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When people suckle their fingers after eating something greasy/sticky/residue-y....making that noise, oh god...that noise.....

for FUCKS SAKE just wash your hands, don't stick your fingers in your mouth like a fat piece of shit trying to savor every last tasty morsel ARGHH

I'm not a fun person to eat around, I can't stand eating noises.
 
What grosses me out is when you use a public restroom and then see someone walk out without washing their hands... and then see them later and they're touching you or something you've touched :(

I was especially disturbed when I saw a waiter do that in a restaurant... 8o

omg...this is so true...me being the Ms.OC I am you know how much this bothers me. Alcogel and hand sanitizer is your best friend if you just cant be bothered to wash....
 
Agreed. Unfortunately, I am a bit OCD about hand washing. I was them dozens of tiems a day. I wash them after I come in from outside, after using the bathroom, and before and after eating (and I eat about ten times a day).

So am I. If I cant wash, I have alcogel in my bag ALL the time. I even wash my hands after every cigarette break as I do not like my hands to smell of stale smoke.
 
^Same!

My friend that lives in a university dorm was telling me that she has a totally different opinon on some girls after seeing who does/doesn't wash their hands, as well as some other rather unsanitary bathroom acts (grossness) after living in a dorm with a communal bathroom :p
 
When someone says "valentimes" UGH!
I swear my colleague said this 3 times yesterday. There were other people around so I didn't want to correct and shame her. I was feeling nice.

It annoys me when dog owners do not clean up after their dogs. The bike path we use is littered with feces.
 
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A couple years ago a co-worker kept using the word "Specifically" but said it "PACIFIC-ly." She had no speech impediment or anything; she was just an idiot.

After the 5x saying "pacificlly," I responded "pacifically? As opposed to "Atlantic-ly?"
 
People who look down on me for reading tabloid magazines, or who think I am stupid because I read them.

People who are overly sensitive.

People who use their mental diagnoses or addictions as a reason why they can't be solid, functional human beings.

And one more:

When people act like they are mad at you and you ask "are you mad at me?" and they say "If you are asking if I am mad at you then you must have done something that would make me mad, right? Because I wouldn't be mad at you for no reason."

Sorry, but plenty of people get mad at people for no legitimate reasons, or at least not good ones. People also get mad over misunderstandings. That logic is so lame.
 
A couple years ago a co-worker kept using the word "Specifically" but said it "PACIFIC-ly." She had no speech impediment or anything; she was just an idiot.

After the 5x saying "pacificlly," I responded "pacifically? As opposed to "Atlantic-ly?"

ahhahahahahahahah thats hilarious :D

when someone backs out of plans but doesn't do it ahead of time so you're left there like uhhh...what now?
 
Fjones can agree with me on this one:

People blatantly and purposefully misusing the English language in front of me . It's not really the act itself that bothers me - I do it constantly when I talk and write - but what annoys me is that I always feel the urge to comment on it.

I might just be the first to have a pet peeve that isn't something someone else does, rather, something the person with the peeve does.
 
When someone thinks it is okay to be mean and make fun of someone in my family because I do it.

Isn't is a pretty much known rule that I can make fun of them as much as I want and you can laugh when I do, but you cannot in anyway make the jokes yourself?
 
^ I've always found that area to be touchy. I mean, if you're making fun of someone in front of other people, that's sort of an invitation for them to join in. However, if you are more complaining/commenting than making fun, then it's probably best for an outsider to remain an outsider.

I think it's best to just keep family issues in the family, especially if you don't want others giving you their take on it.
 
Fjones can agree with me on this one:

People blatantly and purposefully misusing the English language in front of me . It's not really the act itself that bothers me - I do it constantly when I talk and write - but what annoys me is that I always feel the urge to comment on it.

I might just be the first to have a pet peeve that isn't something someone else does, rather, something the person with the peeve does.

Oh, I hear you on this one. If I started venting about my English language pet peeves, I would take up the next ten pages. As it is, I think I already have 40 posts in this thread, so I'll leave this one to you :)
 
A couple years ago a co-worker kept using the word "Specifically" but said it "PACIFIC-ly." She had no speech impediment or anything; she was just an idiot.

After the 5x saying "pacificlly," I responded "pacifically? As opposed to "Atlantic-ly?"

it drives me crazy when people butcher words like that. it's hilarious when they type them out. i saw a person type starberry the other day. they meant strawberry. i hear people say that all the time. it just baffles me - where are these people learning English?
 
^ A few years ago, my mom's former boss who was very high up in the company sent out a company-wide e-mail with the word "SUDDLE." He meant "subtle." I was floored.
 
I have alcogel in my bag ALL the time.

Me too, I LOVE that stuff!! Can't live without it :)

It annoys me when dog owners do not clean up after their dogs. The bike path we use is littered with feces.

People actually get a fine if they don't clean up after their dogs in Australia. Is it the same in the US?

^ A few years ago, my mom's former boss who was very high up in the company sent out a company-wide e-mail with the word "SUDDLE." He meant "subtle." I was floored.

OH. MY. GOD!! That is just terrible! 8o


I find it really really annoying when I order my usual coffee, "skim flat white, no sugar" and the barista makes it with REGULAR milk, then passes me the drink and says "skim flat white"...! So it's not like they forgot it was supposed to be skim! They were just too lazy to get the skim milk out of the fridge. Grrrr! :X

Regular milk tastes like a cow, it leaves a film on my tongue :p I hate it!
 
it drives me crazy when people butcher words like that. it's hilarious when they type them out. i saw a person type starberry the other day. they meant strawberry. i hear people say that all the time. it just baffles me - where are these people learning English?

Okay, I am calling you out on this one, only because you seem like someone who appreciates the English language and wants to see it used correctly.


"i saw a person type starberry the other day. they meant strawberry."

This is one of the most common mistakes in the language, and one that I find very frustrating. "They" refers to multiple people. But writers constantly use it to refer to "a person" or "someone." This is just wrong.

There are numerous ways to avoid this problem, which I will go into if anyone cares enough to request it by sending me a private message.

This is NOT just a matter of being fussy or pedantic; sometimes a written statement can become ambiguous or just incomprehensible if this mistake is made.

Edit: Here is an easy example: "A person kicked dirt on the players. They got upset."

Who got upset? The players? That is what the sentence says. But, if the sentence were written by a writer who uses "they" to refer to "a person," the writer may have actually been saying that the person who kicked dirt was the one who was upset.

Additional Edit: Notice how the problem is avoided in the previous sentence. The bolded and underlined "the writer" is often erroneously replaced with "they" simply because the sex of the writer is unknown.
 
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Now, my pet peeve of the day:

Meatheads at the gym who slam the weights down really hard, making a tremendous amount of unnecessary noise.

This guy was deadlifting 275. With every rep, the weights SLAMMED down at the end of the rep. If you can do 7 reps, then you can do them with more control than that.

If you are going to lift weights in a way that attracts the attention of everyone in the gym, make sure you are doing something that WARRANTS that attention, like deadlifting 600 pounds or something.
 
Heh, my trainer kicked someone out of the gym, revoking his membership and all, during my last session for doing just that. I'd probably expand that peeve to showboats in general, if it were me peeving.
 
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