Rollin while sitting in a bathtub full of chocolate?

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Skipp-E

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Not really, just wanted to get you attention!
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I am now a Bluelighter! WHOO HOO! One of the few, the proud, the elite, no wait.. thats the marines.
Anyways, I just wanted to thank everybody for making this board the incredible experience that it is! I get to work every morning and log right onto Bluelight to see what crazy and interesting posts I missed over the night. I LOVE ALL OF YOU!
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Skipp-E (the blue flamer... WAIT! I meant BLUELIGHTER!!)
 
Goddamn. I really wanted to hear about the chocolate. That sounds like something I'd like....Hmm, something to remember.
 
Well, since Skipp-E is a tease, I will go off about it!
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It was finally done. My dream, my dearest fantasy would at last be realized. Nearby the silvery pile marked a thousand unwrapped hershey kisses. My fingers were weary, but the work was done.
They were good pills -- Doublestack ferraris, two of them. I could feel myself on the verge of peaking, but I think mentally I was holding it off. I didn't want the rush yet. It had to come at just the right moment...
I shuddered to think of next month's utility bill, after abusing the stove so much, heating up all that chocolate. But finally.. the chore was done.
The tub was ready. My clenched teeth could not stop my joyous grin as I gazed upon the smooth brown surface. At last! O joy! Slowly I rose and shivered with pleasure as I sunk one foot deep into the chocolate sludge. Mmmm... bliss! Then the other... So slowly I allowed myself to be submerged in sweet, rich--
Okay. I'm stopping there coz this reply is just SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP! *rotfl*
~*~ Ashke ~*~
 
Don't stop! I want to do that.....Damn, I really do. Thaz not weird, is it? It's *chocolate* for heaven's sake! Jesus Christ, I'd want to sit in a bathtub full of chocolate sober! Keep going, Ashke, I beg of you.
 
HAHAHAHAHAH
Heavenly GOD Ashke!!!!
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That made me laugh my ass off... I was still waiting for the, "The chocolate coated each of my toes, and went up my creamy white legs, and felt sumptuous as it rose above my thighs..." but then I would have had to go take a cold shower, so it's a good thing you didn't.
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Anyway, THANKS!
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Oh, alright. *giggle* You shouldn't encourage my insanity, though.
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...So slowly I allowed myself to be submerged in sweet, rich chocolate. Oh, this was magic! The thick, warm chocolate crept over me to coat my flesh like a second skin. Soon the warm brown was slipping up over my abdomen as I lowered myself further, hungry for more of that smooooth, sticky-brown caress. Ahhhh! I could feel the rush of sensation going to my head, making me almost dizzy as I blew up with that delicious hershey sensation all over my skin! (Jesus christ this is so dumb, why am I still writing this *lol*) My jaw trembled, my heart raced, but I remained ever still, exercising my discipline to keep it slow, though a part of me wanted to plunge myself completely into the mini vat of pure chocolate BLISS! No!! I would hold back, enjoy it slowly. Deeper still... The ends of my hair curling over the surface of brown. Lower yet... Sweet, sinful chocolate spilling over my shoulders, creeping along my neck... No longer just my jaw, but my whole body seems to tense and tremble, my vision gone shimmery and beautiful, I was rolling so hard. Ohhhhgaaawwd...
Can heaven compare? Sweet chocolate bathtub.
Glub, glub...
~*~ Ashke, offical crackhead ~*~
[This message has been edited by Ashke (edited 17 January 2000).]
 
Ahh, who needs sex when there's chocolate
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? Never mind, that's a lie. But chocolate comes pretty close....
 
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