission. Depending on who your international source was, this notice may be useful. In all likelihood you have already paid for your medication, and the notice is proof you did not receive it. Some foreign companies claim they will reimburse you if you do not get what you paid for. However, if you show them the notice and they still refuse to give you your money back, there is nothing you can do. Don’t even bother going back to Customs; they will hear no such complaints.
Knowing now what you do, there are certain steps you can take to assure your international business affairs will run smoothly. Learn as much as you can about your source before buying from them. Ideally they offer inconspicuous packaging that will maximize the chances of the package passing through unnoticed. The bottles themselves should be clearly and properly labeled. Labels should include: the common name of the drug, the brand name when applicable, the size of the drug (usually in milligrams), the amount in the container, and any warnings required by U.S. law. Proper labeling will be conducive to the admission of your medication, but it does not ensure it. Most importantly, you will have the best chance of receiving medications that are FDA approved. Once the FDA has spotted a drug that is not approved for use in the states, it will be refused.
If you decided to reply to a Notice of Detention and Hearing, remain calm in the knowledge that you are safe. Learn as much as you can about the medication you are trying to purchase before you attempt to dispute the detention. Let them know that you understand the restrictions on imported pharmaceuticals, and that you complied with them in every way possible. Go into the hearing with a believable story about why you chose to order medication abroad. In many ways buying drugs from foreign countries, and getting those drugs through Customs, is guesswork. But possessing the right knowledge can make your guesses as educated as possible.