looda
Bluelighter
Whoa.
This is the first time I've gotten anything from salvia, but maybe my 5th time smoking it...I used butane lighters and took HUUUUUUGE rips from bongs before, but only this time did it work. Claimed 20x, and I'm no salvia expert, so I'll just trust it. Made a homemade bong from a water bottle and a plastic pen, packed a bowl, cashed it in one hit, held it in for 30 seconds and I look to my friend A and say "What the fuck, what a waste, nothing happened." It's too late for me.
T+0:30 seconds - as I exhale, something comes from the depths below and strongly grabs ahold of me...and I can only describe it as some divine hand grabbing me by the balls. Startling, but not intimidating or scary to me. I wasn't expecting this at all. I start walking in place in the hot tub we were in, and as I look up to the trees, I see helicopter rotors and various other mechanical objects replacing the branches on the trees...and they're spinning so fast they're on fire. I am thoroughly fucked at this point.
T+0:05 minutes - during the last 4 or so minutes (in real time, it felt more like 15-20 minutes) I have been staring at the trees, walking in place in the hot tub, and answering my cell phone, telling the parents to donate to the PTA fund. I start cracking up as the salvia wears off and I realize how fucked up I am/was. I check my phone - it was off. I was talking to a phone that was off, claiming I was the head of my 4000-student school's PTA...which doesn't even exist.
That's all I remember; for all I know, that was a hallucination and what really happened I'll never know about. This was cool, but I don't suggest doing it without knowing it WILL fuck you up if used right. I was expecting to get some minor visual distortions, but salvia was INSANE. Expect to experience something like you never have before if you give it a shot.
This is the first time I've gotten anything from salvia, but maybe my 5th time smoking it...I used butane lighters and took HUUUUUUGE rips from bongs before, but only this time did it work. Claimed 20x, and I'm no salvia expert, so I'll just trust it. Made a homemade bong from a water bottle and a plastic pen, packed a bowl, cashed it in one hit, held it in for 30 seconds and I look to my friend A and say "What the fuck, what a waste, nothing happened." It's too late for me.
T+0:30 seconds - as I exhale, something comes from the depths below and strongly grabs ahold of me...and I can only describe it as some divine hand grabbing me by the balls. Startling, but not intimidating or scary to me. I wasn't expecting this at all. I start walking in place in the hot tub we were in, and as I look up to the trees, I see helicopter rotors and various other mechanical objects replacing the branches on the trees...and they're spinning so fast they're on fire. I am thoroughly fucked at this point.
T+0:05 minutes - during the last 4 or so minutes (in real time, it felt more like 15-20 minutes) I have been staring at the trees, walking in place in the hot tub, and answering my cell phone, telling the parents to donate to the PTA fund. I start cracking up as the salvia wears off and I realize how fucked up I am/was. I check my phone - it was off. I was talking to a phone that was off, claiming I was the head of my 4000-student school's PTA...which doesn't even exist.
That's all I remember; for all I know, that was a hallucination and what really happened I'll never know about. This was cool, but I don't suggest doing it without knowing it WILL fuck you up if used right. I was expecting to get some minor visual distortions, but salvia was INSANE. Expect to experience something like you never have before if you give it a shot.