Public Service Announcement

[deleted user]

This is an important message to the masses!

We, the international satanic cult, have kidnapped this little fucker:

We are requesting ransom to free this little rat, but we don't want any type of currency, we want live human currency.

We are searching for one person, some of you may know who he is, others not.

Don't even try calling Liam Neeson to aid you in finding us, he is already part of our satanic cult, he is the padawan of FUBAR, he got that position by a quick handjob and for major help in pulling strings in conspiracies for our other beloved member, the satanic, the one and only Sgt. Cduggles!

We revived that little dog but we can kill him again, so give us the bandit! We are offering a b&w as a bonus, I repeat, b and w, not a bmw.

Cheers.

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Listen Morph, pack it in otherwise I'm going to report you for alt spamming.... ?

 

[Jabberwocky]

Last time I checked I didnt looked like the queen and as I said in the P&S post i'm god's son not a satanic cult leader!

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

Is that really you in your avatar? I'd fuckin smash you girl...

 

[Jabberwocky]

I always knew you were a satanic cunt leader yourself

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I always knew you were a satanic cunt leader yourself

I'll take that as a fuckin compliment!

 

[Jabberwocky]

It was!

Plus EADD didn't have so much action since limpet talked about flipping on the police and shooting out lights

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

This is an important message to the masses!

We, the international satanic cult, have kidnapped this little fucker:

We are requesting ransom to free this little rat, but we don't want any type of currency, we want live human currency.

We are searching for one person, some of you may know who he is, others not.

Don't even try calling Liam Neeson to aid you in finding us, he is already part of our satanic cult, he is the padawan of FUBAR, he got that position by a quick handjob and for major help in pulling strings in conspiracies for our other beloved member, the satanic, the one and only Sgt. Cduggles!

We revived that little dog but we can kill him again, so give us the bandit! We are offering a b&w as a bonus, I repeat, b and w, not a bmw.

Cheers.

The rescue squad have been sent.............

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

We are offering a b&w as a bonus

If it is any good I'm tempted to hand myself in for the reward.

 

[Lucy20]

My dog would eat that dog so if you don't find him my dog will take care of him

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

My dog would eat that dog so if you don't find him my dog will take care of him

You cannot destroy what is holy!

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

His just rang me with the GPS location, you lot are fucked now.
I have my Serbian contacts sent out to deal with this & rescue him.

 

[Lucy20]

Oh no not the serbs lol

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Oh no not the serbs lol

Guess she isn't from Bosnia.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Wow I guess they aren't joking

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

giving you white is dangerous

You let him go now or I'm gonna get a "henry" of white on strap, get my pipe & the ash from 20 fags then you'll learn a brutal lesson.
#FreedomForGabe

 

[Joeroe]

Last time I checked I didnt looked like the queen and as I said in the P&S post i'm god's son not a satanic cult leader!

+1

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

so while turning the zopiclone bandit in, TAKE THE TRASH OUT!

The two things have quite a similar link that hasn't been lost on me to say the least.
The first 16bars from Suicidal Throughts by Biggie Smalls come to mind.

 

[LoginNotSecure]

Brits don’t call it trash either, it’s rubbish. Unless you mean trash telly, even then that’s reaching.

 

[Jabberwocky]

Brits are a bunch of twats, learn to use some real words