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Scientology Toxology Test... Really Funny!!

Funny thing is I use lots of drugs and didn't answer yes to anything other than "drug related flashbacks"
Hhahahilarious
 
In Scientology, a rundown designates a series of related actions which culminate in a specific end result. Developed solely to handle the biochemical barrier to spiritual gain, the Purification Rundown is a carefully designed combination of exercise, vitamins, nutrition and sauna use which dislodges drug residues and other toxins from the fatty tissues so that these substances can then be eliminated from the body. A person undergoing this program is closely monitored by specially trained personnel in liaison with medical doctors to ensure that each aspect of the program is administered correctly and the desired benefits are attained.

Once the person has been freed from the harmful effects of these drug residues and other toxins, he is in a far better position to improve as a spiritual being, to which many thousands of people have attested.
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*falls over laughing* Right, so this shit is all stored in fat cells by the body, right? Then you use sweat and exercise and diet to get it out - so in effect you're remetabolising the "toxins" as you burn fat, right? Then somehow, miracolously, they don't go back into the fat cells again, where your body supposedly stores them (note: true for some substances), but miroculously are removed from the body. Yeah right! Wonder how much they charge for this bollocks?

8(
 
there is quite a bit to be said about psychoanalysis while the subject is hooked up to a polygraph machine...
 
i know when im on the rock i feel pretty 'wooden'
never heard any complaints about it though!!!
 
Heh, my school was doing free diabetes testing. I wanted to get it done, but didn't know what the test entailed. (blood, urine?) As it turned out the diabetes testers had left the week before and the Scientologists had set up shop, I didn't know this at the time. So I go inside and see a bunch of people hooked up to machines and some old dude comes by and asks me if I have any questions.

Me: "Do I need to give a blood or urine sample?"

Creepy old dude: "Hehe no son, nothing that invasive."

Me: "So how exactly are you gonna test me for diabetes?"

C.O.D.: "Diabetes?!?! Oh no no. This is a toxicity and stress test. Have you heard about scientology?"

Me: *out the nearest exit*

Buncha crazies. I'll get my street corner spirituality from the yammering lunatic in the park, wearin an adult diaper outside his clothes, thank you. At least I know that guy truly believes God sent him to Earth to gather spare change. I can't tell what angle these scientologists are playing, but it's definately a very weird scam.
 
It was right outside the school, in the town square thing. I don't think the school would allow Scientologists on the premises, but all kinds of freaks fill the parks and the square trying to get as close to the students as possible.
 
It was right outside the school, in the town square thing. I don't think the school would allow Scientologists on the premises
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Phew! For a moment I thought the swine had infiltrated our education system ;)
 
Well, I am an American and it's hard to tell how much religion is being injected into my education, but I don't live in California so I don't think the Scientologists have their fingers too deep in the pie yet.
 
Im suffering from heavy body pollution, I bloody hope so, ive spent tens of thousands of dollars on drugs in the past 5 years, if my body was pollution free I'd be well pissed about being ripped off. Having said that I think my boring arse job has more to do with the YES answers than my weekends.

JoKeRsWiLd =D
 
MaliceNwunderland said:
I don't think the Scientologists have their fingers too deep in the pie yet.
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Some priests in boston though had more than just their fair share of fingers in the pie........


JoKeRsWiLd =D
 
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