Self BLOWJOB & Self FUCK TUTORIAL

[nuttynutskin]

If I cum in my own mouth what is the chance that I can become pregnant? Does anyone know like the actual percentage?

Also am I at risk at possibly giving myself an oral std?

 

[Grigore]

If I cum in my own mouth what is the chance that I can become pregnant? Does anyone know like the actual percentage?

You must be joking...

 

[nuttynutskin]

No I'm concerned because I saw some tv show about a man becoming pregnant. Should I wear a condom when I attempt autofellatio?

 

[Grigore]

How is that even possible?
only if he has both male and female organs..that MIGHT be possible.

I don't wear a condom when I do this and I do it for almost a decade.
And I'm not pregnant,lol.

 

[PowerFarts]

this makes sense cause when I jerked of with my left hand tonight I got a much better climax.. brain isn't used to the left. Also where did they find all these people who suck and fuck themsefs to provide a big enough segment for a proper scientific study..

You must have a left handed mouse?

 

[neversickanymore]

If I cum in my own mouth what is the chance that I can become pregnant? Does anyone know like the actual percentage?

Also am I at risk at possibly giving myself an oral std?

In case you are serious yeah you can transfer viruses and other things from mouth to unit and from unit to mouth. Herpes is one.. and before someone tells me im full of shit on this I read more than one legitimate source saying that although this isn't that common that it does happen and yeah I know most mouth herpes is one strain and the ones that affect the reproductive organs or of a different strain but it is well documented that they can and will be able to be transferred both ways.

Edit: that self fuck video was something else.. good lord the things people do. I wonder if there is a case where someone impregnated himself/herself.. that would be some genetic mess I bet. "Although fertility is possible in true hermaphrodites (as of 2010 there have been at least 11 reported cases of fertility in true hermaphrodite humans in scientific literature),[2] there has yet to be a documented case where both gonadal tissues function; contrary to rumors of hermaphrodites being able to impregnate themselves." >source<

You must have a left handed mouse?

huuh I never even identified this limitation.. but i think its to late.. Im rubbing lefty for awhile.. nothing like a little strange.

I'm honestly surprised this thread survived this long. lol

LOl, it either doomed or going to make best of bluelight.

 

[pofacedhoe]

Lol I don't post in the lounge, and in all fairness I put NSFW tags on what was posted. I think it was only a matter of time before someone posted something like that. I mean c'mon, the dude is talking about sucking his own dick and worse. Either way, you may want to go back and check out the link the op posted in his first post if porn isn't allowed...



I'm honestly surprised this thread survived this long. lol

i appreciate the NSFW thing yet i dont care. no porn in SLR. simple. and yes i too am surprised its has survived this long BUT it is a form of sex and we tolerate a lot of things because this is a forum for open and frank sex talk

also if you are worried about getting pregnant as a man then use the search engine on google

 

[Grigore]

I see that everybody is talking around here.
Ain't 1 person interested in trying it instead of talking?
I'm trying to be helpful here,this is why I've made this thread and explained how I do it.
I hope someone will eventually try this..
or,is everyone afraid to try it?

 

[PowerFarts]

huuh I never even identified this limitation.. but i think its to late.. Im rubbing lefty for awhile.. nothing like a little strange.

Since the dawn of internet porn I have adapted my left hand to weild the rod, due to the common fact that a mouse is usually used by the right hand.

Let me put it this way, is your mouse always coated in lube then?

 

[neversickanymore]

@G.. I hope so to and then I hope they have the balls to post an account of their journey for the world to see..

Have you been able to do this, or are you trying to do this Grigore?

Have you been able to do this, or are you trying to do this Grigore?

I dont generally use lube so there may be a little semen8) but no lube.

 

[BlueSaffron]

Why do you assume that people don't want to try it because they're "afraid"? Isn't that a bit judgemental? I'll try lots of things but there's also other things that I'll never try, simply because I have no desire to. Nothing to do with being afraid.

Why are you pushing this so hard?

 

[PowerFarts]

I am not afraid, in fact I am jealous of those who can.

The self fuck thing is a weird one, if it's too soft it won't go in, if too hard it won't bend.

Tried to get into the self suck thing, but my ADD brain drifted off topic.
(unlike this post which is now back on topic)

 

[neversickanymore]

im still deciding if im hot enough to put in all the pain and effort.. I can be a little picky sometimes... and then there is all the bullshit that comes with a relationship?? uggg i just dont know if it worth it.

 

[Grigore]

@G.. I hope so to and then I hope they have the balls to post an account of their journey for the world to see..

Have you been able to do this, or are you trying to do this Grigore?

As I mentioned before,I suck myself for almost a decade now.
And after few weeks of work that consisted in dick & balls twisting,stretching,anal lubing,searching for the best position,I am finally able to fuck myself and I'm SOOOOOO GLAD that I can do this!

 

[One Thousand Words]

you would swallow.

Are you calling me a slut?

I see that everybody is talking around here.
Ain't 1 person interested in trying it instead of talking?
I'm trying to be helpful here,this is why I've made this thread and explained how I do it.
I hope someone will eventually try this..
or,is everyone afraid to try it?

I have a hot girlfriend who will suck my cock while I watch the cricket or drive a car. There is no way in hell I'd do a better job than her.

Besides I'm 40 yrs old, I think you are kidding yourself if you think I will ever become that flexible in a week or two

 

[shimazu]

cant even tell people to go fuck themselves anymore jesus christ

 

[nuttynutskin]

I'm not flexible enough, and even if I was I think I'll stick to having a woman do it for me... I'm too lazy. If you want to fuck your own ass and suck yourself off because you don't want to have to bear the agony of pleasing someone else then that's your business I guess. Just don't be surprised when most people aren't into it, and it's not because of fear it's because of disgust. lol But based on your other posts I'm starting to think you're really just a big troll.

 

[neversickanymore]

you would swallow. Can we get a girl tutorial of licking herself out please.

I really did run across this by accident.. but now it makes me wonder

 

[Grigore]

I really did run across this by accident.. but now it makes me wonder

On a scale from 1 to 10,I don't know how drunk she is.

 

[Grigore]

I'm not flexible enough, and even if I was I think I'll stick to having a woman do it for me... I'm too lazy. If you want to fuck your own ass and suck yourself off because you don't want to have to bear the agony of pleasing someone else then that's your business I guess. Just don't be surprised when most people aren't into it, and it's not because of fear it's because of disgust. lol But based on your other posts I'm starting to think you're really just a big troll.

I love people like you,they make feel good about myself,whenever a blissful person like you thinks I'm a troll,I remember that my life doesn't depend on retarded assholes like you and I'm so grateful for that.